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Now just fancy that,

Multi-colored contraption,

Invented by slime.


Invented by slime?
That explains the stickiness
Unusable bed

Scarab Sages

Unusable bed
Flaming steel wool, bad sewing
My crazy father

True story.

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My crazy father

Did not think himself crazy

Just solipsistic.

Scarab Sages

Just solipsistic
Cogito, Ergo Sum - that's
The one thing I know


The one thing I know
Is bed and breakfast - I guess
That’s really two things

Scarab Sages

That’s really two Things
They do the dirty work of
The Cat In The Hat


The Cat in the Hat
Had a big spat with the Rat
Over a blue mat

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Over a blue mat,

Wrestlers were compromised,

Surprise! Full Nelson!


Surprise! Full nelson!

Didn't expect that, didya,

Ellen Ripley's cat?

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Alien mice are

More fun to chase than Earth ones

Eeeeeeee! there goes one now!

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Ellen Ripley's cat
Who would be afraid of him?
Alien mice are!

Quote:

Alien mice are

More fun to chase than Earth ones

Eeeeeeee! there goes one now!

E, there goes 1 now,

The Sesame Street featured
characters have left!

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Characters have left
The props have been put away
All the world's a stage

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All the world's a stage,

Performers and portrayers,

Inside gilded cage.

Scarab Sages

Inside gilded cage
Mercury bonds to sulfur
Eureka! Fusion!


"You reek-a, Fusion!"
Review of a new night club
1 star out of 4

Scarab Sages

1 star out of 4
Really a satellite, warn
Astrophysicists

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Ass trophy is a cyst;

Donkeys don't appreciate

A disease award.

Scarab Sages

A disease award
For lifetimes of achievement
The bubonic plague


The Bubonic Plague
I remember it quite well
HA! I started it


Hoteye started it
Because his parents gave him
A stupid first name

Scarab Sages

A stupid first name
Didn't stop Smedley Butler
War Is A Racket


War is a racket
someone really ought to tell
McEnroe and Borg

Scarab Sages

Ensign Ro and Borg
One shanghaied Captain Picard
One shanghaied herself

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One shanghaied herself
Is that what it's called these days?
Slang terms keep changing


Slang terms keep changing
Did you know "cheap" meant "to trade"?
Let's cheapen our goods


"Let's cheapen our goods
By making them overseas"
Outsourcing defined

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Outsourcing defined,

Cheaper over there than here,

Corporations suck.

Scarab Sages

"Corporations suck"
Mantra of my old high school
History teacher

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History teacher,

Manipulator of minds,

Revisionism!

Scarab Sages

Revisionism
An epistemic crisis
Han Solo shot first


Han Solo shot first
When that happens, a man needs
antidepressants

Scarab Sages

antidepressants
"Prozac" "Buspar" "Seroquel"
Shakespeare characters?


Shakespeare characters
Haphazardly played by some
Out of work actors

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Out of work actors,

McDonald's is hiring,

Taco Bell is too.

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Taco Bell is too
Expensive?! Dude, you're that broke?!
Cancel your Netflix!

Scarab Sages

Cancel your Netflix
Never return to Facebook
Vanish from the grid

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Vanish from the Grid
Solar cells and rain water
Don't pay your taxes

Scarab Sages

Don't pay your taxes!
The wealthy don't, why should you?
Paradise Papers

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Pair o' dice, papers,
Mountain Dew and some Cheetos
It's Saturday Night!


"It's Saturday Night!"
The intro to a well-known
Television show

Scarab Sages

Tell a vision, "show
Me what I most wish to see"?
Doesn't work that way


Doesn't work that way
She said when I had finished
Wish you spoke before

Scarab Sages

Wish you spoke before
It will come back to haunt you
Deal with the devil


Deal with the devil:
I will give you my soul, and
You give me a rug

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"You give me a rug
To tie the room together,"
The Dude requested

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