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"No axe for me, please?"
Pled the Thanksgiving turkey
"...There is no mercy."

Andoran

"There is NO mercy!"
Said Johnny on Halloween
"til Miyagi showed...


Till Miyagi showed,
There was no karate kid
Now it is a girl


Now it is a girl
For her my heart aches so much
But her name... unknown !

Osirion

Butter name unknown
It's just the generic brand
I can't believe it's...


"I can't believe it's...
Alive ! How ? but it fits !
Ho: It's full of stars !"


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

"God... It's full of stars!"
Gasped astronaut Dave Bowman
By Jupiter's light.


By Jupiter's light
All women are so famished
When he shows his rod


When he shows his rod
At the bath fixture event
People buy many


People buy many
Things they really do not need
They like buying them


They like buying them
For they trade in aching souls
Those happy merchants

Andoran

Those happy merchants
Wealthier than the nobles
Without wars to wage


Without wars to wage
The soldiers can go back home
A lover's return

Shadow Lodge

A lover's return
Would you like fries with that?
You call that Big Mac?

Andoran

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"You call that big, Mac?"
She laughed, as his face turned red
"By what measurement?!"


By what measurement
Do we define our success
Money or women?

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Money or women?
I got ninety-nine problems
...ah, you know the rest


Ah, you know the rest
My days of sailing the seas
End in this tavern

Andoran

End, in this tavern
Is, very expensive, sir
One pinch gets you slapped!


One pinch gets you slapped
Strip clubs are so restrictive
I prefer orgies


I prefer orgies
Ogres don't do it for me
maybe some goblins


Maybe some goblins
Took all your weapons and gold
Don't blame the young rogue

Osirion

Don't blame "Renegade"
for dashing Mitt Romney's hopes
voters have spoken

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

"Voters have spoken"
No, in most cases they just
Filled in a bubble


Filled in a bubble
Boy is this a grand old time
Next to connect dots


Next: connected dots
Menace to society
Or something much worse?

Andoran

Ore: something much worse
If it's radioactive
Will Geiger counter?

Osirion

Will Giger counter
Jacek Yerka's fireball?
Surrealist Magic

Andoran

Sir, realist magic?
Is that an oxymoron?
No, a misspelling


"Know a Miss Pelling?
A tall redhead with green eyes?
Can't say that I do."

Andoran

Can't say that I do
But, I might say that I could
I'm so capricious


I'm so capricious
So you might say I'm vicious...
That is delicious !


That is delicious
This stuff you call Soylent Green
What is it made of?

Andoran

What is IT made of?
Fear, nightmares, and clown makeup
Down in the sewer


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber

Down in the sewer
Under the streets, we all float
Pennywise the clown

Shadow Lodge

Pennywise the clown
only accepts payment in
endless handkerchiefs

Andoran

Endless handkerchiefs?
I want to see David Blaine
Cast Prismatic Sphere!


Cast Prismatic Sphere
Magic Missile and Light too
I'm a busy mage


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber

I'm a busy mage
Bar mitzvahs, quinceañeras
Better get overtime


Better get over. Time:
it will heal your sore feet soon,
You won't need this spoon.


You won't need this spoon
The truth will reveal itself
That there is no spoon

Andoran

That there is no spoon
Is such a strange deception
The cake's a lie, too?!


The cake's a lie, too
Video games and movies
Shape all of our lives

Osirion

Shape of all our lives
one world becomes another
through the hourglass

Andoran

Threw the hourglass
You wished that time would fly by
What else do you want?

Silver Crusade

What else do you want
For your birthday? World peace and
A new bb gun.

Andoran

A new BB gun
The Red Ryder air rifle
You'll shoot your eye out!


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber

You'll shoot your eye out,
Freeze your face, make palms hairy.
If Im lucky, yes!

Osirion

If I'm lucky, YES!
will buy one of my drawings
for their new album

Andoran

4, their new album
Is an improvement on 3
I can't wait 'til 5!

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