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The Haiku Game


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Star Voter 2013

Off in yonder field
The flowers grow lustily
Bees are Nature's whores

Liberty's Edge

Bees are Nature's whores
All painted up in pollen
Wish I was a bee...


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Wish I was a bee
So am I a wannabee?
I'll let you decide

Liberty's Edge

I'll let you decide
You must cherry pick all the
Grape Jolly Ranchers

Star Voter 2013

Grape Jolly Ranchers
second to Watermelon
Woe be to fillings

Liberty's Edge

Woe be to fillings
and those with diabetes
One cannot hurt, right?

Star Voter 2013

One cannot hurt, right?
Yes, but two is what you get
One for each eye... Punk!


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

One for each eye... Punk!
Wrong thing to say to Grandma
No sense of humor

Liberty's Edge

No sense of humor
they are extracted by some
very big leeches.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Very big leeches
Big enough to eat a moose
They haunt my nightmares


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber

They haunt my nightmares
Faded orchids leaky roof
Unmarked shallow grave

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Unmarked shallow grave
In the pet cemetery
Undead mice attack!

Liberty's Edge

Undead mice attack,
its not very effective
against cat archons.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Against cat archons
One thing seems to always work:
Infernal catnip

Star Voter 2013

Infernal catnip
Now my cat is a junkie
Here come the twitches

Liberty's Edge

Here come the twitches
Then the guffaws of laughter
I'm left in stitches

Star Voter 2013

I'm left in stitches
I guess some things don't need hugs
Beware of liches

Liberty's Edge

Beware of liches?!
Gonna make 'em my b****es
I can Smite Evil

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

I can Smite Evil
Beware the Paladin's Might
You Horny Devil

Liberty's Edge

You Horny Devil
The Runelord of Lust awaits
She is impatient

Star Voter 2013

She is impatient
I told her to, "Slow her Roll"
Now I'm inpatient

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Now I'm inpatient
The Doctor's waiting for me
Here comes the scalpal.

Liberty's Edge

Here comes the "Scalpel"
And a strike from the "Cat's Paw"
The Gray Mouser wins

Star Voter 2013

The Gray Mouser wins
He has vanquished all comers
Now what is his prize?


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber

Now what is his prize?
Choose Wave, Blackrazor, or Whelm
Or teleport home

Liberty's Edge

Or teleport home
But don't climb in the Devil's Mouth
Annihilation


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Annihilation
That's when you turn things into
Egyptian rivers

Liberty's Edge

Egyptian Rivers
Denial won't stop 'da flood, and
May turn it to blood

Star Voter 2013

May it turn to blood
Because water is thinner
We need thickness here


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

"We need thickness here!"
Hell of a thing to shout out
During a porn shoot

Liberty's Edge

During a porn shoot
I'm not touching this one guys,
It won't be funny.

Star Voter 2013

It won't be funny
It will really be quite angry
Adam Sandlar's death

Liberty's Edge

Adam Sandler's DEATH
Terry Pratchett would be proud
Discworld is funny

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Discworld is funny
My favorite character
is Death's Horse Binky

Liberty's Edge

is Death's Horse Binky
the funniest name ever?
I would say maybe.

Star Voter 2013

I would say maybe
Definatly probably
It is possible


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

It is possible
Camels through a needle's eye
Sausage factory

Liberty's Edge

Sausage factory,
little place in Vienna
Austrian hotdogs

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Austrian hotdogs
were Mozart's favourite food
tastes best with ketchup


Tastes best with ketchup
Or should I say ahh catsup
I like sauerkraut

Liberty's Edge

I like sauerkraut
Is as likely as true as
I hate Cinnabons


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

I hate Cinnabons
But Cindy's buns suit me fine
Hot as fresh pastry

Star Voter 2013

Hot as fresh pastry
She is also quite flakey
Need a glass of milk

Liberty's Edge

Need a glass of milk
To neutralize the acid
Oh my, how it burns!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Oh my, how it burns!
The goggles, they do not help
My eyes to forget.

Liberty's Edge

My eyes to forget
Walking in on my parents
I am scarred for life

Star Voter 2013

My eyes to forget
My one glance of you naked
Rosie O'Donnell

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber
TheChozyn wrote:

/edit/ I am scarred for life /edit/

My one glance of you naked
Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell

Best thing for television
When you got cancelled

Liberty's Edge

When you got cancelled
My Rod of Cancellation
Crumbled into dust

Star Voter 2013

Crumbled into dust
My attempts to make Haiku
Thanks for the edit

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