Charlie Sheen |
Good. Let’s talk about something exciting. Me. Pure and complete gnarly-isms. I’m an F-18 bro. I’ve spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips.
I’m rolling out magic, bro. I exposed people to magic. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.
Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.
Bitter Thorn |
Well, in addition to the obvious awesomeness of goblins, this thread is a tribute to Gark getting kicked out of Fawtl. Something to do with Dick Cheney, if I recall.
I couldn't let that happen to the Paizonian who favorites over three-fourths of posts, so I made the Refugee thread my home away from home.
Welcome, Wikid Smart Bozz Gob. Would you like some honey mead?
Mead? :)
Gark the Goblin |
So today the skypeople decided to talk about gun control (some kid was like, "Yo, why ma da gotta put gun so hi?"). I made my share of "this is your brain . . . on guns" puns and stated a few facts. Then I absconded the hell out of there because I am NOT rehashing that s$$$. Also because I can pull so much s@&! on the subject out of my ass.*
Does that count as restraint?
*best mixed idiom you ever did see
Gark the Goblin |
One good reason to stay out of gun control discussions is that the facts are so very, very nebulous - everyone has their own figures. (Who the f+!@ knows what's going on??? Maybe the rest of the univarse doesn't exist when you're not observing it! Maybe you're imagining it all! Maybe there's uncertainty! Like electrons!*)
Anyway, I do love a good ship. (I only mention my ashen ships, though. The other ones are way too popular!)
*protip tip for pros: I have no idea where I'm going with this. Not trolling! Probably!
Montana MacAilbert |
I enjoy shipping, too, Gark. Warships, however, are a passion. If it weren't for the social problems that got me discharged I'd be serving in the US Navy right now.
Enough about opinions on gun control. Do you have any interest in the study of firearms? I like older ones, especially muskets and rifle-muskets.
Gark the Goblin |
I just spent the entire day* outside of class (pretty much) working on a post and reading a thread. That noise is crazy sustainable.**
In the same thread, I've made quite a few favourites. The untrained observer may think this was because they agreed with my viewpoint. Please to be aware that I only did that 25% of the time. This information is like a special powerup that you only get by going on a certain quest in Dawn of Warcraft game. Or an easter egg. Either way, it's exclusive to this thread.
Now I will give you some s@~&ty ascii art and ads for my website.
Oops! Time to get to the reading I should have been doing when I was checking facts on Wikipedia!
*see: ADD and perfectionism or whatever
**totes
Gark the Goblin |
Gark the Goblin wrote:Giant space hamsters? O_oIt was before my time too, and I never had experience with it, but it's still a thing that is real, and I read some of the old Dragon stories set in a Spelljammer setting.
I think the races are hilarious.
In addition to the more common Medium-sized Hippopotanoid.
Gark the Goblin |
Awesome. The Haitian Revolution was actually covered by my old high school history class. Very, very briefly. But yeah, the Haitian Revolution was awesome.
. . . Y'know, I almost regret taking all those AP social sciences courses, because now I won't be taking college courses in the same area. Oh well. My high school teacher was the shiznit.
Bitter Thorn |
Bitter Thorn wrote:In addition to the more common Medium-sized Hippopotanoid.Gark the Goblin wrote:Giant space hamsters? O_oIt was before my time too, and I never had experience with it, but it's still a thing that is real, and I read some of the old Dragon stories set in a Spelljammer setting.
I think the races are hilarious.
:)
Kelsey MacAilbert |
I do own a copy of Unearthed Arcana, Gark. I practically consider it a core rulebook.
Look what I made! I posted it here on Paizo, too, but the Giantitp post looks much better.
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
But yeah, the Haitian Revolution was awesome.
Speaking of successful slave revolts, my roommates have been gorging themselves on DVDs of Spartacus: Blood and Sand and Rome. Seen some random episodes of each and, they're awesome!
S:BS tends to be a little bit more over the top, but they're both full of hot sex, bloody action and Byzantine intrigue!
As for AP courses, well, I hear you, but if you had a good teacher, then you probably got just as much as you would from an introductory college seminar. The stuff at the higher levels is where it's at, usually because it's what the professor's actually interested in.