Excellent. It won't be me delivering the Professor his first heart attack at making such suggestions.Whoa...whoa-whoa there, Bitter Thorn. I'm too young to be a granddad.Too young? If you're 26-27 you're old enough to be a grandfather.
I'm not worried. I took my aspirin, did my exercises, and had a recent talk with my progeny. I'm good.
EDIT: almost 40 confidence for the TotP!
Excellent. It won't be me delivering the Professor his first heart attack at making such suggestions.Whoa...whoa-whoa there, Bitter Thorn. I'm too young to be a granddad.Too young? If you're 26-27 you're old enough to be a grandfather.I'm not worried. I took my aspirin, did my exercises, and had a recent talk with my progeny. I'm good.
EDIT: almost 40 confidence for the TotP!
Of course now I have to go take some meds so I don't have a heart attack.
You can see why at this old thread.
He will be honored if he gets to procreate. He'll have to leave naming to the experts.
Excellent. It won't be me delivering the Professor his first heart attack at making such suggestions.Whoa...whoa-whoa there, Bitter Thorn. I'm too young to be a granddad.Too young? If you're 26-27 you're old enough to be a grandfather.I'm not worried. I took my aspirin, did my exercises, and had a recent talk with my progeny. I'm good.
EDIT: almost 40 confidence for the TotP!
Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.
Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.
Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =D
Not funny at all. Mairkurion didn't raise no dummies.
Why won't anyone hug me in the Orcus thread? Did I forget to spray against web worm?
It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =DYour first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
LOL! Imagine the dog gets loose and you have wander the neighborhood yelling for it.
LOL! Imagine the dog gets loose and you have wander the neighborhood yelling for it.It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =DYour first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
Better that then yelling "Optimus! It's time for supper! You can go out to play later!"
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Better that then yelling "Optimus! It's time for supper! You can go out to play later!"LOL! Imagine the dog gets loose and you have wander the neighborhood yelling for it.It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =DYour first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
That just seems so.....cruel.
That just seems so.....cruel.Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.
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Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.That just seems so.....cruel.Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
She needs to carry around a huge boombox then too!
She needs to carry around a huge boombox then too!Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.That just seems so.....cruel.Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
Not if she wears this.
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Not if she wears this.She needs to carry around a huge boombox then too!Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.That just seems so.....cruel.Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
It doesn't contain a mix-tape called "Summer Lovin' 1986" on it. It is therefore not really Soundwave.
"Summer Lovin' 1986" on it. It is therefore not really Soundwave.
I'm tempted... I really am.
Hee-hee. Well, if you knew Jyu1ch1's birthdate...
*facepalm*
I really don't need to know any details about my conception.
Did she tell you this in front of a group of people to?
::Hugs for minor embarrassment::
Feel lucky he's as tongue in cheek as he is. My mom announced that I was conceived in the back of a Plymouth Nova in the summer of 1983... :(
Son!
GUFFAW! GUFFAW!
I was conceived in a bathyscaphe at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. That's why I'm so good in high pressure situations, but also why I always suffer such severe crushes. Until my sixth birthday I was a sightless unpigmented fish creature.
I really don't need to know any details about my conception.That's probably a good thing, else you'll never look at clowns or sea anemones the same way ever again.
No wonder I'm scared of clowns.
I was conceived in a bathyscaphe at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. That's why I'm so good in high pressure situations, but also why I always suffer such severe crushes. Until my sixth birthday I was a sightless unpigmented fish creature.
And then I got this awesome mane. The world was never the same since. Not that I'm jaded or anything. Not all. Excuse me, I have a board game to make.
*slinks exit stage: left*
Did she tell you this in front of a group of people to?No, but I just blurted it out in front of everyone on the Interwebz.
Son!How old are you?
We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?
We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?
Speaking of make-up, do my lips look good in rouge?
We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?Speaking of make-up, do my lips look good in rouge?
They'd look better planted firmly upon my ass.
As long as we're not making up for birthday spanks...We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?Did she tell you this in front of a group of people to?No, but I just blurted it out in front of everyone on the Interwebz.
Son!How old are you?
I would never hit you. But only because I had to have my hands surgically removed after a game of foosball gone terribly wrong.
They'd look better planted firmly upon my ass.We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?Speaking of make-up, do my lips look good in rouge?
Speaking of firmly planted, did you see my latest tattoo? It's a pair of rouge lipstick on my left buttock. Jenna Jameson planted it there herself. It matches hers. And I had Paul Booth touch it up.
What you got, son?
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!
Lightning Ass Strike. You've heard of it, I see. Yeah, I don't really like to talk about my early days as an actor in Triple X kung-fu films, so let's go easy on googling my name for a while, 'kay?
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!Lightning Ass Strike. You've heard of it, I see. Yeah, I don't really like to talk about my early days as an actor in Triple X kung-fu films, so let's go easy on googling my name for a while, 'kay?
That snuff film? Yeah, never a good idea.
That snuff film? Yeah, never a good idea.Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!Lightning Ass Strike. You've heard of it, I see. Yeah, I don't really like to talk about my early days as an actor in Triple X kung-fu films, so let's go easy on googling my name for a while, 'kay?
No one knew my up down up down thrust combo would be so legendary. It was a dark day on that set in Van Nuys, lemme tell ya.
Apparently I confused my war cries. It's "Ha-dooooooken!", not "Ho-broooooken!"
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!
Man, I put certain words dangerously close together. And yet, there was still plenty of material ignoring that.
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!Man, I put certain words dangerously close together. And yet, there was still plenty of material ignoring that.
You're like Holly playing with those power crystals in the pylon. One wrong mix and we're swimming in Sleestak.
No one knew my up down up down thrust combo would be so legendary. It was a dark day on that set in Van Nuys, lemme tell ya.
Apparently I confused my war cries. It's "Ha-dooooooken!", not "Ho-broooooken!"
I thought it was "Ho-doooooown!" Comes with the fan servicing. But I think she asphyxiated.
Alas, poor Yorick Lynn! I knew her, Fellatio.
You're like Holly playing with those power crystals in the pylon. One wrong mix and we're swimming in Sleestak.Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!Man, I put certain words dangerously close together. And yet, there was still plenty of material ignoring that.
Haw-haw!
So THAT'S where Wizards got their idea for the kuo-toa redesign.