But it was a lie,
None left for me at all now,
I was promised cake
Now ready to KILL
Anger leads to vi-o-lence
The Dark Side tempts me
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The Dark Side tempts me,
But, on this Thanksgiving Day
I'll stick to white meat.
Genitalia
And I will say this once more,
Genitalia
"For some, it could be!"
No, my young and naive friend,
Shame is not for sale.
Shame is not for sale
That special event is done
This week's deal: butter
This week's deal: butter
Howie's game show jumps the shark
Next up: Jump the Shark!
Now with new events!
Summer camp to the extreme
Stalk and kill a bear
RAAAAAWWWRRR
RAAAAAWWWWHHHHRRRRR
RAAAAAWWWHHHRRR*
*Stalk and kill a bear
Never going to happen
Because the nose knows.
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If spoken firmly,
This little incantation
Will summon pudding.
"Will, summon pudding,"
Said the wizardly countess
To her apprentice
For long term "projects"
Make sure to stretch your hamstrings
And lubricate well.
"Well, that's explicit.
This pill is for giving worms
to your ex-girlfriends."
Be proud you can't tell!
Only a few folks have been
Inside my "Workroom".
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Inside my workroom
I keep two tons of oatmeal
But I don't know why
"But I don't know why"
Her words ring hollow and false
She stole the donut!
She stole the donut
The only thing that gives relief
To my hemorrhoids.
To my hemorrhoids
I have only this to say:
A pox upon you!
A pox upon you!
Tentacles all around you!
Brain Worms within you!
Not bloody likely!
I never get a twenty!
Time to get new dice.
"Time to get new dice!"
The gambler proclaimed after
He learned how to cheat.
At the Krusty Krab
The Kurgan's soul fades away
Never to burn out.
Never II: Burn Out
A mediocre film with
Awful CGI
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Awful! See G.I.?
It all full of ulcers now!
You poop lots of blood!
"You poop lots of blood!"
Shrieked the withered dying hag
Disgusting death curse
"Crank up the volume!"
Shouted my old grandfather
"My ears do not work!"
"My years do not work!"
Shouted the grandfather clock.
"It's 1908!"
"It's 1908!"
Said the newspaper headline
On January First