The Haiku Game


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Not rocket science
Rocket Queen and Rocket Man
Take a Rocket Ride


Take a Rocket Ride
Don't buy tickets from ACME
To chase roadrunners


How did "Al Gore rhythm" not turn into "algorithm"!?

To chase roadrunners
with shots of fine tequila:
a coyote's dream.

Liberty's Edge

A Chi O tease dream
All-sorority wrestling
Bring out the Jell-o!


Chi O tease... wow, good work

Bring out the gel, O
proud prince of the pompadour,
'cause this Bud's for you.

Liberty's Edge

Cause this bud's for you
Poison picked oh so carefully
Love my class feature

The Exchange

Love my class feature
limericks are my forte
bards all love Haiku


Can I do a two-stanza Haiku? =X

Bards all love Haiku
and Lim'ricks, performing their
tales and their hymn mix.

You'd think they'd be nice,
and not prone to vice, but they're
a bunch of grim pricks.


Excellent, Tophyr

A bunch of grim pricks
Grievous wounds from the wererose
Silly lycanthrope


Silly Lycanthrope,
brer wererabbit, your thornbush
trix for baby goats.

Liberty's Edge

Tricks for baby goats
Bull rush the troll off the bridge
Steal his Billy club


Steal his Billy club
Nick his badge while you're at it
Hit the bank at nine

Liberty's Edge

Hit the bank at nine
In the tube, and get floating
Bring a lot of beer!

Shadow Lodge

Bring a lot of beer!
No elf wine or halfling gin
Gnomish ale is fine.


No, Michelle is fine
Caught one in the eye is all
I'm a bad kisser

Liberty's Edge

Ha, nice!

I'm a bad KISSer
I got the makeup all wrong
Gene Stan Kriss my Ace!

Liberty's Edge

Gene's tank ris' my ace
Firing on the bi-plane
Good thing he's cross-eyed


Good thing he's cross-eyed
Strolled through Vampireville unscathed
Crucifix pupils

Scarab Sages

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Crucifix Pupils
Begin learning very young
Mastery comes soon


Mastery comes soon
Promised the bumpkin reading
Agatha Christie

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Agatha Christie
Mystery writer Super
Star is number one

Liberty's Edge

Star is number one
Captain's Log is number two
Three is quite naughty


Three is quite knotty.
A DOUBLE overhand loop:
enough to tie shoes.


Enough to tie shoes
Really, who needs ten fingers?
Pointer-thumb-pinky.


Pointer-thumb-pinky.
I hold them up, she blushes.
Shocker for tight girls.

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Shocker for tight girls
Not every boy made of money
Sometimes go out dutch


Let's see if this is too subtle...

Sometimes go out Dutch,
flag in hand, fall flat on face,
and then lie there French.

Silver Crusade

And then lye. Their French
Bodies will dissolve to goo.
Paté anyone?


If my earlier mastery with the right accent can become mystery, then...

Pahtay anyone?
No one pahtayz like Bhastan
Beer, Tunes, Red Sox, Bliss

Liberty's Edge

Beer tune's Red Sock's bliss
Red Sock is completely drunk
Red wants to pole dance!


Red wants to pole dance?
Get down from there ol' timer!
You're gonna bend it!


You're gone... Upend it,
this table we'd eat at. Trash
memories of you.


Memories of you
In those tight budgie-smugglers.
Best left forgotten.


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Best left forgotten
The Horrible Treatment of
The poor maligned Flumph

Liberty's Edge

The poor, maligned Flumph
Lay upended on the floor
An aberrant joke


An abberant joke.
Two aboleths and a a chuul
walk into a bar...

It also just occured to me that "budgie smugglers" are the most embarassing Australianism I could've uttered. I am deeply sorry to everybody involved. :P


Walk into a bar
Subdural hematoma
Subtract 5 from INT


Subtract five from ent
Treebeard's relatives surprised
Measure twice, cut once!

Silver Crusade

Measure twice, cut once.
Should have stayed in med school. Now
Only bloody stumps.

Liberty's Edge

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Only bloody stumps
Teeth is not a Guy's movie
Eat my brains, instead!

Liberty's Edge

Eat my brains, instead!
Your head's full of straw, Scarecrow
Try Tin Man's brain pan

Liberty's Edge

"Triton Man sprain Pan!"
The merman cried, lunging at
The surly satyr


The Surly Satyr
Sings Sixteen Sensual Songs.
Sylvan Seductress.

Liberty's Edge

Sylvan seductress
On a hedonistic heath
Rolling down the hill

Sovereign Court

Rolling down the hill
Forgot about the cliff edge
The ground gets big fast

Scarab Sages

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The ground gets big fast
Then comes terminal
Velocity splat

Liberty's Edge

Velocity splat
Paintballs, they do sting a bit
Do you have a cup?

Sovereign Court

Do you have a cup?
The words pass through the man's mind
As he rolls in pain


As he rolls in pain
Shattered heart and broken pride
Love makes the world go...

Liberty's Edge

Love makes the world go,
"Bow-chicka-wow-wow, baby!"
If you do it right

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