Well then, you just come right this way, and we'll have one of our expert masseuses tend to your every need. :)oooh yeah, can I get the red head over there please, pretty please with sugar on top?
Of course. :)
This sounds like a good plan. :)Nice a mud wrestling arena.
OK who wants to see Dev go up agaisnt mmmm maybe 4 or 5 lovely ladies. Winner is determined by pins and nudity. You cant win if you have any clothes on.
I like those rules. What'da ya say Dev?And just for the record kitting needles do NOT count as pins MoB.
He gives her only a half-surprised look as he sits down by the edge of the arena and takes his boots off.
"I know my mind is a bit distracted right now but...oh wow...." he says as LJ rips GDK's shirt off, "...but aren't we a few people short at the moment?" :)
Of course. :)Well then, you just come right this way, and we'll have one of our expert masseuses tend to your every need. :)oooh yeah, can I get the red head over there please, pretty please with sugar on top?
Do you accept tips? ;-)
Do you accept tips? ;-)Of course. :)Well then, you just come right this way, and we'll have one of our expert masseuses tend to your every need. :)oooh yeah, can I get the red head over there please, pretty please with sugar on top?
If you want them to. ;)
This sounds like a good plan. :)Nice a mud wrestling arena.
OK who wants to see Dev go up agaisnt mmmm maybe 4 or 5 lovely ladies. Winner is determined by pins and nudity. You cant win if you have any clothes on.
I like those rules. What'da ya say Dev?And just for the record kitting needles do NOT count as pins MoB.
He gives her only a half-surprised look as he sits down by the edge of the arena and takes his boots off.
"I know my mind is a bit distracted right now but...oh wow...." he says as LJ rips GDK's shirt off, "...but aren't we a few people short at the moment?" :)
Well, we would be, but you know the girls are always up for this sort of thing...
Hi! *the triplets wave*
This sounds like a good plan. :)Nice a mud wrestling arena.
OK who wants to see Dev go up agaisnt mmmm maybe 4 or 5 lovely ladies. Winner is determined by pins and nudity. You cant win if you have any clothes on.
I like those rules. What'da ya say Dev?And just for the record kitting needles do NOT count as pins MoB.
He gives her only a half-surprised look as he sits down by the edge of the arena and takes his boots off.
"I know my mind is a bit distracted right now but...oh wow...." he says as LJ rips GDK's shirt off, "...but aren't we a few people short at the moment?" :)
Hey there bud looks like you need a hand getting outta those clothes. Don't worry friend I'm here to help.
*undoes Dev's pants and pulls them down**daniel craig takes off dev's vest and shirt*
*smacks dev on the ass*
Go gettem buddy.
*loud announcer voice*
Here he is Ladies the longsword swingging hero of the land lets give him a hand Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales!!!
*the crowd goes wild*
*daniel craig upon previous orders hides dev's clothes.
Hi! *the triplets wave*
"Oh dear....hi ladies," as he waves back. "Your messaging service is scary fast, Lynora." ;P
Hey there bud looks like you need a hand getting outta those clothes. Don't worry friend I'm here to help.
*undoes Dev's pants and pulls them down*
*daniel craig takes off dev's vest and shirt*
*smacks dev on the ass*
Go gettem buddy.
*loud announcer voice*
Here he is Ladies the longsword swingging hero of the land lets give him a hand Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales!!!
*the crowd goes wild*
*daniel craig upon previous orders hides dev's clothes.
"GAAAHHH!!!! How in the Nine Hells did you do that so fast - uh oh....incoming", as he returns his attention to the fey triple-threat behind him perhaps a bit too late. ;D
If you want them to. ;)Do you accept tips? ;-)Of course. :)Well then, you just come right this way, and we'll have one of our expert masseuses tend to your every need. :)oooh yeah, can I get the red head over there please, pretty please with sugar on top?
*starts whispering in her ear...*
Hi! *the triplets wave*"Oh dear....hi ladies," as he waves back. "Your messaging service is scary fast, Lynora." ;P
Hey there bud looks like you need a hand getting outta those clothes. Don't worry friend I'm here to help.
*undoes Dev's pants and pulls them down*
*daniel craig takes off dev's vest and shirt*
*smacks dev on the ass*
Go gettem buddy.
*loud announcer voice*
Here he is Ladies the longsword swingging hero of the land lets give him a hand Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales!!!
*the crowd goes wild*
*daniel craig upon previous orders hides dev's clothes.
"GAAAHHH!!!! How in the Nine Hells did you do that so fast - uh oh....incoming", as he returns his attention to the fey triple-threat behind him perhaps a bit too late. ;D
*giggles*
*All three descend upon him and drag him into the mud pit*
*Grabs LJ's hair and tries to hold her head under the mud*
*uses her wings to shove GDK off of her back*
*kicks GDK in the stomach*
Hi! *the triplets wave*"Oh dear....hi ladies," as he waves back. "Your messaging service is scary fast, Lynora." ;P
"GAAAHHH!!!! How in the Nine Hells did you do that so fast - uh oh....incoming", as he returns his attention to the fey triple-threat behind him perhaps a bit too late. ;DHey there bud looks like you need a hand getting outta those clothes. Don't worry friend I'm here to help.
*undoes Dev's pants and pulls them down*
*daniel craig takes off dev's vest and shirt*
*smacks dev on the ass*
Go gettem buddy.
*loud announcer voice*
Here he is Ladies the longsword swingging hero of the land lets give him a hand Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales!!!
*the crowd goes wild*
*daniel craig upon previous orders hides dev's clothes.
*giggles*
*All three descend upon him and drag him into the mud pit*
"Three nymphs and two nascent divinities? This is gonna sting..." ^.^
*drops down and then back to bring the triplets down into the mud and free himself - gently, of course :)*
Go Dev GO!!
You can take'em stud.
* as long as it's only the triplets, if the other two join in he could be in trouble*
Go Dev GO!!
You can take'em stud.
* as long as it's only the triplets, if the other two join in he could be in trouble*
* You understand my concern now. ;P *
If I'm lucky, they'll just let me 'play through', so to speak...
...Of course, that wouldn't be any fun at all, so I think Tymora's just going to have a good laugh at my expense today :D
I think your OK for now, it seems the divine ones are busy with each other.
*which is kindda hot actually*
Dev watch out for the end triplet she's trying to squirm out of the way.
Don't let the other two distract you.
*cheers Devlyn on*
I think your OK for now, it seems the divine ones are busy with each other.
*which is kindda hot actually*Dev watch out for the end triplet she's trying to squirm out of the way.
Don't let the other two distract you.
"I think it's a little late to avoid being distracted," he calls out from the muddy mess of the arena floor as he gets up from the pile of lovely bodies he just created. "Thanks for the warning though!" ;D
He puts a hand on Molly's backside and gives her a gentle nudge to help her along - sliding across the muddy floor and out of her reach for a moment at least as he figures out exactly what to do with Muffy and Mindy.
*cheers Devlyn on*
He gives a quick nod and a grin as he sends Molly spinning. :)
*still whispering in Glorias ear as she massages him.*
Wow what a show this is!
*moves over to devs coener.*
Your doing great buddy. Keep up the good work.
As for the third one, Since you have one across your shoulder and the other under your arm it should be fairly obvious even to a dalesman where the third will have to go...Between your legs of course!
(don't choke the poor girl)
Seriously dude a leg lock is your only option for catching the third or you can put one of the ones you have in a leg lock and hope the third comes within arms reach.
Now go in there and get'em.
*hopes nobody tells dev about the heart drawn on his rock hard posteiour.*
*goes back to cheering*
Go Dev GO!
*moves over to devs coener.*
Your doing great buddy. Keep up the good work.As for the third one, Since you have one across your shoulder and the other under your arm it should be fairly obvious even to a dalesman where the third will have to go...Between your legs of course!
(don't choke the poor girl)
Seriously dude a leg lock is your only option for catching the third or you can put one of the ones you have in a leg lock and hope the third comes within arms reach.Now go in there and get'em.
*hopes nobody tells dev about the heart drawn on his rock hard posteiour.*
*goes back to cheering*
Go Dev GO!
"Great idea man, except for the fact that these three are very squirmy today!" he yells back as he fights to maintain his balance with both Muffy and Mindy struggling (and giggling) in his arms while trying to 'skate' across the slick arena floor to reach Molly.
All things considered, he's still moving remarkably well :D
Oh and just to be fair to the ladies I am available to tag out if you get tired.
It looks as though your doing fine but I thought I'd at least offer.
*naked me..naked Dev .. Oh yea!*
Oh and just to be fair to the ladies I am available to tag out if you get tired.
It looks as though your doing fine but I thought I'd at least offer.
*naked me..naked Dev .. Oh yea!*
"Hey - no changing the rules mid-fight! Bad Form!!" :P
Oh and just to be fair to the ladies I am available to tag out if you get tired.
It looks as though your doing fine but I thought I'd at least offer.
*naked me..naked Dev .. Oh yea!*
*wonders if he has the strength to jump into the fray*
(what does Gloria think, he he)
*The LJ and GDK fight temporarily crashes into the playful wrestling of the other four, causing a pileup of muddy, naked bodies*
"I'm gonna get you for that! Just as soon as I get out from under these wretched nymphs!"
"You and what army? I mean last time you brought a whole cult,"she jeered, pushing Mindy out of the way of a viscious kick.
*giggles*
*drags Devlyn away from the fighting goddesses*
"Not such a good idea to get caught in between those two."
Oh and just to be fair to the ladies I am available to tag out if you get tired.
It looks as though your doing fine but I thought I'd at least offer.
*naked me..naked Dev .. Oh yea!*
*wonders if he has the strength to jump into the fray*
(what does Gloria think, he he)
Hmmm....I don't think anyone will mind an extra combatant or two. :)
Hmmm....I don't think anyone will mind an extra combatant or two. :)
Doctor says get some exercise, he he.
*jumps willy nilly into the mud ring...spitting up some mud...wasn't a graceful leap, he he.*
*The LJ and GDK fight temporarily crashes into the playful wrestling of the other four, causing a pileup of muddy, naked bodies*
"I'm gonna get you for that! Just as soon as I get out from under these wretched nymphs!"
Devlyn was thinking that this was going too easily as LJ and GDK slammed into him from behind. He crashes to the floor on top of Molly, dropping Mindy and Muffy in the process so he can brace himself and not crush her. A lone arm rises briefly from the twisted pile of bodies giving a thumbs up - no serious injuries! :P
"You and what army? I mean last time you brought a whole cult,"she jeered, pushing Mindy out of the way of a viscious kick.
Yep, he thought to himself, this is gonna sting.... ;)
*giggles*
*drags Devlyn away from the fighting goddesses*
"Not such a good idea to get caught in between those two."
"You're probably right - I don't think any of us want to be the grist between an irresistable force and an immovable object." ;D
Your right Dev I shopuldn't change the rules mid fight but her lovliness said a extra combatant or two wouldn't hurt.
*picks up a surprised naked dev and puts him face to face on top of the nearest triplet*
*gets on top of dev* Hey guys look I just made a dalesmen sandwich!!
*reaches out and grabs eric swanson*
Your not so bad yourself handsome. Want to go triplet hunting. I understand if you collect the celestial nymph you get bonus points.
*looks down* Hey dev if you keep squirming like that dont blame me for what comes up or where it goes.
Your right Dev I shopuldn't change the rules mid fight but her lovliness said a extra combatant or two wouldn't hurt.
*picks up a surprised naked dev and puts him face to face on top of the nearest triplet*
*gets on top of dev* Hey guys look I just made a dalesmen sandwich!!
*reaches out and grabs eric swanson*
Your not so bad yourself handsome. Want to go triplet hunting. I understand if you collect the celestial nymph you get bonus points.*looks down* Hey dev if you keep squirming like that dont blame me for what comes up or where it goes.
Devlyn's 'squirming' does have a purpose - sliding to one side and then quickly bucking the other way, he tumbles Steven off of him and onto Eric. :)
He then digs a foot into floor and kicks off, sending himself and Muffy sliding away across the floor, trying very hard to forget he's tangled up face to face with her, but not doing so well on that mark. ;D
oh well so the dalesmen hasd no sense of adventure. No problem.
*looks over at dev*
Thanks for leaving me a playmate, mind if I catch a triplet or are they all for you?
*runs hands down eric's backside*
oh well so the dalesmen hasd no sense of adventure. No problem.
*looks over at dev*
Thanks for leaving me a playmate, mind if I catch a triplet or are they all for you?
*runs hands down eric's backside*
"Well I would prefer to have at least one condition of my agreeing to do this kept in place, yes" he yells back as the goddesses cross their field of view again spouting loud and colorful curses at each other. :)
"Why don't you just bring the Craig down here instead - I'm sure Lynora wouldn't mind seeing him cavort around a bit with you and Eric there - and it gives you a great reason to clean him up later. Just a thought!" ;P
oh well so the dalesmen hasd no sense of adventure. No problem.
*looks over at dev*
Thanks for leaving me a playmate, mind if I catch a triplet or are they all for you?
*runs hands down eric's backside*
*goggles naughtily*
"No fair, gotta share!"
oh well so the dalesmen hasd no sense of adventure. No problem.
*looks over at dev*
Thanks for leaving me a playmate, mind if I catch a triplet or are they all for you?
*runs hands down eric's backside**goggles naughtily*
"No fair, gotta share!"
"I think that was Steven's idea, yes!" he says as they dodge another near-impact from the divinities. ;P
Dev buddy I don't mind shareing.
as for daniel well I gave him some chores to do and told him what would happen if they wern't done in a timely manner.
*yea right like he's ever gonna get his clothes back, he'll be freeballing forever if I have my way*
Dev buddy I don't mind shareing.
as for daniel well I gave him some chores to do and told him what would happen if they wern't done in a timely manner.*yea right like he's ever gonna get his clothes back, he'll be freeballing forever if I have my way*
Dev buddy I don't mind shareing.
as for daniel well I gave him some chores to do and told him what would happen if they wern't done in a timely manner.*yea right like he's ever gonna get his clothes back, he'll be freeballing forever if I have my way*
Well I lost Gloria...maybe she will join us later, he he.
*looks for the divinities*
"Hmmm, is there a nymph under all that mud?"
*gently and tenderly grabs a triplet*
Does it make'em a divinity if they scream "oh God" again and again?
mmm this muds fun, I have 1, devs got 1 wheres the other trplet?
*gently and tenderly grabs a triplet*
Does it make'em a divinity if they scream "oh God" again and again?
mmm this muds fun, I have 1, devs got 1 wheres the other trplet?
*Frantically looks through the mud before the last triplet vanishes.*
*giggles*
*Grabs Eric's ankle and pulls him down into the mud*
*giggles*
*Grabs Eric's ankle and pulls him down into the mud*
Nice one clestial nymph.
*copes a cheap feel of erics body*
Hey eric hold this one for me would ya.
*begins to tickles celestial nymph*
*giggles*
*Grabs Eric's ankle and pulls him down into the mud*
Nice one clestial nymph.
*copes a cheap feel of erics body*
Hey eric hold this one for me would ya.
*begins to tickles celestial nymph*
*as the mud drips off the "nymph", Steven realizes that it is actually MOB that has somehow found herself in the mud pit*
Ooh, it feels better when you tickle my goiter like that.
ACK! How did I wind up in all this mud!
*looks around*
You're all filthy! In every sense of the word!
*starts to wade out of the mud pit*
*gently and tenderly grabs a triplet*
Does it make'em a divinity if they scream "oh God" again and again?
mmm this muds fun, I have 1, devs got 1 wheres the other trplet?
"'Got?' You're making Mindy, Molly & Muffy sound like trophies. Don't do that now," he says as he gets his feet under him and sits up, pulling Muffy up with him so she can get at least a little bit out of the mud after their 'body-fluming' across the arena. ;)
*giggles*
*Grabs Eric's ankle and pulls him down into the mud*
Nice one clestial nymph.
*copes a cheap feel of erics body*
Hey eric hold this one for me would ya.
*begins to tickles celestial nymph*
*as the mud drips off the "nymph", Steven realizes that it is actually MOB that has somehow found herself in the mud pit*
Ooh, it feels better when you tickle my goiter like that.
ACK! How did I wind up in all this mud!
*looks around*
You're all filthy! In every sense of the word!
*starts to wade out of the mud pit*
*giggles*
*Grabs Eric's ankle and pulls him down into the mud*
Nice one clestial nymph.
*copes a cheap feel of erics body*
Hey eric hold this one for me would ya.
*begins to tickles celestial nymph*
*sees the nymph do a quick change*
"ummm here ya go Steven, on the house, he he."
*giggles*
*Grabs Eric's ankle and pulls him down into the mud*
Nice one clestial nymph.
*copes a cheap feel of erics body*
Hey eric hold this one for me would ya.
*begins to tickles celestial nymph*
*sees the nymph do a quick change*
"ummm here ya go Steven, on the house, he he."