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Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Contractually bound:
Best ever faction mission
For Zarta Dralneen

Liberty's Edge

Forzartadtalneen!
Dude! I don't understand Martian.
Use the translator.


Use the translator
Here come the boys from Rammstein
They are here to RAWK!


"They are here? To Rock!"
Intoned the evil wizard,
And cast flesh to stone.

Shadow Lodge

And cast flesh to stone
The levetating whale falls
smashes the bad guy

Scarab Sages

Slash is the bad guy
In a new rock opera
Opposite Slayer

Liberty's Edge

Opposite Slayer
Bane versus guys with goatees
Goatees mean eeeeevilllll!


"Goatees mean evil,"
The defendant said at court,
"That's why I shot him!"


That's why I shot him!
Sublime shades, full moon tonight
...silver bullet... FIRE!

Liberty's Edge

Silver bullet fire
A rain of golden missiles
War is expensive

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

War is expensive
But defeat is more costly
Just ask the Trojans

Scarab Sages

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Just ask the Trojans
Remember: Use protection!
Ribbed for her pleasure!

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Ribbed for her pleasure
Mocked for the girl's amusement
High school laughingstock


High school laughingstock,
Became a super-villain!
So who's laughing NOW?

Liberty's Edge

So, Who's laughing, now
At the dimwitted daleks
"EXTERMIN-oof! Oww!"


"EXTERMIN-oof! Oww!"
Binary bluff called with rock
Skynet averted


SKYNET averted,
Robots now are burned-out heaps--
All hail John Connor!

Scarab Sages

All hail John, Connor,
Patrick, Gerald, and Seamus
Irish mafia


Irish mafia,
Murder Inc, Cosa Nostra,
All wiseguys unite!

Liberty's Edge

All wise guys unite
Or the dunces will prevail
Hero Team Sage Force!

Scarab Sages

Hero Team Sage Force!
Rosemary! Thyme! Parsley! GO!
Saturdays at 8!


Saturdays at 8
The Wicked Witch weaves a tale
Heckling not advised

Scarab Sages

Heckling not advised
It's almost as bad as Hellling
Go to church, m'kay?

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Go to church, MacKay,
You and your damned Scottish ways
The devil's in you


The devil's in you.
Possession. Nine outta ten.
Get the exorcist.

Liberty's Edge

Get the exorcist
And start your exorcising
Begone, sloth demon!


Begone, sloth demon!
I can't get anything done
When you're staying here!


When you're staying here
You cant be in the box too
Schrodinger's puzzle

Scarab Sages

Schrodinger's puzzle
is to be or not to be
Cogito, ergo...?

Liberty's Edge

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Cogito? Ergo?
Now, where the heck are you two?
Sum one is lonely!


Someone is lonely.
All about "self mastery."
Master of Masterb...


Master of Masters!
Become expert on all things--
Correspondence course.

Liberty's Edge

"Correspondence: coarse,"
Soundwave assessed the e-mail.
"Reply Mode: caustic."


"Reply Mode: Caustic"
Curmudgeonbot functional!
Net-linked supertroll!

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Net-linked supertroll
Hey, I think I know that guy
He posts on these boards


He posts on these boards--
The creative director!
Paizo is awesome!


"Paizo is awesome!"
Silent disagreement from...
The poor wallet.

Liberty's Edge

The pore wall, it
Could hold no water at all
The air flows nicely


The air flows nicely
Over scaly, leath'ry wings.
Shape change to dragon!


Shape change to dragon!
So that our coins look drake-like!
Hottest currency!

Liberty's Edge

Hottest currency
Burns a hole in your pocket
Magnesium bits!

Scarab Sages

Magnesium Bits:
Part of a complete breakfast!
Kellog's Frosted Flames


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Kellog's Frosted Flames
Conjuration (Creation)
Level: Sor/Wiz 4

You'd think Evocation, but this is just really good cereal.


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Level Sorewizz for
It is a corrupt city
Where it hurts to pee


Where it hurts to pee
Sign reads "Help yo own damn self"
Burning urinals

Scarab Sages

Burning urinals!
an innovation in art!
gods damn you, Magritte


Gosh darn you, Magritte!
Your Ceci n'est pas un pipe
Is just too clever!


Is just too clever.
Single aboleth is just
Looking for some loooove...


Looking for some love,
Ogrekin are on the prowl.
Don't go in the woods.

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Don't go in the woods
We have toilets here for that
Please act civilized

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