Gark the Goblin |
TOZ wrote:YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.
I JUST KNEW THIS WAS WARREN ZEVON, EVEN THOUGH I'VE NOT HEARD THE SONG BEFORE. AND NO, IT WASN'T FROM THE WARFWOOF OF LONDON ALIAS, ITHER.
ANYWAY I HAVE DECIDED TO SPEAK IN ALL CAPS UNTIL I GO SOTO SLEEP. I'M SERIOUSLY COTNEMPLATING GOING WITHOUT SLEEP AGAIN TONIGHT. THAT WAOULD BE REALY F*$!ING INTERESTING.
ANYWAY LITTLE MORE THAN 100 COMICS TO GO. I HAVE BEEN WORKIN HARDLY ALL F~~$ING DAY. I KINDA KEPT ALMOST FALLING ASLEEP IN MY 1100 CLASS THO.
Gark the Goblin |
I AM CURRENTL INSANE. NO DOWN. ONLYH UP. ONLY MOFOING UP.
YEAH I SHOULD PROBABLY GET SOME SLEEP TONIGHT HUH. THIS IS A SIDE OF ME THAT I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED. IT IS LIKE DRUGS.
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
Doodlebug Anklebiter's Movie/TV Roundup
Please, gelfling, please! The best fantasy movie ever? Well, definitely the best all-puppet fantasy movie ever! Plus: Kira is a high-level druid. A+
Reds Okay, first off, I'm a red; second off, I have a deep and abiding crush on Diane Keaton from roughly '75-'80; third off, even Ronald Reagan liked this movie! A+
Two movies featuring Nazi scientists:
The Boys from Brazil, which wasn't very good (C), although the scene where Gregory Peck as Dr. Mengele
and
Captain America: The First Avenger, which also wasn't very good. I'm going to give it an F, but that takes into consideration my very disappointed Cap-lovin' fanboy self. Take that away, and it probably deserves a C-. I was all on board for the beginning, but didn't much care for it once
And finally, "Is he in Heaven, is he in Hell, that demmed elusive Pimpernel?" I saw there was an A&E miniseries of this starring Richard E. Grant, and I was all excited to watch it and root for Chauvelin and the Committee of Public Safety, but the first hour and a half was pretty boring, so I gave up.
Gark the Goblin |
Just discovered that over the course of the night (a) coyote(s) took out one of our chickens and denuded another of her tail feathers!
You know, of course, THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
Which of course means a lame crossover of that little chick and the rooster and Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner. I say lame because you just pictured it and it was pretty bad.
Also, how do you know it wasn't raccoons? Raccoons are responsible for most of the world's ills.
Wow this Chrome spellcheck sucks.* I think I will get some Firefox all up ins tonight.
*"Raccoon" is a word but "raccoons" isn't? Is it like "sheep" and "sheeps?"
Gark the Goblin |
Act 6: THE PLAN
You are now probably wondering when I’m going to start updating regularly again. Here is my projected date for the first page of Act 6.
11/11/11
I know, you are probably tired of waiting around for content by now, and probably aren’t too psyched for another two weeks of downtime. But, there is seriously no way I can dive right back into production at the moment. I have to prepare some stuff. The rapid pace of updates in the past has always only been possible due to a continuously mounting stream of preparation and forethought, and I have had time for neither over the past two months while dealing with this animation.
I WILL however plan to post a short intermission between now and then. I will let you know when this date approaches.
Then, when the 11th hits, we will be ready to rock again without looking back.
>Resist urge to rerereread MSPA? Y/N
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
So, my declarations of war against cartoon characters was premature.
Our missing chicken wandered out of the woods this morning.
The other hen, however, is still missing her tailfeathers.
The Epic Story of the Poultry in Our Yard
So we started with 6 chickens. They were so cute when they were chicks but then they grew up and they became haughty b!tches.
Then we got 4 guinea fowls, which are very pretty birds, and 4 turkeys, who were absolutely adorable.
So, then they all grew up, but they maintained two separate flocks. The flock of chickens were bullies and would beat up the smaller turkeys and guinea fowl.
Until the Night of the Coyote. S/he got 2 chickens, 1 fowl and then, and here's the real kicker, s/he WAITED AROUND WHILE S/HE DIGESTED THEM AND POOPED THEM OUT! What chutzpah!
After that, the two flocks merged and the guinea fowls' watchdog-like qualities became pronounced (too little! too late!) and they would run around like crazy, making a god-awful racket everytime you pulled into the driveway.
Skip ahead a few months, and two of the guinea fowl have disappeared. It's two weeks before Thanksgiving when, one night, ALL the turkeys and the remaining guinea fowl (who, poor thing, thought she was a turkey) disappeared! When questioned about their whereabouts, the chickens just played dumb.
But, and I shiznit you not, the day before Thanksgiving, two of the turkeys came back! Their loyalty and faithfulness was repaid by being turned into makhni. Yum yum yum.
And then, this spring, like a woodland spirit, a red rooster came out of the woods. He startled my friend who pulled his gun on it, which my other friend said was the funniest thing he's ever seen. Anyway, my OTHER friend came home and locked up the coop without realizing there was a rooster in there, one lone cock with four, nubile hens who had never known...well, let's just say he never left.
He was really nice for a couple of days, but then he became a raving, diabolic terror. He attacks anyone who comes near him and he pecks on the womanfolk mighty bad. But they love him, the dumb hens.
Anyway, there's been the occasional hawk attack, but we haven't suffered another casualty since last Thanksgiving. Yet.
Gark the Goblin |
How are you going to celebrate Halloween?
a Going to or having a party!
b I'll be at RuneFest
c Playing the Halloween update
d Trick or Treating
e Watching scary movies
f. Taking a midterm
I CHOSE F FOR "F&**IN CARE ABOUT EDUCATION"