Untitled III

[Aberzombies]

It's da Aussie zombie flu. Braiiiinssssss!

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Dang hippeh fake zombeh.

[David Reutimann]

Phoney hillbilly post

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Ah reckon so.

[David Fryer]

Isn't your sister gonna start wondering where you are?

[Aberzombie]

Whut're yuh tawkin bout hippeh? Ah cain't unnerstand ya when ya tawk funneh!

[Celestial Healer]

Hippeh?! Whar?!

[Aberzombie]

Thet Fryin feller wuz impersernatin me CH. Ah'm thinkin he's uh jellus feller, onuhcounta muh post coutn bein so dang big.

[Celestial Healer]

But Ah lahks me some frahd foods...

Whut ta do...

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm gessin we kin jest shoot thet feller, n'git Mammy tuh fry sumthin up fer us. Mammy loves tuh cook.

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

....

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

rikkin.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Aberzombie wrote:

Ah'm gessin we kin jest shoot thet feller, n'git Mammy tuh fry sumthin up fer us. Mammy loves tuh cook.

Yew bag him, I'll broil him. Haven't had no long pork in a month of Sundays, shew betcha ..

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, Mammeh.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[taig]

Indubiduhblee.

Ah gots the dikshunary out. That's thuh word ah seen on the page what ah used to wipe my [censored].

[Butterfrog]

Ayup

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Butterfrog]

sho'nuff

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Reckin'

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[taig's Aberzombie]

Rekkin'.

[Tiag]

Sho'nuff

[Butterfrog]

Ayubetcha'

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ayup

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Celestial Healer]

Hippehs?! Whar?!

GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!

[Aberzombie]

Ah seenum down by thuh crik. Probleh tryin tuh poisin thuh water with them dang hippeh drugs.

[Celestial Healer]

Dagnabbit!

It's hippeh-huntin seezin!

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm gonna git thuh dogs tuh run em down.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah gots plenty o ammo. Let's gittem!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

I'll get the BBQ pit goin'!

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah dun bagged me a hippeh.

*drops a body on the floor*

Ah tell you whut.

[Aberzombie]

Good shootin CH!

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup. Looks lahk wer eatin' gud tanaht!

[Aberzombie]

Sho'nuff.

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Ah reckon.

[Butterfrog]

We'a gettin' lazee fellahs'

*chokes down PBR*

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, froggeh. Pass me one o them PBRs.

[Mike Welham]

Ayubetcha.

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't bin layzee. Ah bin huntin hippehs.

[Aberzombie]

....

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.