The Haiku Game

[Dragonborn3]

His Drink: Peyo Tea
Actually posting to
get my dot again.

[Charles Scholz]

Get my dot again
The old one has disapeared
Back to normal now.

[Dragonborn3]

Back to normal now.
Reincarnation is a
really random spell.

[Charlie Bell]

Really random spell
Czech failures form you're entry:
Why Frost through it out

[Cuchulainn]

Why Frost through it out
Because the white dragon belched
He needed a Tums

[Celestial Healer]

He needed a Tums
After eating a pair of
Explosive implants

[Cuchulainn]

Explosive implants
Motorboat detonation
Non-vehicular

[Chris Mortika]

Non-vehicular
use requires the wielder keep
both hands on the lance.

[Cuchulainn]

Both hands on the lance
If you've chosen not to mount
Brace for charge, baby

[The Jade]

[duh - page late/dollar short]

His drink: Peyo Tea
Explains how he devised them
Those blue shroom demons!

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[TheChozyn]

"Brace for charge, baby"
That is one hell of a line
Worse than D.M.V.

[Cuchulainn]

Worse than D.M.V.?
The real-word casting of Maze?
I can't imagine

[Chris Mortika]

I can't imagine
A mage keeping a tame drake;
I take no damage.

[Cuchulainn]

I take no damage
Improved evasion says so
It's in the rulebook

[TheChozyn]

It's in the rulebook
I can change what I want now
I am the G.M.

[Dragonborn3]

I am the G.M.
Not an PC with a kukri
Tucker's Kobolds! Run!

[Cuchulainn]

Tucker's Kobolds! Run!
The Head of Vecna awaits
At the Gazebo!

[Charles Scholz]

At the Gazebo
My true love waits patiently.
I'm stuck in traffic.

[Dragonborn3]

I'm stuck in traffic
Look at all the sticky jam
Clogging up the road.

[TheChozyn]

Clogging up the road
Nobody knows how to stop
Ten car pile-up

[Cuchulainn]

Ten car pile-up
At the Monster Truck Rally
Truck-a-saur will eat

[Celestial Healer]

Truck-a-saur will eat
All these lame-ass hobgoblins.
My munchkin druid.

[The Jade]

My munchkin druid
He said, hitting on wiccans
Pointing to his groin

[Chris Mortika]

Pointing to his groin
Was the best explanation
The fighter could give.

Ah, that kind of critical hit.

[Cuchulainn]

The fighter could give
Much better than he could take
Low Constitution

[The Jade]

Low Constitution
Ring of regeneration
He was hard to watch

[Cuchulainn]

He was hard to watch
Michael Moore in a speedo
I need a brain scrub

[TheChozyn]

I need a brain scrub
That last haiku was scary
Curse my mental pic

[Cuchulainn]

Curse my mental pic
So that it changes color
When I get angry

[Chris Mortika]

When I get angry
stirges surrounding me,
I am too spent to run.

[TheChozyn]

I am too spent to run
I am too rich to stay here
Monetary woes

[Chris Mortika]

Monetary woes
won't get me down when I can
transmute gems to gold!

Wait a minute...

[TheChozyn]

Transmute gems to gold
Too many materials
I would just sell them

[Cuchulainn]

I would just sell them
But nobody is buying
Baby tatzlworms

[Celestial Healer]

Baby Tatzlworms:
An unfortunately named
Breakfast cereal

[Vattnisse]

Breakfast cereal -
breakfast of champions? No!
I want steak'n'eggs

[Cuchulainn]

I want steak 'n eggs
Cholesterol overload
Cut the grease with beer

[drunken_nomad]

Cut the grease with beer
Vodka rum rye whiskey gin
Drinks for Hemmingway

[Cuchulainn]

Drinks for Hemmingway
But dropkick his six-toed cat
Annoying furball

[Chris Mortika]

"Annoying furball"?
That's it?? This cantrip-level
summon monster sucks!

[Cuchulainn]

Summon Monster sucks
A Celestial Badger?
Humiliating

[Chris Mortika]

Humiliating
a lich is easy, but it's
probably unwise.

[Cuchulainn]

Probably unwise
To upset Ricky's Smith's mom
Beware, Lane Meyer!

[Cuchulainn]

Beware, Lane Meyer!
The Paper Boy is coming
for his two dollars

[Celestial Healer]

For his two dollars
Hugh Grant should buy a Big Mac
Not a prostitute

[Chris Mortika]

Not a prostitute,
nor pimp, but a "saucy wench".
I love this table!

[Cuchulainn]

I love this table
I need it for my Man Cave
Alas, I am poor

[The Jade]

Alas, I am poor
Too poor to attract a lass?
True hearts have no toll

[Cuchulainn]

True hearts have no toll
A real kidney will cost you
On the black market