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Silver Crusade

Sounds mahteh fahn, Mammeh. Let's git huntin'!

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Mammeh's stew shor is purty good vittles


I ain'ts hungry Mammy. Mah tummy hurtzs.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Nasteh wether we got.

Silver Crusade

Ayup.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Goddang hippehs.


Ayup

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Dang skippeh, Froggeh.


Ayup. Hmm, can't seem ta post on this hippeh machine.


Pulls out shotgun


BLAM!


Dat's much betta.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Ah reckin.


*dumps salt in stew*

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Ah ain't seen yew rown theez parts fer uh good spell, ol'Grue. Wuz thinkin them hippehs dun got ya.


"Beeeeeeeeeelch."

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Yew reckin?

Silver Crusade

Grue's good fer gettin them hippehs...

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

He shor do git them dang hippehs but good.


*tosses another necklace on the trophy pile*

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Goddang hippehs. Awtuh be uh law uhginst em.


Gworf.


Ol' Grue came back! Who's a good Grue? Mammeh's got a leg bone for yeh! Come an' gettit!

Silver Crusade

Dang, Mammeh! Whar'd ye git that bone? It's the sahze of the light-bar on meh pickup!


Big Mammy Grillz wrote:
Ol' Grue came back! Who's a good Grue? Mammeh's got a leg bone for yeh! Come an' gettit!

*POUNCEGREET!!*


{helps Mammy put candles on Aberzombie's bacon-wrapped brain for his birthday}

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:
Dang, Mammeh! Whar'd ye git that bone? It's the sahze of the light-bar on meh pickup!

Ayup.


Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
{helps Mammy put candles on Aberzombie's bacon-wrapped brain for his birthday}

*sniffsniffsniffsniff*

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Yew ken et it if'n yew wunna, Ol'Grue. Ah ain't hungreh.

Silver Crusade

Whut's wrong, zombeh? No appetahte? Maybeh Mammeh'll fix ye up somethin' special.


I gots hippeh brain jumbalaya on the stove if you wanna bowl. Its got some of those Cthulhu crawdad's what live in Unhallowed Holler chopped up in it.

Silver Crusade

Smells mahteh fahne, Mammeh...

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Mammeh, ah kin feel muh apeetight comin back. Yew shor does knowed howtuh fix sum good vittles.


*pushes bowl up to soup pot*

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Goddang hippehs. They shor does cry uh lot. N'thet revinoor fella shor do deefend 'em. Mebbe they's givin him summa they marryjewanna.

Goddang sissy folk.


"Awoooooooooo!!!"

Silver Crusade

You tell 'em, Grue!


Drops Hammer with a loud crash

Ah smash'd my thumb Dangnabbit! Where's da shine!

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Reckin?


*fetches bottle*


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

Thanks Grue! Wants sum?


*wags tail*

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Ol' Grue's uh good boah. Best hippeh huntin partner uh feller kin have.

Silver Crusade

Ayup...


Woah. Like, I reckon, Dude.


*sniff*

*sniff sniff*

*POINT!!!*

"GRRRRRRRRRRR...."

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Sumbuddy shoot thet dang hippeh sumb~+&*. Ah cain't find muh scatter gun.

Silver Crusade

Ole Grue's sniffer never goes wrong!

DANG HIPPEH!!! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!


"BAWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!"

*BITE SNARL RIP TEAR CRUNCH DRAG*


BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Take dat ya dang hippeh!

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