:sends MacShack's information to a foreign agent in a different foreign country to conduct defamation attacks and undermine their logic thread:
*implicitly claims exclusive ownership of the concept of 'fun'*
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*produces mathematical proof that without a doubt IHIYC's 'fun' is 'badwrongfun'*
*denies the existence of logic*
*calls out Schrödinger's alt for insensitivity in using logic*
*denounces 'logic' and 'science' as nothing more than privileged white male myths*
:Takes fact about IHIYC and, through insane troll perfectly sound logic, proves that he is Rob Liefeld, and not worth listening to.:
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::takes GM MacShack's logic as true and with IHIYC being utterly defeated, declares Pugwampi victory over the Flame War!!!::
*declares HAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX!!!...whatever that means*
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{attempts to prove IHIYC is the Liefeldian ideal of broad-chested, big-cleavaged, teeny feetses, many-pouchedness, and sciolous-spined humanity}
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{in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leaps straight up through Pillbug's neck and throttles her brain.}
*likens Pillbug Toenibbler to an R. Crumb cartoon*
*begins spewing vile bigotry all over the thread - all of it about steak*
PRIME RIB IS THE ONE TRUE MASTER-STEAK!!!
ALL OTHER CUTS - INCLUDING PERFIDIOUS FILET MIGNON - ARE UNDESIRABLE UNTERFLEISCH!!!
Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
*Ventures an opinion about a new tentpole movie that is neither gushing praise nor total hatred*
*starts spewing jingle of an ad for a fast food chain*
"Spewing" and "fast food" go together like PB&J.
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::Makes sweeping statements and generalizations based on word choices by involved parties to come up with a disastrous conclusion::
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*screams bloody murder at Cthulwho?, accuses It of racism, sexism, heterocentronormothnographicorthokyrandiarchism, liberalism, and having the wrong favorite breakfast cereal, all because of Its nonessential choice of a few particular words comprising no more than 4% of Its total statement*
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*drops a Paladin thread and runs*
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Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote: *drops a Paladin thread and runs* ♫♪ "This is a story about Baby Gob and Pally Sue..." ♫♪
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Loofah LostPants wrote: Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote: *drops a Paladin thread and runs* ♫♪ "This is a story about Baby Gob and Pally Sue..." ♫♪ *dances into thread listening to the Steve Miller Band, wearing shades*
::Declares Pugwampi victory over the Flame War, you cool cats!::
*dances out of thread*
::Necros old thread and/or topic that has already been hashed out/thread locked by Mods and reiterates his point...
...because it's sure to work this time!::
Casts Revive Dead Thread!
No, there wasn't a reason.
The Thread Necromancer wrote: Casts Revive Dead Thread!
No, there wasn't a reason.
Of course there was a reason!
We have to once more proclaim Pugwampi victory over the Flame War!
So without further ado...
*enters thread and proudly plants a victory flag*
::Declares over two years of Pugwampi victory over the Flame War!::
Huzzah!
Provides fresh oxygen to the flames!
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The Thread Necromancer wrote: Provides fresh oxygen to the flames! Flames ruled by Pugwampis...just sayin'. :D
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I heard someone needed a fire?
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