The Haiku Game

[Vattnisse]

Vengeance will be mine!
Once I free myself from this
Chinese finger trap

[The Jade]

Chinese finger trap
Vietnamese ringer rap
Siamese ginger snaps

[The Jade]

Siamese ginger snaps
That's the traditional name
We call them Thai Bites

[Cuchulainn]

We call them Thai Bites
In the Red Light District of
Murray Head's hit song

[Charles Scholz]

Murray Head's hit song
is called "One Night in Bangkok"
Its all about Chess.

[Cuchulainn]

It's all about Chess
It's good to be the King, if
The Queen does the work

[drunken_nomad]

The Queen does the work
Weeping, baking, and cleaning
Black Mariah Strikes!

[Vattnisse]

Black Mariah strikes!
Then disappears in a cloud
of choking black smoke

[Cuchulainn]

"Of choking black smoke,
a cloud my machine makes!" said
The Krynn gnome jedi

[Studpuffin]

Of choking black smoke
You'd better use force magic
Incoporeal.

[Vattnisse]

The Krynn gnome jedi
is still less annoying than
that g@~&~%ned kender

[Studpuffin]

haha, I got ninja'd.

[Studpuffin]

that !@#$%^&* kender.
And, It wasn't funny the
first time he did it.

[Dragonborn3]

First time he did it
He knew that he was kinder
One, Two, Jackalope

[The Jade]

One, Two, Jackalope
Count dem horny rabbitses.
Folklore's so silly

[Cuchulainn]

Folklore's so silly
Toadstool rings and Will o' wisps
Crazy as LOLcats

[TheChozyn]

Crazy as LOLcats
Beware of the Basement Cat
Ceiling Cat save us

[Charles Scholz]

Ceiling Cat save us
The mice are everywhere
Why are you hiding?

[Charlie Bell]

Why are you hiding?
I have +10 Perception
And you suck at Stealth.

[Studpuffin]

And you suck at Stealth.
Stealth is a modern term that
means I win, you lose.

[The Jade]

Means I win, you lose
Let's see you haiku off that!
Challenge accepted!

[Cuchulainn]

Challenge Accepted!
Eat the Old Ninety-sixer
You'll win a t-shirt

[drunken_nomad]

Youll win a tshirt
No purchase necessary
Void in Panama

[Cuchulainn]

Void in Panama
A temporal rift appeared
Unleashing lemures

[TheChozyn]

Unleashing lemures
Is about as effective
Caging the Lemmings

[Charles Scholz]

Caging the Lemmings
Will do nothing to prevent
Making Lemming stew.

[The Jade]

Making Lemming stew
That's what town pools are good for
I've got a dark heart

[Cuchulainn]

I've got a dark heart
And a blood-spattered dagger
Sociopathic

[Dragonborn3]

Sociopath
Narcissistic tendencies
Turtles Forever

[Charles Scholz]

Turtles Forever
Sounds like an endless picture
by M.C. Escher

[Studpuffin]

by M.C. Escher
Master of Ceremonies
isn't what that means.

[The Jade]

By M.C. Escher
Reality bends gently
Sweet fractal fusion

Damn, beaten to it. Ignore this one.

Wait... what about a new tradition to cut down on ninja sorrow? When you get ninjad... create your own haiku glue to salvage your work.

Sweet fractal fusion
Sounds like something neat painted
by M.C. Escher

Which glues back to Studpuff daddy's verse

[drunken_nomad]

isnt what that means
Dont start land wars in Asia
inconceivable

agree on making it work if ninja'd, Jade! nice.

[Dragonborn3]

Inconeivable!
Why did my wizard just die?
I used TM's Guide...

TM = Treantmonk

[Charlie Bell]

I used TM's guide
Built a switch-hitting ranger
(Not bisexual)

[The Jade]

Not bisexual
But for you, exception made
Cuz your manboobs rock!

[Charlie Bell]

"Cuz your manboobs rock!"
Said the ogre to his cuz,
"Maw-maw's recipe"

[Studpuffin]

Maw-maw's recipe.
I feel so cold inside now,
watch as I vomit.

[The Jade]

Watch as I vomit
I'm getting really good now
Internet hero

[Cuchulainn]

Internet Hero
Clicking: Red, Yellow, Blue, Green
Got Stars in his eyes

[The Jade]

Cuchalainn... that was exactly the song I was thinking of when I wrote that last line...

Got stars in his eyes
And a comet for a cane
He don't ride no plane

[Studpuffin]

He don't ride no plane
if it is full of big snakes.
Samuel L Jackson.

Is it Sam-uel or Sam-u-el? I always pronounced it as the first one.

[The Jade]

It's a dipthong 2 syllable thingie... kind of three but really sorta two.

Samuel L Jackson
AKA Slam Junk Solace
Anagrams are fun

[drunken_nomad]

Anagrams are fun
The minds journey is scrambled
Finding Quixote

[Cuchulainn]

Finding Quixote
Going Wile E Coyote
ACME makes lances?

[The Jade]

ACME makes lances?
All the better to poke at
Plate-mailed roadrunners

[Dragonborn3]

Plate-mailed roadrunners
are actually a ruse
Gish Gish Gish Gish Gish

[The Jade]

Gish Gish Gish Gish Gish
The sole thought his mind conjured
The confuse spell works!

[Cuchulainn]

The confuse spell works!
No time like the present to
Present the present

[Charlie Bell]

Present the present
While eating your just desserts,
deserting deserts