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And Richard Nixon
But not John F. Kennedy
Survived the office

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Survived the Office
Parks And Rec's a better show
The Big Bang Theory


The Big Bang Theory
involves many super strings
Galactic guitar


Galactic guitar
And the comets kept the beat
Universal jam

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Universal jam
The perfect thing to go on
Your sovereign toast

Liberty's Edge

Your "sovereign toast"
Has been prepared my good sir.
That ignorant prick.


That ignorant prick:
Dumb prozzie Rose's teeth like thorns
Floral oral smarts!


Floor, Al...or Al smarts
Slave knows his punishing place
Pain underscores sense

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Pain underscore sense
a lonely heart is broken
self erotic hand

Liberty's Edge

Self Erotic Hand
Is the holy symbol of
my new religion

Scarab Sages

My new religion?
Egyptian paganism!
Give me that old time...

Liberty's Edge

Give me that old time
when I was young and full of life
The years don't turn back.

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The years don't turn back
we are all dust in the wind
and time marches on

Liberty's Edge

And time marches on
whether you follow or not
is a choice you make

Shadow Lodge

Is a choice you make
The choice you wanted today
Has destiny come

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Has destiny come
is this the day I will die
or are taxes due

Liberty's Edge

Oh OUR taxes due?
Sorry Mr. Farthingale
But REVOLUTION!!!

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Butt REVOLUTION
weight-watchers and exercise
but Sir-Mix-A-LOT


But Sir Mick Salot
was not a kind gentleman
also, boring one

Liberty's Edge

All SO boring, Juan
Majong, Knitting, feeding birds,
they hate all that stuff

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they hate all that stuff
won't feed the hunger, brains
voices in my head

Scarab Sages

voices in my head
all sound like people I hate
I want to kill them


I want to kill them
Die, die, die! like the evil
Fox just killed Firefly


Fox just killed Firefly
Aesop gets derivative
Give us new fables!

Liberty's Edge

Give us new fables
Not heroes cleaning stables
Something with hot chicks!

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Something with hot chicks
an IHOP Breakfast special
chicken and waffles

Scarab Sages

Chicken and waffles?
Who put those two together?
It's not very good

Liberty's Edge

It 's not very good
to treat your elders like that
For what if they rise?

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For what if they rise
do you know the muffin man
zombie pastry doom

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Zombie pasty doom
What you find on the chests of
Those zombie strippers

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Quote:


Chicken and waffles?
Who put those two together?
It's not very good

So not true. Chicken a la king over waffles. Mmmm delicious.

Liberty's Edge

Those zombie strippers
weren't they in a movie
with Jenna Jameson?

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With Jenna Jameson
That's where I was all last night
A Reading Rainbow

Spoiler:
Nor for realz if Mrs. Bell sees this. XD


A Reading Rainbow
Never proffered Dirk Gently
A child's world is grey

Liberty's Edge

A child's world is grey
Cause don't you know that smoke goes
down to the bottom.

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down to the bottom
rocks in an empty barrel
no rest for wicked

Liberty's Edge

No rest for wicked
While I roam Gotham's mean streets.
I am the Batman.

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I am the Batman
Michael Keton rocked the role
now lets make some art

Liberty's Edge

Now lets make some art.
"I just have a backstory.
What does he look like?"


What does he look like?
He brought me to Miami
the one who burned me

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The one who burned me
Beat me and called me a witch.
Stupid Paladins.

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Stupid paladins
Many strawmen in full plate
On the messageboards

Liberty's Edge

On the messageboards
people talk about lots of
interesting things.

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interesting things
things that go bump in the night
and very bad things

Liberty's Edge

And very bad things
happen to those who would cross
my path in the dark.

Liberty's Edge

My path in the dark
Toe connects with the dresser
Brain explodes with pain

Scarab Sages

brain explodes with pain
a Might & Magic Cleric
uses Mind Magic

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uses Mind Magic
confuses me with logic
Fibonacci math

Scarab Sages

Fibonacci math
is no match for Bistromath
meet Slartibartfast


Meet Slartibarfast
He's really not that wacky
If you squint real hard

Grand Lodge

If you squint real hard
You can defeat a baslisk's
Deadly Gaze Attack

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