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Shadow Lodge

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Vengeance will be mine!
Once I free myself from this
Chinese finger trap


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Chinese finger trap
Vietnamese ringer rap
Siamese ginger snaps


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Siamese ginger snaps
That's the traditional name
We call them Thai Bites

Andoran

We call them Thai Bites
In the Red Light District of
Murray Head's hit song

Osirion

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Murray Head's hit song
is called "One Night in Bangkok"
Its all about Chess.

Andoran

It's all about Chess
It's good to be the King, if
The Queen does the work


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The Queen does the work
Weeping, baking, and cleaning
Black Mariah Strikes!

Shadow Lodge

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Black Mariah strikes!
Then disappears in a cloud
of choking black smoke

Andoran

"Of choking black smoke,
a cloud my machine makes!" said
The Krynn gnome jedi

Andoran

Of choking black smoke
You'd better use force magic
Incoporeal.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

The Krynn gnome jedi
is still less annoying than
that g@~$$$ned kender

Andoran

haha, I got ninja'd.

Andoran

that !@#$%^&* kender.
And, It wasn't funny the
first time he did it.

Shadow Lodge

First time he did it
He knew that he was kinder
One, Two, Jackalope


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One, Two, Jackalope
Count dem horny rabbitses.
Folklore's so silly

Andoran

Folklore's so silly
Toadstool rings and Will o' wisps
Crazy as LOLcats


Crazy as LOLcats
Beware of the Basement Cat
Ceiling Cat save us

Osirion

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Ceiling Cat save us
The mice are everywhere
Why are you hiding?

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Why are you hiding?
I have +10 Perception
And you suck at Stealth.

Andoran

And you suck at Stealth.
Stealth is a modern term that
means I win, you lose.


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Means I win, you lose
Let's see you haiku off that!
Challenge accepted!

Andoran

Challenge Accepted!
Eat the Old Ninety-sixer
You'll win a t-shirt


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Youll win a tshirt
No purchase necessary
Void in Panama

Andoran

Void in Panama
A temporal rift appeared
Unleashing lemures


Unleashing lemures
Is about as effective
Caging the Lemmings

Osirion

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Caging the Lemmings
Will do nothing to prevent
Making Lemming stew.


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Making Lemming stew
That's what town pools are good for
I've got a dark heart

Andoran

I've got a dark heart
And a blood-spattered dagger
Sociopathic

Shadow Lodge

Sociopath
Narcissistic tendencies
Turtles Forever

Osirion

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Turtles Forever
Sounds like an endless picture
by M.C. Escher

Andoran

by M.C. Escher
Master of Ceremonies
isn't what that means.


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By M.C. Escher
Reality bends gently
Sweet fractal fusion

Damn, beaten to it. Ignore this one.

Wait... what about a new tradition to cut down on ninja sorrow? When you get ninjad... create your own haiku glue to salvage your work.

Sweet fractal fusion
Sounds like something neat painted
by M.C. Escher

Which glues back to Studpuff daddy's verse


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isnt what that means
Dont start land wars in Asia
inconceivable

agree on making it work if ninja'd, Jade! nice.

Shadow Lodge

Inconeivable!
Why did my wizard just die?
I used TM's Guide...

TM = Treantmonk

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

I used TM's guide
Built a switch-hitting ranger
(Not bisexual)


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Not bisexual
But for you, exception made
Cuz your manboobs rock!

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

"Cuz your manboobs rock!"
Said the ogre to his cuz,
"Maw-maw's recipe"

Andoran

Maw-maw's recipe.
I feel so cold inside now,
watch as I vomit.


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Watch as I vomit
I'm getting really good now
Internet hero

Andoran

Internet Hero
Clicking: Red, Yellow, Blue, Green
Got Stars in his eyes


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Cuchalainn... that was exactly the song I was thinking of when I wrote that last line...

Got stars in his eyes
And a comet for a cane
He don't ride no plane

Andoran

He don't ride no plane
if it is full of big snakes.
Samuel L Jackson.

Is it Sam-uel or Sam-u-el? I always pronounced it as the first one.


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It's a dipthong 2 syllable thingie... kind of three but really sorta two.

Samuel L Jackson
AKA Slam Junk Solace
Anagrams are fun


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Anagrams are fun
The minds journey is scrambled
Finding Quixote

Andoran

Finding Quixote
Going Wile E Coyote
ACME makes lances?


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ACME makes lances?
All the better to poke at
Plate-mailed roadrunners

Shadow Lodge

Plate-mailed roadrunners
are actually a ruse
Gish Gish Gish Gish Gish


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Gish Gish Gish Gish Gish
The sole thought his mind conjured
The confuse spell works!

Andoran

The confuse spell works!
No time like the present to
Present the present

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Present the present
While eating your just desserts,
deserting deserts

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