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Andoran

Peripheral sight
Didn't see the car coming
Street hockey is done


Street hockey is done
It's time for the street pizza
Get it while it's fresh

Osirion

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get it while its fresh
hard to find these salted treats
treants guard their nuts well

Andoran

treants guard their nuts well
many jokes are possible
will keep my mouth shut

Andoran

Will keep my mouth shut
When the next flamewar unfolds
I'll let the trolls strut


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I'll let the trolls strut
The catwalk then slice 'em up
More runway models!

Andoran

More runway models
Should participate in LARPS
We need skeletons


We need more skeletons
An onslaught of evil dead
Army of Darkness

Osirion

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Army of Darkness
One of best movies ever made
Bruce Campbell is great.

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Bruce Campbell is great
Hail to the king, baby, cause
THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!!!

Shadow Lodge

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THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!!!
This, on the other hand is...
I don't really know

Silver Crusade

I don't really know
How I wound up in Thailand.
Who's blood's on my hands?

Andoran

Who's blood's on my hands?
If it's little Cindy Lou's
I can frame the Grinch


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I can frame the Grinch
in stained maple 8x10s
autographs extra


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Autographs extra
I stand next to signatures
It's a quiet job

Osirion

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its a quiet job
once all the peasants are dead
new lich sets up shop


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New lich sets up shop
Old witch hops atop a mop
Bad neighborhood, man

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

bad neighborhood, man
fooled by real estate agent
my Pomarj beach house

Andoran

my Pomarj beach house
is overrun with half-orcs
need a vacation


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Need a vacation?
Bermuda Triangle tours
Cheap one way tickets!

Andoran

Cheap one way tickets!
Its a good way to get lost
after robbing banks.


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After robbing banks
I like to pamper myself
PFRPG

Andoran

PFRPG
Rising from obscurity
One Game to Rule All


One Game to Rule All
At least 3 chars to play it
Six stats to build on


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Six stats to build on
Erect split level condos
On Strength and Wisdom

Shadow Lodge

Whats wrong Jade, couldn't keep the LotR haikus going?

On Strength and Wisdom,
I see Intelligence was
your chosen dump stat.


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How much more is there to that quote? I have that line engraved in elvish on my golden ring here (GEEK!) and it pretty much ends where Chozyn left it. But a LotR haiku game would be a great idea. We could run a narrative set in middle Earth, in haiku form.


Your chosen dump stat
Means a penalty of life
Three constitution

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Three Constitution
Class Starships met for war games.
There can be only one.

Shadow Lodge

Yo Charles, that last line has six instead of five.

There can be only
One crappy ring to make a
movie trilogy.


/Ninja/
There is only one (edited)
Is it "Rings" or "Highlander"
Legolas McLeod?
/Ninja/

Movie Trilogy
Or worse... Prequel Trilogy
Next up: PrePrequel

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Next up: PrePrequel
But "Yoda Babies" still beat
"Geriatric Jones"


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Geriatric jones
I hanker for hot seniors
Where da old b!tches?

Silver Crusade

Where da old b!tches?
I've got a growing hunger
For ribbon candy


For ribbon candy
They are not as tasty as
Hot Candy Stripers

Osirion

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Hot Candy Stripers
Naughty Nurses Uniforms
Need I say any more?


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Need I say more than
That your breath could drop a moose?
No, that'll do it

Andoran

No, that'll do it
A Ray of Frost kills Brown Mold
Put away the torch!


Put away the torch
Love is not everburning
Heart's in darkness now


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Heart's in darkness now
Please let the Wilson sisters
Back in the spotlight

Andoran

Back in the spotlight
I was sneak-attacked by rogues
Poor Perception roll


Poor perception roll
I missed her Adam's Apple
She is not a she

Shadow Lodge

She is not a she,
but a changeling dude with more
Issues than Batman.

Andoran

Issues than Batman
More of these has Wolverine
Yoda am I now!


Yoda am I now
Trust not in the dark side we
Agree do you not

Andoran

Agree do you not
peanut butter and bacon
is not a health food


Is not a health food
But bacon IS the life food
Except for the pigs

Andoran

Except for the pigs
this farm is not a bad place
yonder is a cow!

Andoran

Yonder is a cow
Thither be my flock of sheep
Wherefore is thy ass?

Andoran

Wherefore is thy ass?
Yes, I can hear it braying
off in yonder field.

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