Of pretty cottage
A home has been made for us
Visit us, you may!
"Visit us, you may!"
Said Yoda to Skywalker
"Get lonely, I do!"
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"Get Lonely, I do"
He said understandingly
He is a good friend.
He is a good friend
Better than you, that's for sure
He doesn't steal fries!
He doesn't steal fries,
and, as a result of this,
I did not kill him.
"I did not kill him,
So, of course, he turned on me!"
Disney hero life.
Disney Hero life:
Where are all of the parents?
Life is rough for moms.
Life is rough for moms
Especially Lamashtu
Her kids are monsters
Her kids are monsters,
Husband's gone, house is a wreck,
She drinks to forget
She drinks to forget
Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place
For a man like me to die.
Body is ready.
Body is ready.
Bionic sequence commence
Six million dollars
Six MILLION dollars!
Touch my finger to my lip
The world will grovel!
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"The World Will GROVEL!"
I said to my underling.
"What's with all these rocks?"
What's with all these rocks?
My garden is revolting.
Time to go to Ralph's.
Time to go to Ralph's
Discount Bean Emporium
Since I have run out
Since I have run out
Should I return to Rue Morgue
Gendarmes on my trail
Gendarmes on my trail,
mused the assassin in my
new video game
New video game!
Chomp dots. Chase ghosts. Repeat. Die.
PacMan is my life.
Packs, man, is my life
Hiking over giant hills
In early Springtime
In early springtime
The bodies will appear
Out running cops time
Out running cops' time
at the FOP fun run
Donuts at the end
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Donuts at the end
NASCAR boys love turning left
Can we go faster
We can go faster,
However, you may get sore
If you don't ride much
If you don't ride much
Then may I please have your bike?
My bike was eaten.
My bike was eaten
By a crazy French person
Michel Lotito
Michel Lotito
ate one Grenoble coffin.
Boiled eggs made him sick
Boiled eggs made him sick
"A waste of an omelet!"
Wailed Fancy French Chef
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Wailed Fancy French Chef
"Don't throw the whole carton in,
One egg is un œuf"
"One egg is 'nuff..."
Pappy always used to say
"To get a man killed"
To get a man killed
Ask her about weight or age
Relationship Goals
Relationship Goals:
Lots of shagging, no nagging
That's all I'm asking!
That's all I'm asking
Quell your great grandiose dreams
Live more sensibly
Live more sensibly
Lower your expectations
Give up hope and die
"Give up hope and die"
Said the bad guy not knowing
How these stories go
How these stories go
Clichés have been renewed since
Fractured Fairy Tales
Fractured Fairy Tales.
Did you see the one about
Little Red Menace
Little Red Menace
Make way for the stampede of
Christmas Island crabs
Christmas Island crabs
Made their shells from Misfit Toys
Charlie was the first!
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Charlie was the first
Charlene was not the second
Big Daddy was last.
Big Daddy was last
One to die before all were
Become immortal
Become immortal!
Die in an impressive way!
Here's the laxatives!
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Here's the laxatives
I do not want to be here
No one should see that.
No one should see that.
Brent Spiner disgrace himself
Master of Disguise
Master of Disguise
The nondescript motorist
called Mr. Perkins
Called Mr. Perkins
To the delivery boy,
"Can you break a ten?"
"Can you break Aten?"
The priests asked the boy Pharaoh
Now Tut-Ankh-Amun
Now, to tank a man
Takes a lot of alcohol
Better start drinking
Better start drinking
Enhance the frivolity
Only for a bit
"Only for a bit..."
The young man told his paramour,
but it was a lie.
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