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Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

And you, man, live her
Like you've never lived before
That's your only life

The Exchange

1:
Doctor Lector grins
as the patient leaves his room
with one less liver.

2:
"That's your only life"
said Doctor Lector. "Use it
well, don't die. Okay?"

Scarab Sages

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"Wellll, don't die. Okay?"
John Wayne said, riding away
Into the setting Sun

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Into the setting sun
Rode, composing as he went,
The haiku ninja

[he strikes me often as of late]

Shadow Lodge

The Haiku Ninja
is what they call me. Ninja
is my final game.

Silver Crusade

If my final game
Really Strawberry Shortcake?
Wanted something cool.

From a friend's Facebook page, thought I would share with the Haiku fans:

I wanted to write
A few lines in Haiku form
But I ran out of

Shadow Lodge

Wanted something cool?
Fool, I'm a freaking Ninja!
Nothing is cooler.


Nothing is cooler
Than to be first on your block
With a flying car.

Scarab Sages

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With a flying car
I could zip from place to place
Open air freedom

The Exchange

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Open air freedom
is what all wizards seek. To
cast what others dream.


Cast what others dream
Into the pits of despair--
Makes the demon smile.

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Make the demon smile,
The devil roar with laughter--
Fall of a good man

The Exchange

Fall of a good man
is the rise of a better.
Which of them are you?

Silver Crusade

Witch! Off them! Are you
Turning me into a newt?
Newt Gingrich, that is.

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 32

Newt Gingrich, that is
A memetic misery
lol, Callista's face

Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts

Liberty's Edge

Lol. Callista's face.
The worst iconography
In all Absalom


In all Absalom
there is noone prettier
than mrs Otyugh

(I know, bad mental image (tm))

Dark Archive

Than mrs otyugh
You know quite not as much now,
Do you, Mister Jones?

(just HAD to sneak in a Bob Dylan reference)

Liberty's Edge

Do you mist her, Jones?
My precious plant needs water.
She must not wither.


She must not wither
The weather, whether or not.
Not for her to choose

Liberty's Edge

Not for her two chews,
But many mastications
Each morsel is minced

The Exchange

"Each morsel is minced."
said the butcher named Karchev.
"Give me my money."


"Give me my money,"
Said the bounty hunter Fett
To Sith Lord Vader.

Liberty's Edge

To Sith Lord Vader
Imperial admirals
Are expendable

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

"Arrr, expendable
ye are, me hearties," Blackbeard
growled to his minions

Liberty's Edge

Growled to his minions,
An incomprehensible
Evil Monologue

The Exchange

Evil monologue
is always hard to follow.
Give me a good speech.


Give me a good speech
Speak of nature and honor
Cry a tear of joy

Liberty's Edge

Cry a tear of joy
Sneeze a booger of sadness
Spit a loogie of...

The Exchange

Spit a loogie of
pure nastyness, my good friend.
You nausiate me.

Liberty's Edge

You nauseate me
I was just sickened before
Did you level-up?

Shadow Lodge

did you level up
are you stronger than before
another hit DIE


"Another hit." "Die,
You random wand'ring monster!"
The gamers role-played.

The Exchange

The gamers role-played
and their Girlfriends screamed "NO MORE!!"
but they didn't hear.

Silver Crusade

But they did it here!
I'm not getting into bed
'Til you wash the sheets

The Exchange

"'Til You Wash the Sheets"
was the best selling hit in
nineteen eighty-five.

Dark Archive

Nineteen-eighty-five
Saw many a rubiks cube
Sundered and fallen


Sundered and falling
Daedalus' faithful son plunged
Icarus alive?


"Icarus Alive"
Sounds like a good name for a
Power-metal band.

Silver Crusade

POW! Her metal band
Caught his lip as she punched him.
That's a dirty trick.

Liberty's Edge

That's a dirty trick
Precarious pail of poop
Prepared for pouring

The Exchange

Prepared for pouring,
now initiating the
Soup Standard Action

Shadow Lodge

Soup standard action
Beef dup and ready to go
sip slurp maybe not


Zip slur, PM. Aye, be not.
Who knew that zip codes were bad?
Street provocation!

Liberty's Edge

Street Pro vocation
That's what they call it these days?
Does it cost the same?

Shadow Lodge

Does it cost the same
Does the price reflect the name
give me a double

Scarab Sages

"Give me a double."
Lore instructed Dr. Soong
Hijinks will ensue


Hijinks will ensue--
He's a ham-fisted con man,
She's a nude dancer.

Shadow Lodge

She's a new dancer
writhes and cuts the bareskin rug
Girl you got that look

Liberty's Edge

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Girl, you got that look
That turns living things to stone
Lady M, you rock!

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