Solnes' House of Pleasure

[CourtFool]

flash_xxxx wrote:

I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?

Humps flash_xxxx's leg.

[flash_xxxx]

CourtFool wrote:

flash_xxxx wrote:

I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?

Humps flash_xxxx's leg.

smokes a cigarette

Thanks poodle.

[CourtFool]

flash_xxxx wrote:

Thanks poodle.

Anytime.

Licks flash_xxxx.

[Fake Healer]

CourtFool wrote:

flash_xxxx wrote:

Thanks poodle.

Anytime.

Licks flash_xxxx.

Me next. *Casts Embiggen Tongue*

[Fake Healer]

Schhpeeelllss Rawwkk!

[Moorluck]

Solnes wrote:

Hmm....not enough naughtiness....where are my boys at?

Here, waiting for you my love. ;)

[Joan Conner]

flash_xxxx wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

flash_xxxx wrote:

I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?

Humps flash_xxxx's leg.

smokes a cigarette

Thanks poodle.

I regret to inform you but Solnes does not allow poodle on pod person relations in her house of pleasure..... from now on you two are gonna have to switch places, 'K.

[flash_xxxx]

Joan Conner wrote:

I regret to inform you but Solnes does not allow poodle on pod person relations in her house of pleasure..... from now on you two are gonna have to switch places, 'K.

You can't deny our love!!!!

[MoorLackey]

flash_xxxx wrote:

Joan Conner wrote:

I regret to inform you but Solnes does not allow poodle on pod person relations in her house of pleasure..... from now on you two are gonna have to switch places, 'K.

You can't deny our love!!!!

But they can at least try.

Please? For all our sakes....

[CourtFool]

MoorLackey wrote:

But they can at least try.

Please? For all our sakes....

He don't know me too well, do he?

[Moorlucky]

Who the hell let the poodles in anyway?

[Demon Lord of Tribbles]

"humm cult, check, house of pleasure, check. Poodles, check..ok wheres the hot tub and when do we get freaky?"

[Solnes' First Alias]

Wow, all of this for me?

Spoiler:

Maybe in disguise, they won't recognize me.

[Moorluck]

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Wow, all of this for me?

** spoiler omitted **

You're not my wife.

Spoiler:

Your BooBs aren't big enough. :)

[MoorLackey]

Moorluck wrote:

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Wow, all of this for me?

** spoiler omitted **

You're not my wife.

** spoiler omitted **

Am I you?

[Moorluck]

MoorLackey wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Wow, all of this for me?

** spoiler omitted **

You're not my wife.

** spoiler omitted **

Am I you?

Un-PC response.

Spoiler:

Check your pants. If they are made of steel and clank when you walk, then yeah, you're me ;)

[MoorLackey]

Moorluck wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Wow, all of this for me?

** spoiler omitted **

You're not my wife.

** spoiler omitted **

Am I you?

Un-PC response.

** spoiler omitted **

Huzzah!

[Solnes]

Wow things are slow in here. I am thinking of redecorating. I want big fluffy pillows on the floor, and drapes over the windows, passionate art on the walls, and lots of wine and fruits for everyone. :)

[Solnes]

Moorluck wrote:

MoorLackey wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Wow, all of this for me?

** spoiler omitted **

You're not my wife.

** spoiler omitted **

Am I you?

Un-PC response.

** spoiler omitted **

Wow. :D

[CourtFool]

Solnes wrote:

I am thinking of redecorating. I want big fluffy pillows on the floor, and drapes over the windows, passionate art on the walls, and lots of wine and fruits for everyone. :)

Drops a squeaky toy at Solnes' feet.

[Solnes]

So where does one secure funds for message thread decor? And how long does the process take? Any way to expidite things? ;)

[Solnes]

CourtFool wrote:

Solnes wrote:

I am thinking of redecorating. I want big fluffy pillows on the floor, and drapes over the windows, passionate art on the walls, and lots of wine and fruits for everyone. :)

Drops a squeaky toy at Solnes' feet.

Awwww, your a good puppy. :D

[CourtFool]

Solnes wrote:

Awwww, your a good puppy. :D

Slanderous lies! How dare you?

[flash_cxxi]

Peeks in and sees Solnes.

:D

It must be a Good Day then!

[Miserable Old Bitty]

Solnes wrote:

Wow things are slow in here. I am thinking of redecorating. I want big fluffy pillows on the floor, and drapes over the windows, passionate art on the walls, and lots of wine and fruits for everyone. :)

So you want it to look like a brothel?

Figures.

[CourtFool]

Sniffs the air.

Hey! What smells like two day old fish?! I want to get my roll on!

[Solnes]

CourtFool wrote:

Sniffs the air.

Hey! What smells like two day old fish?! I want to get my roll on!

That would be the old woman... Uhm...do I have security here? If not I would be willing to hire and pay in trade... ;)

[Solnes]

CourtFool wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Awwww, your a good puppy. :D

Slanderous lies! How dare you?

lol, if you piddle on my floor I will have the slaads eat you. :)

[Solnes]

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

So you want it to look like a brothel?

Figures.

Exactly! :D

[Solnes]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Peeks in and sees Solnes.

:D

It must be a Good Day then!

I am determined that this will be a good day. :D

[Miserable Old Bitty]

Solnes wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Sniffs the air.

Hey! What smells like two day old fish?! I want to get my roll on!

That would be the old woman... Uhm...do I have security here? If not I would be willing to hire and pay in trade... ;)

Everybody better keep their groping hands off of me!

*brandishes knitting needle*

[flash_cxxi]

Solnes wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Peeks in and sees Solnes.

:D

It must be a Good Day then!

I am determined that this will be a good day. :D

Well it's a good day so far from where I'm sitting! :D

[Solnes]

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Solnes wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Sniffs the air.

Hey! What smells like two day old fish?! I want to get my roll on!

That would be the old woman... Uhm...do I have security here? If not I would be willing to hire and pay in trade... ;)

Everybody better keep their groping hands off of me!

*brandishes knitting needle*

Uhm Old woman...no one wants to touch you. Thats just..ugh! You can go now...send back that cute angel boy...he is nice to look at. :)

[Solnes]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Peeks in and sees Solnes.

:D

It must be a Good Day then!

I am determined that this will be a good day. :D

Well it's a good day so far from where I'm sitting! :D

Awww, why thank you Flash! :D

[flash_cxxi]

Solnes wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Peeks in and sees Solnes.

:D

It must be a Good Day then!

I am determined that this will be a good day. :D

Well it's a good day so far from where I'm sitting! :D

Awww, why thank you Flash! :D

Credit where Credit is due m'dear! :D

[Solnes]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Peeks in and sees Solnes.

:D

It must be a Good Day then!

I am determined that this will be a good day. :D

Well it's a good day so far from where I'm sitting! :D

Awww, why thank you Flash! :D

Credit where Credit is due m'dear! :D

*Blush, Giggle*

Gee, shucks...aww...well...

[CourtFool]

Solnes wrote:

lol, if you piddle on my floor I will have the slaads eat you. :)

And I will send the Jacks up in here to party like it's 1999.

Shall we dispense with the petty threats?

[Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales]

CourtFool wrote:

Solnes wrote:

lol, if you piddle on my floor I will have the slaads eat you. :)

And I will send the Jacks up in here to party like it's 1999.

Shall we dispense with the petty threats?

Shadow Jumps in

"Petty threats? What's going on?" ;P

[CourtFool]

Solnes was just suggesting a nice comfy sofa for the poodles. ;)

[Solnes]

CourtFool wrote:

Solnes was just suggesting a nice comfy sofa for the poodles. ;)

My Cult. My Rules. No piddle on the floor, OR ELSE! ;)

[flash_cxxi]

I can't believe this got put into the Archives. :(

I feel so sad that I have neglected my duties worshipping at the feet of the Bountiful Solnes and all of her charms.

[flash_cxxi]

Well I am bowing down in supplication even if noone else is...

[Ambrosia Slaad]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Well I am bowing down in supplication even if noone else is...

{secretly peeks under your kilt}

[Old alias #3]

flash_xxxx wrote:

Joan Conner wrote:

I regret to inform you but Solnes does not allow poodle on pod person relations in her house of pleasure..... from now on you two are gonna have to switch places, 'K.

You can't deny our love!!!!

Ha! I'm back!

[Fruit Slaad]

Solnes wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Awwww, your a good puppy. :D

Slanderous lies! How dare you?

lol, if you piddle on my floor I will have the slaads eat you. :)

Hey! You can't order us around!

Implants some eggs in the fruit, leaves.

[flash_cxxi]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Well I am bowing down in supplication even if noone else is...

{secretly peeks under your kilt}

And what's the verdict? ;)

[Ambrosia Slaad]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Well I am bowing down in supplication even if noone else is...

{secretly peeks under your kilt}

And what's the verdict? ;)

{blushes, faints}

[flash_cxxi]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Well I am bowing down in supplication even if noone else is...

{secretly peeks under your kilt}

And what's the verdict? ;)

{blushes, faints}

Awesome... fainted girls to ummm... help... :)

[Jumping Jack]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Well I am bowing down in supplication even if noone else is...

{secretly peeks under your kilt}

And what's the verdict? ;)

{blushes, faints}

Awesome... fainted girls to ummm... help... :)

"Excuse me, but I think it's suposed to be MOUTH to mouth, not.... nevermind."

[flash_cxxi]

Jumping Jack wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Well I am bowing down in supplication even if noone else is...

{secretly peeks under your kilt}

And what's the verdict? ;)

{blushes, faints}

Awesome... fainted girls to ummm... help... :)

"Excuse me, but I think it's suposed to be MOUTH to mouth, not.... nevermind."

Well mouth to "lips" is close right...