{rides up on a fixie} Mmmm, I'm vegan, but dang, whatever you're cooking in that big pot smells really tasty. Speaking of pot... has anyone seen my "redneck" buddy who might have wandered over this way?
Hey, I didn't need a bath! I had one last month!
Mmmm, this broth smells heavenly though... relaxing... feeling sleepy...
gawn hawm sumbichin hippeh!
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Whut?
Y'all cain't tell me you never wanted to get up in them Abyssal folds???
Why is it that alla y'all keep tryin to steal mah virtue!
Ah am a bride of Yog-Sothoth, and the Black Goat with 1,000 Young aint a right happy sharer!
REKKIN.
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for YOU!
NNNNOOOOOOO!!!
You need a makeover Mr. Dinklage! You look like you just got off a five-day bender! I think I have some concealer in my bag
Start rummaging
Ghaul Dang Hiuppeh Pop Stars!
*climbs out of the stew pot with the other hippy* WOah, It was hot in there...
I reckon, dude.
*climbs out of the stew pot with the other hippy* WOah, It was hot in there...
*pushes back in*
*fetches pot lid*
Them hippehs have so much dirt on 'em they's not cooking right!
ayyup.
Git 'em back in the pot 'n weigh down the lid!!!
*climbs up on top of the lid*
*circles*
*lays down*
*scratches ears*
{inside pot} We all float down here...
*yawn*
*scratch*
{inside pot} Hey, it's pretty hot in here... I mean hotter-than-hot-tub hot... {dies, begins to cook}
* starts singing a random hippy song*
*bangs on the pot with a stick*
Stop that that caterwaulin' you durn entree! Have some dignity!
Scratches crotch and belches
Aye want sum quit in this house!!!!
Points shotgun at Hippie posing as a Redneck
*saunters out into the field*
*marks territory*
*comes back and lays down by the fire*
{peeps out from under sink cabinet, sniffs scent of slow-cooked hippeh stew}
"Wheal, I can't make bacon outta thin air. My Mammeh never taught me that sigul. Find me a fat pig, or a suckling toddler nigh on to three winters and I'll make some home-smoked bacon!
{quietly sneaks back under sink}
*sniff sniff sniff*
*peeks heap out of stew pot* Like, I reckon I just heard a pig, dude!
Lotsa hippehs have troll blood innem. Makes 'em harder to kill, but one'ct yewwins got one kilt, there's more portions!
*fetches salt*
Good Grue! Best doggie a Sky Wyrm ever knuw.
*beeeeeeelch*