"Guess I'll just smoke, Pot,"
replied the angry Kettle
"Breath-holding contest!"
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"Breath-Holding Contest"
A placard surrounded by
Scattered blue corpses.
...scat...err...blew corpses...
What kind of phone call is this?
You're sick, I love you.
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You're sick. I love you,
But the T-Cells of my soul
Clog your receptors.
Clog your receptors!
Stare directly at the Sun!
Dare to be stupid!
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Dare to be stupid
While innocence yet guards you.
Craft and guile can wait.
Kraft and Guile can wait -
Vega's got an endorsement
deal with Old Navy!
Deal with Old Navy.
Salamis was long ago.
Fireball rules the scene.
Fireball rules scene.
Wizards don't know a damm thing.
Fire burns a ton.
Fire burns a ton
"Higher class of criminal"
He's got cash to burn
He's got cash to burn
But sorrow drapes his shoulders
Hyperinflation
Hyper-inflation
is the ultimate weapon
in the game Dig-Dug
in the game Dig-Dug
a quarter is worth three lives
one third of a cat
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one third of a cat
and two-thirds god ancestry
Gilgamesh was strange
Gilgamesh was strange
in Mesopotamia
Great literature
Great literature
is different for autists
Clouds of Xeen cluebook
Clouds of Xeen cluebook
Marked "Lost" in the Library
Overdue charges
Overdue charges
against George W. Bush
Let there be Justice!
Let there be just ice
Fruit flavored in a cone shape
I am not hungry
I am not "Hungry"
I'm Hiding In Your Closet!
What should I call you?
What should I call you
Thief Extortionist Liar
Its your birthday son
Gorilla Grodd, that
is the most glorious name.
And it is my name!
"And it is my name!"
Said Andrew "Awesome" Johnson.
It was ironic.
@Gorilla Grodd: What you're supposed to do in this game is begin your haiku with the last line of the haiku just above you. Dichotomy Splicing in progress....
"It's your birthday, Sun!"
"Before me, there WERE no 'days'"
It was ironic
it was ironic
those who refused to follow
doomed to be leaders
Doomed to be Leader
Tim Blake Nelson, the actor.
Goo drips into brain.
Goo drips into brain
Spreads corrupting influence
:Buys new Taylor Swift:
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buys new Taylor Swift
I ran out of the old one
planned obsolescence
Planned obsolescence
Windows Thirteen. Matrix-style
Jacked into BrainPort.
Jacked into BarinPort
Just Like Johnny Mnemonic
'Cept that I don't suck.
Sept. that I don't suck
starting school is not easy
this time was different
This time was different
As now, I know what to do
Cause monster girls rule!
*Just to let you know, 'different' is 6 syllables not 5.*
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Cause monster girls rule
I must fight them to survive.
We want to be free!
We want to be free!
You cannot control the plebes
From gutters comes change
Mea culpa, Gorilla Grodd.
From gutters comes change
pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes
they all float down here
they all float down here
souls like balloons of aether
perished but not lost
perished but not lost
it's covered in mold in the
refridgerator
Refridgerator
Perry, from Da Bears, Where's he
Gone, still remembered.
Gone, still remembered
Life is but a wheel, turned 'round.
You want fries with that?
"You want fries with that?"
Jesus asked us all one day
In the drive-thru lane.
In the drive-thru lane
Orphan quarters in asphalt
Cause the accidents
Cause the accidents!
Rock the boat! Upset the cart!
Someone must do it
"Someone must do it!"
Said the king of Boring Sex Land.
"Population ebbs!"
Population ebbs
We are not yet eternal
better get to it!
Better get to it!
Unemployment running out
Got to get a job
Got to get a job
Kickbacks, graft, and benefits
My priorities
My priorities
involve the eating of souls.
Tasty forevers
Tasty forevers
Toasty delicious hors-d'oeuvres
Testy neighbor guests
Testy neighbour guests
All night long, they never rests
Shut up, let me sleep
"Shut up, let me sleep."
Said the tired elder god
To confused cultists
Two confused cultists
walked into a bar. One screams.
The other; zombie.
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