Happy Thanksgiving!
Giving me food poisoning
Arsenic stuffing!
Arsenic stuffing!
I want to play a game. Saw
Sequels stretch belief.
Sequels stretch belief
But in Big Mama's House 2
Waistline stretched as well
Waistline stretched as well
His stomach filled to bursting
Mr. Crouiceau
Mr. Crouiceau
Bugger off bring a bucket
Only wafer thin
Only wafer thin
Five feet in diameter
Ride the Floating Disc!
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Ride the Floating Disc!
Go round and round. Watch the floor
Sink below your feet.
Sink below your feet
The disposal grinds and roars
Time to die, pixie!
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Time to die, Pixie!
The reign of good is over.
Long live the evil.
Long live the evil
As it bores like a weevil
Digesting morals
Digesting morals
The fell fiend upchucked them hard
"No meal masters me!"
No meal masters me!
I shall bully the buffet!
Dominate Dinner
Dominate Dinner
Worked on all but the peanuts
They assaulted me!
They assaulted me,
And peppered me with insults!
Damn condiment gnomes!
Damn condiment gnomes!
Must 'tard their course with relish
Before they ketchup
Before they ketchup
They must finish their dressing
Sayeth Ceaser Slaad
Sayeth Caeser Slaad,
"Mellita, domi adsum!"
Before gob'ling Rome
Before gob'ling Rome
Colloseum goblin kings
Beg to leave your plate
"Beg to leave your plate!"
The hungry giant chortled,
"Entertain me, meat!"
"Entertain me, meat!" Resisting...
Entertain me, meat!
Roar at this butcher's circus
Sir Sirloin Lion!
Sir Sirloin Lion!
Fetched Sir Milk of Magnesia
For Sir Loin of Beef
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For Sir Loin of Beef
A gernerous king decreed
All Hail Bugs Bunny
All Hail Bugs Bunny
Twenty-four "carrot" salutes
In ev'ry "burrow"
in ev'ry burrow
The halflings hold a Spring Fling
Furry-toed tango
Furry-toed tango
teddybear's picnic dances
The salsa was cold
The salsa was cold
For it was "Revenge Salsa"
That is how it's served
That is how it's served
The adventurer's delight
Iced simian brains
Revenge salsa! Nice!
Iced simian brains
Eyeball soup, snake surprise, bugs
Lunch at Indy's place
Lunch at Indy's Place
An all-you-can-eat buffet
Fortune and Glory
Fortune and Glory
Essential to the Story
Bloody and Gory
Bloody and Gory
Murders on Elm Street unsolved
Freddy wins again
Freddy wins again
Jason is more than annoyed
Time for a rematch
TIME for a rematch
LIFE provides the perspective
From a PENTHOUSE view!
From a penthouse view
Everything can be seen
While I cannot
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While I cannot
Condone your awful actions
I will keep quiet
I will keep Quiet
I find that it's a Riot
When I Feel the Noise
When I feeel the noise
Tremorsenses tingling
I pop-up and bite!
I Pop-Up and Bite!
World's worst children's book ever
You're a bad parent
You're a bad parent
That's readily apparent
Disciplining with duct tape
Cuchulainn wrote: You're a bad parent
That's readily apparent
Disciplining with duct tape
That last line was seven syllables. You're fired.
Duct tape discipline?
Listed on your resume?
You're a sick, sick man!
The Jade wrote: That last line was seven syllables. You're fired.
Geez, after writing hundreds of these things, how'd I eff that up?Mental Flatulence.
You're a sick, sick man!
Keeping gerbils in a can
When they're still alive!
When they're still alive
Best time to eat 'em cuz they
Wriggle going down
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Wriggle going down
Nothing saves being et by
Giant Purple Worms.
"Giant Purple Worms"
Is that how the word translates?
Wow, that's confusing.
Wow, that's confusing
I wiped my table with him
Because he's Polish
I should have chosen to "wipe the floor" with the man who is P/polish. Oh dern you one hour edit function. Dern you straight to heck.
Because he's Polish
He carries a ten-footer
That'll spring her trap!
"That'll spring her trap!"
The paladin declared, as
He polished his sword
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He polished his sword,
Dragon hunting he would go.
Surprise attacks suck.
Surprise attacks suck
When they're by chupcabras
Boy, they get my goat!
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