Ordinary guys
extra ordinary goals
heroes they become
Heroes they become
Judge me by my size do not
Strong with me Force is
Speech impediment
Papa can you hear me now
Talk pretty someday
Talk pretty someday
Take me to a foreign land
Turn me loose and watch
Turn me loose and watch
The blood and viscera flows
Like fine wine in hell
Like fine wine in Hell
I will never touch your lips
Before the Devil's
A forgotten race
the tortoise and the turtle
Who won? No one cares.
Who won? No one cares.
Twelve valedictorians.
Boring speech from all.
Boring speech from all
Beware the bards rapier
Cuts like barbed tongue
Cuts like barbed tongue
Terror torture tyranny
Leads to World War 3
Not to play the game
Such sad fate for hapless nerds
No group can be found
No group can be found
To share in the boy's passion:
Wielding Spanish blades
Wielding Spanish blades
Surprise! Quadruple damage.
Sneaky flank attack.
Sneaky flank attack
She scored on diagonal
Pretty sneaky sis
"Pretty sneaky sis!"
I had to hand it to her
I was dead as hell.
I was dead as hell
Morning after a gallon
Eighty percent 'shine
Not Much Urban Stuff
We got Thriller on vinyl
Hipster music store
Hipster music store
Everything there has a beard
Now including -you-
as the British do
Plant a flag and claim the land
Eddie Izzard rules
Eddie Izzard rules
With a firm and red-nailed hand
Now choose cake or death
Now choose cake or death
When GoatToucher is around
There is no option
Universal eyes
Omnipotent Deity
Watching you undress.
Watching you undress.
Awkward silence in the room
Fam'ly Gatherings
Black Lotus salad
I would sell haggar to a
Slayer such as you?
Slayer such as you
Monsters thrive in your domain
Back to level one
Ghosts n' Goblins
Everybody loves pork rinds
More fried skin for us
More fried skin for us
Endless soup, bread, and salad
Olive Garden lives
Olive garden lives
Deaths in the apple orchard
Produce is divine
Produce is divine
thrown by crowds, instant salad
Meals I try to catch
never got to play
slave to the grind for dollars
I own an island
Gutting the chicken
Very difficult job, so
Don't cut off your thumb.
Don't cut off your thumb
Hitchhiking's impossible
No one helps 'stumpy'.
No one helps 'stumpy'
Height challenged and thick of waist
Sad obesity
Sad obesity
Wasted opportunity
Celebrate your chubbs.
Celebrate your chubbs.
Overindulge at Hardee's
Exploding vessels.