The Haiku Game


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Scarab Sages

"Guess I'll just smoke, Pot,"
replied the angry Kettle
"Breath-holding contest!"

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

"Breath-Holding Contest"
A placard surrounded by
Scattered blue corpses.


...scat...err...blew corpses...
What kind of phone call is this?
You're sick, I love you.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

You're sick. I love you,
But the T-Cells of my soul
Clog your receptors.

Scarab Sages

Clog your receptors!
Stare directly at the Sun!
Dare to be stupid!

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

Dare to be stupid
While innocence yet guards you.
Craft and guile can wait.

Scarab Sages

Kraft and Guile can wait -
Vega's got an endorsement
deal with Old Navy!

Silver Crusade

Deal with Old Navy.
Salamis was long ago.
Fireball rules the scene.


Fireball rules scene.
Wizards don't know a damm thing.
Fire burns a ton.

Scarab Sages

Fire burns a ton
"Higher class of criminal"
He's got cash to burn


He's got cash to burn
But sorrow drapes his shoulders
Hyperinflation

Scarab Sages

Hyper-inflation
is the ultimate weapon
in the game Dig-Dug


in the game Dig-Dug
a quarter is worth three lives
one third of a cat

Scarab Sages

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one third of a cat
and two-thirds god ancestry
Gilgamesh was strange


Gilgamesh was strange
in Mesopotamia
Great literature

Scarab Sages

Great literature
is different for autists
Clouds of Xeen cluebook


Clouds of Xeen cluebook
Marked "Lost" in the Library
Overdue charges

Scarab Sages

Overdue charges
against George W. Bush
Let there be Justice!


Let there be just ice
Fruit flavored in a cone shape
I am not hungry

Scarab Sages

I am not "Hungry"
I'm Hiding In Your Closet!
What should I call you?


What should I call you
Thief Extortionist Liar
Its your birthday son

Sovereign Court

Gorilla Grodd, that
is the most glorious name.
And it is my name!


"And it is my name!"
Said Andrew "Awesome" Johnson.
It was ironic.

Scarab Sages

@Gorilla Grodd: What you're supposed to do in this game is begin your haiku with the last line of the haiku just above you. Dichotomy Splicing in progress....

"It's your birthday, Sun!"
"Before me, there WERE no 'days'"
It was ironic

it was ironic
those who refused to follow
doomed to be leaders


Doomed to be Leader
Tim Blake Nelson, the actor.
Goo drips into brain.


Goo drips into brain
Spreads corrupting influence
:Buys new Taylor Swift:

Scarab Sages

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buys new Taylor Swift
I ran out of the old one
planned obsolescence


Planned obsolescence
Windows Thirteen. Matrix-style
Jacked into BrainPort.


Jacked into BarinPort
Just Like Johnny Mnemonic
'Cept that I don't suck.

Scarab Sages

Sept. that I don't suck
starting school is not easy
this time was different

Sovereign Court

This time was different
As now, I know what to do
Cause monster girls rule!

*Just to let you know, 'different' is 6 syllables not 5.*


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Cause monster girls rule
I must fight them to survive.
We want to be free!


We want to be free!
You cannot control the plebes
From gutters comes change

Scarab Sages

Mea culpa, Gorilla Grodd.

From gutters comes change
pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes
they all float down here


they all float down here
souls like balloons of aether
perished but not lost

Scarab Sages

perished but not lost
it's covered in mold in the
refridgerator


Refridgerator
Perry, from Da Bears, Where's he
Gone, still remembered.


Gone, still remembered
Life is but a wheel, turned 'round.
You want fries with that?


"You want fries with that?"
Jesus asked us all one day
In the drive-thru lane.


In the drive-thru lane
Orphan quarters in asphalt
Cause the accidents

Scarab Sages

Cause the accidents!
Rock the boat! Upset the cart!
Someone must do it


"Someone must do it!"
Said the king of Boring Sex Land.
"Population ebbs!"


Population ebbs
We are not yet eternal
better get to it!


Better get to it!
Unemployment running out
Got to get a job


Got to get a job
Kickbacks, graft, and benefits
My priorities


My priorities
involve the eating of souls.
Tasty forevers


Tasty forevers
Toasty delicious hors-d'oeuvres
Testy neighbor guests


Testy neighbour guests
All night long, they never rests
Shut up, let me sleep


"Shut up, let me sleep."
Said the tired elder god
To confused cultists


Two confused cultists
walked into a bar. One screams.
The other; zombie.

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