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I can't wait 'til 5
It's been a hard day at work
Half price Jack and Coke

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Half price Jack and Coke
Not sure if drink or special
At massage parlor


At massage parlor
Don't get the Happy Ending
It's just an egg roll.


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"It's just... an egg roll?"
"Nope," said the Doc. "STD."
"Explain the duck sauce!"


Explain the duck sauce
Is it made from real duck?
Just another lie

Shadow Lodge

Just another lie
I'll stop after that, promise
just another lie


Just another lie...
Pretending that I love you,
Strawberry cheesecake.

Andoran

Strawberry Cheesecake?
Childhood cartoon, now hentai
Wouldn't you know it...


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Wouldn't you know It
If Pennywise bared his fangs
"They all float down here!"


They all float down here
Eighties actors nowadays
Kinda hard not to


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Kind: a hard knot to
untangle. Codependent.
Wash my hands of you.

Andoran

Wash my hands of ewe
Veterinarian's job
Elbow deep in it


Elbow deep in it
A proctologist's lament
Happens too often


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Happens too often
Arsenic in the cookies.
Poor Dollangangers.

Osirion

Portal Endangers
All Sentient Life On Earth!
Film At Eleven


Film at eleven
Shoppers trampled at Wal-Mart
Stay home on Friday

Shadow Lodge

Stay home on Friday
Small Business Saturday
IT, is the new black

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

It is the new black
Writing haikus instead of
Corrupting wishes


Corrupting wishes
Is how I used to spend time
Just death and herpes

Andoran

Just death and herpes
The most likely results of
One Night in Bangkok


"One Night in Bangkok"
The only thing about Chess
That anyone knows

Andoran

That any one nose
Knows more than another nose
Foolish scent-i-ment


Foolish sentiment
PETA and their tofurkey
Fools amongst vegans


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Fools amongst Vogons
Initiate poetry
Soon wish they hadn't

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Sung wished they hadn't
(Kim Il Sung, that is) made him
Dictator for life

Andoran

Dick-tater for life?
A poorly worded wish, sir
Put starch in your shorts!


Put starch in your shorts
Takes the wrinkles out with ease
Just iron with them off

Shadow Lodge

Iron with them off
either way its getting hot
one leg at a time

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

One leg at a time
How you kill remorhazes
Or put your pants on


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber

Or put your pants on
For Jehovahs Witnesses
Your choice to make, mate

Andoran

Your choice to make mate
Lots of spare body parts here
You can mix and match


You can mix and match
But you can't put your boxers
Over your blue jeans

Andoran

Over your blue jeans
The muffin-top overflows
No, you're not big-boned


No, you're not big-boned
The awful truth rears its head
Skip that slice of pie

Shadow Lodge

Skip that slice of pie
put the knife away, Runner
eat the whole damn thing


"Eat the whole dam, Thing!"
"Reed, that is not what I do."
"...You're no hero, Ben."

Andoran

You're no hero, Ben
More like a Reuben on rye
With a side of fries


"...With a side of fries."
Said the man to the clown head,
Filled with self-loathing.


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Filled with self-loathing
Tarrasque begins destruction
Noone understands


No one understands
Basic quantum mechanics
It's not a space wrench

Osirion

It's not a space wrench
It's a cosmic vibrator
Oh, Frankenfurter!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Oh, Frankenfuter
how i love thee beef link of
innards, leftovers

Andoran

Innards, leftovers
From Mommy Graul's midnight snack
Where is the halfling?


Where is the halfling?
Oh, this is that Tolkien film...
They call him Bilbo.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

They call him Bilbo
It's Mister Bilbo to you
you silly rabbit


You silly rabbit
Time and time again you find
That Trix are for kids

Andoran

That tricks are for kids,
And treats are for the ladies,
Is all you must know


Is all you must know
Contained in that large blue Guide
Of Dungeon Masters?

Osirion

Of Dungeon Masters
only this much need be said:
Sword of Damocles

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Sword of Damocles
Lara Croft did find below
relics and dungeons

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