And you, man, live her
Like you've never lived before
That's your only life
1:
Doctor Lector grins
as the patient leaves his room
with one less liver.
2:
"That's your only life"
said Doctor Lector. "Use it
well, don't die. Okay?"
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"Wellll, don't die. Okay?"
John Wayne said, riding away
Into the setting Sun
Into the setting sun
Rode, composing as he went,
The haiku ninja
[he strikes me often as of late]
The Haiku Ninja
is what they call me. Ninja
is my final game.
If my final game
Really Strawberry Shortcake?
Wanted something cool.
From a friend's Facebook page, thought I would share with the Haiku fans:
I wanted to write
A few lines in Haiku form
But I ran out of
Wanted something cool?
Fool, I'm a freaking Ninja!
Nothing is cooler.
Nothing is cooler
Than to be first on your block
With a flying car.
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With a flying car
I could zip from place to place
Open air freedom
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Open air freedom
is what all wizards seek. To
cast what others dream.
Cast what others dream
Into the pits of despair--
Makes the demon smile.
Make the demon smile,
The devil roar with laughter--
Fall of a good man
Fall of a good man
is the rise of a better.
Which of them are you?
Witch! Off them! Are you
Turning me into a newt?
Newt Gingrich, that is.
Newt Gingrich, that is
A memetic misery
lol, Callista's face
Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts
Lol. Callista's face.
The worst iconography
In all Absalom
In all Absalom
there is noone prettier
than mrs Otyugh
(I know, bad mental image (tm))
Than mrs otyugh
You know quite not as much now,
Do you, Mister Jones?
(just HAD to sneak in a Bob Dylan reference)
Do you mist her, Jones?
My precious plant needs water.
She must not wither.
She must not wither
The weather, whether or not.
Not for her to choose
Not for her two chews,
But many mastications
Each morsel is minced
"Each morsel is minced."
said the butcher named Karchev.
"Give me my money."
"Give me my money,"
Said the bounty hunter Fett
To Sith Lord Vader.
To Sith Lord Vader
Imperial admirals
Are expendable
"Arrr, expendable
ye are, me hearties," Blackbeard
growled to his minions
Growled to his minions,
An incomprehensible
Evil Monologue
Evil monologue
is always hard to follow.
Give me a good speech.
Give me a good speech
Speak of nature and honor
Cry a tear of joy
Cry a tear of joy
Sneeze a booger of sadness
Spit a loogie of...
Spit a loogie of
pure nastyness, my good friend.
You nausiate me.
You nauseate me
I was just sickened before
Did you level-up?
did you level up
are you stronger than before
another hit DIE
"Another hit." "Die,
You random wand'ring monster!"
The gamers role-played.
The gamers role-played
and their Girlfriends screamed "NO MORE!!"
but they didn't hear.
But they did it here!
I'm not getting into bed
'Til you wash the sheets
"'Til You Wash the Sheets"
was the best selling hit in
nineteen eighty-five.
Nineteen-eighty-five
Saw many a rubiks cube
Sundered and fallen
Sundered and falling
Daedalus' faithful son plunged
Icarus alive?
"Icarus Alive"
Sounds like a good name for a
Power-metal band.
POW! Her metal band
Caught his lip as she punched him.
That's a dirty trick.
That's a dirty trick
Precarious pail of poop
Prepared for pouring
Prepared for pouring,
now initiating the
Soup Standard Action
Soup standard action
Beef dup and ready to go
sip slurp maybe not
Zip slur, PM. Aye, be not.
Who knew that zip codes were bad?
Street provocation!
Street Pro vocation
That's what they call it these days?
Does it cost the same?
Does it cost the same
Does the price reflect the name
give me a double
"Give me a double."
Lore instructed Dr. Soong
Hijinks will ensue
Hijinks will ensue--
He's a ham-fisted con man,
She's a nude dancer.
She's a new dancer
writhes and cuts the bareskin rug
Girl you got that look
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Girl, you got that look
That turns living things to stone
Lady M, you rock!
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