His dismemberment
Fell into the raging sea
Made Aphrodite
Made Aphrodite
Botticelli's wrong in that
there was no seashell.
There was no seashell
Just the wriggling oyster flesh
I won't eat seafood
I won't eat seafood
Hobbs is really just too gross.
Check my avatar.
Check my avatar:
hair, bazongas, eyes, waist, legs...
the goddess of LURVE
The godess of lurve...
do you have the coupon for
the daytime hooker?
The daytime hooker
Heads to the army barracks.
Boys, into the breach!
Boys, into the breach
that sounds wrong in somany ways
bow chicka bow wow.
Bow chicka bow wow
That used to be porn music
Now, only silence.
Now only silence
That is the best kind of porn
My boss will not hear.
My boss will not hear
the soft crack of the gunshot
pointed to your head.
Pointed to your head
A hammer at point blank range.
It's not the hammer.
It's not the hammer
"The hammer is my penis"
Says Captain Hammer
Says Captain hammer
he is the one who should die
Why was penny killed?
Why was Penny killed?
The Bloop flew into a rage
Danger, Robinsons!
Danger, Robinsons!
You don't look like a wilbur.
More...Cornelius.
More Cor-nee-lee-ooos
Leeloo Dallas Multi pass
I have no fy-yah!
I have no fy-yah!
Ruby Rhod final broadcast?
O wait theres Milla
O wait theres Mil-a
It's actually just Mila
Those stupid hyphens.
"Those stupid hyphens,"
all the real letters complain.
"They're taking our jobs!"
They're taking our jobs
The orcs just do not simply
get hired in mordor.
get hired in mordor
stuff that was said on Game of Thrones
gets turned into memes.
Get tired in Mordor
Bad air and rocky landscapes
Lets jog somewhere else!
idiot, it was get hired in mordor.
Let's jog somewhere else!
Away from the samurai and
the sneaky ninjas
the sneaky ninjas
dressed in black, nowhere to go
playing forum games
playing forum games
we ought to be able to
earn money this way
Earn money this way
they said. Turns out stapling yolks
to walls is no fun.
To welsh it's no fun
But they discovered something
Torchwood Institute
To walls is no fun
Said the apes and threw feces
To neighborhood children
Neighborhood children
complain about adding the
To-Unnecessary.
To: Unnecessary,
We don't need you around here.
Go find someplace else.
Go find someplace else
We're doing important stuff.
Back to the meeting.
"Back to the meeting?
Showing profound disrespect!"
Our pointy-haired boss
Our pointy haired boss
Increases our work while he's
Cutting all our staff.
Cutting all our staff
Is that code for something else?
It sounds quite painful!
It sounds quite painful.
But hobbs could confirm this news.
Remember that, man?
Remember "that man"?
Aristocrats hate his dimes
Franklin Roosevelt
Franklin Roosevelt
President during the war
Commander in Chief
Commander in Chief
Some say that he thinks he's king
GunSnatcher the fourth.
Gun Snatcher the fourth
Not as great as his father
Great Cannonballer
Great Cannonballer
Oh will you please take my
humble sacrifice?
Humble Sacrifice
Not much meat on these old bones
I'm mostly gristle
I'm mostly gristle
But that's okay because their
god wants to lose weight.
god wants to lose weight
drinking beer and eating cheese
He's mysterious
He's mysterious
they say he carved it himself
from a bigger spoon
From a bigger spoon
Verily, the clam chowder
Sprang forth and burned me
Sprang forth and burned me
To think, The Haiku Game died
What insult is this???
What insult is this?
"Your mother was a hamster..."
I've heard it somewhere
I've heard it somewhere
Back in the 1990's
Was it Sugar Ray?
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