The Haiku Game

[gran rey de los mono]

"Don't hold out on me!"
The portly, yellow bear said
To the honeybees

[The Jade]

Aw, Winnie...

"To the honeybees
I bequeath all my millions"
Crazy old lady

[Twigs]

The Jade wrote:

That was brilliant.

Seconded. I've spent the last few weeks on the sidelines in awe.

Crazy old lady
Pinches the boy's buttocks
Dirty geriatrics

[Cuchulainn]

Thanks, guys!

[zylphryx]

there are six syllables in the last line of the previous one, hence the line break

Dirty Jerry ate
Trix, much to the chagrin of
That silly rabbit

[drunken_nomad]

That silly rabbit
Done died yes it did, said Steve
Down on the muffin

[Twigs]

d'oh. My mistake.

[Cuchulainn]

Down on the muffin
Is an alien landscape
Smothered in butter

[The Jade]

Smothered in butter
The only way to make love
Popcorn position

[Cuchulainn]

Popcorn position
When a-salted and buttered
Soaking in the tub

[gran rey de los mono]

Soaking in the tub
A bad way to spend the day
Lather, Rinse, Repeat

[The Jade]

Lather, Rinse, Repeat
The only way to make love
I beat that to death

[Cuchulainn]

I beat "That" to death
But Michael Jackson beat "It"
He kicked that clown's ass

[zylphryx]

He kicked that clown's ass
The rest poured out of the car
Blood, wigs and face paint

[gran rey de los mono]

Blood, Wigs, and Face Paint
Roadies pack up Kiss' gear
The next show beckons

[Cuchulainn]

The next show beckons
We're watching the whole season
Firefly party!

[The Jade]

Firefly party!
Leave your rave glowsticks at home
These guys came equipped

[Trinam]

These guys came equipped
Brought a shovel to the beach
Let's hunt for treasure!

[Tophyr]

Let's hunt for treasure
Found not in chests of wood but
Those of flesh and bone

[The Jade]

Extra points for that booby booty haiku...

Those of Flesh and Bone
Will fall before Steel and Stone
History is Blood

[Crimson Jester]

Haiku, what to do?
How do you make one of these?
It should be simple!

[Cuchulainn]

I shall close the loop.

It should be simple
To observe what's past, and learn
History is Blood

[Tophyr]

It was supposed to refer to the heart, as a metaphysical treasure. But I like your interpretation too. ^_^

History is Blood
But my future should be Crip
Think I like blue more

[Charles Scholz]

The Jade wrote:

Those of Flesh and Bone
Will fall before Steel and Stone
History is Blood

Crimson Jester wrote:

Haiku, what to do?
How do you make one of these?
It should be simple!

Cuchulainn wrote:

I shall close the loop.

It should be simple
To observe what's past, and learn
History is Blood

Tophyr wrote:

History is Blood
But my future should be Crip
Think I like blue more

Since Cuchulainn closed the loop backwards, I will close the loop.

History is Blood
A death poem is written
Haiku, What to do?

And now to continue.

Think I like blue more
Than any other color
Color sprays work well.

[Cuchulainn]

(Curses! Lol. Oh, well.)

[The Jade]

Color sprays work well
Hiding golems in rainbows
Here's your pot o' gold! >:)

[Cuchulainn]

Here's your pot o' gold
And kettle o' copper, too
Neither one is black

[zylphryx]

Neither one is black
Confusion on the chessboard
Monochromatic

[The Jade]

Monochromatic
Melodramatic static
Aristocratic

[Cuchulainn]

Aristocratic
Cerulean sanguine stained
Phlebotemy blues

[Crimson Jester]

Phlebotemy blues
try I shall, to close the loop
Darn it, I missed again

[Twigs]

The Jade, that was awesome. I was totally blanking on that one and would like my fanclub t-shirt now.

Darn it, I missed again
Cupids aim is cock-eyed yet
He plays matchmaker.

[Cuchulainn]

He plays matchmaker
Two men enter, one man leaves
That's entertainment!

[Twigs]

That's entertainment!
Eager masses fill the stands.
The striptease trapeze.

[Cuchulainn]

The striptease trapeze
Sleaze with the greatest of ease
Flying through the air

[Charles Scholz]

Flying thru the air
Not a care in whole wide world
Beware sudden stop

[Tophyr]

Mine was late, so I'll loop it back around to fit...

Bea wears Udden's top.
Udden took it off, sent it
Flying through the air.

Fly Ying threw the heir.
Un-fly Yang failed to catch him.
There goes the bloodline.

[Cuchulainn]

There goes the bloodline
Completely ripped from its pump
Oh, I'm positive

[Tophyr]

"Oh, I'm positive!"
laughed Proton. Neutron rolled eyes.
Crowded nucleus.

[gran rey de los mono]

Crowded nucleus
Protons and neutrons head out
They have gone fission

[Haiku Monster]

The have gone fission
How many eyes can it have?
That thing is scary.

[Cuchulainn]

That thing is scary
A left hand in a small box
Truly sinister

[zylphryx]

"Truly sin is there"
What happens in Vegas, stays
In your poor, scarred mind

[Cuchulainn]

In your poor, scarred mind
The voices tell you to sing
Black metal polkas

[Tophyr]

Black metal polkas
And nerdy versions of rap:
Weird Al's new album.

[drunken_nomad]

Weird Al's new album
Dark disturbing soul searcher
Not really silly

[Tophyr]

Not really silly,
Could Chilly Willy lip synch
Milli Vanilli?

[gran rey de los mono]

Milli Vanilli
Why bring up those memories?
Blame it on the rain?

[Cuchulainn]

Blame it on the rain
That the Wicked Witch melted
I have no bucket

[Charles Scholz]

I have no bucket
And thus no excuse for this
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