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Shadow Lodge

TOZ wrote:
FALCON...

...PUNCH!


???

Andoran

Didn't meet my goal. Still got about 700 more comics to get through tonight. No sleep allotted, as planned.

Andoran

I AM A F%!~ING GOD WHO NEEDS NO SLEEP>

(basically running on awesomedrenaline here)

(>400 comics left, no way I'm going to be done by 5:00)

Shadow Lodge

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.


Sleep is also for the sleepy.

Shadow Lodge

YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.


TOZ wrote:
YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.


Napoleon Bonaparte once opined something like: a grown man only needs 4 hours of sleep, a woman 6 and a simpleton 8. Personally, I like 16.

Andoran

Werewolf of London wrote:
TOZ wrote:
YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

I JUST KNEW THIS WAS WARREN ZEVON, EVEN THOUGH I'VE NOT HEARD THE SONG BEFORE. AND NO, IT WASN'T FROM THE WARFWOOF OF LONDON ALIAS, ITHER.

ANYWAY I HAVE DECIDED TO SPEAK IN ALL CAPS UNTIL I GO SOTO SLEEP. I'M SERIOUSLY COTNEMPLATING GOING WITHOUT SLEEP AGAIN TONIGHT. THAT WAOULD BE REALY F!*!ING INTERESTING.

ANYWAY LITTLE MORE THAN 100 COMICS TO GO. I HAVE BEEN WORKIN HARDLY ALL F$+#ING DAY. I KINDA KEPT ALMOST FALLING ASLEEP IN MY 1100 CLASS THO.

Andoran

WAIT WHO AM I KIDDING I DO NOT GET UHOME ONTIL AROUND 7 SO MORE LIKE 900PM WHICH IS BASICALLY NORMAL.

Andoran

NYWAY PRETTY MUCH TOTALLY ASCENDED TO DOGHEAD. HER.

Andoran

NOW PROCEEDING TO EVEN MORE FLIP TH F+!~ OUT. LESS THAN50 AGES PLEFT.

Andoran

I HAVEN'T SLPT IN MORE THAN THIRTYFOUR HURS. IAM WEARING AN AWESOME SHRIT. I AM READING MSPA AND POSTING ON FORUMS WHERE NO ONE GIVES A F$!!ING S%&+.

IS THIS ATHESITS HEAVVEN?

Andoran

ACTUALLHY, I REALLY COULDVE ASCENDED AND NOT KNOW IT BECAUSE OF THIS WEIRD STATE OF MIND. OR MAYBE I AM EXAGGERATING MY STATE OF MIND IN MY MIND BECAUSE OF LIKE THE PLACEBO EFFECT OR SOMETHING.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT I FEEL SHORT OF BREATH AND F~%~ING INSANDE AT THE SAME TIME.

Andoran

HEHEHEHEH

I AM SO WEIRD.


Gark, you're losing your s*~~. Pull it together, man, come back down.

Andoran

WHEE SELF-INDULGENT BS!

!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!
!
. . . . .
WAIT WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

Andoran

I AM CURRENTL INSANE. NO DOWN. ONLYH UP. ONLY MOFOING UP.

YEAH I SHOULD PROBABLY GET SOME SLEEP TONIGHT HUH. THIS IS A SIDE OF ME THAT I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED. IT IS LIKE DRUGS.

Andoran

WOW I CAN'T DISTINGUSIH WHICH SOUNDS ARE REAL WAND WHICH ARE NOT REAL AND WHERE THEY ARE COMING FROM AND OH ITS A TRAIN.

NEVER MIND

Andoran

YEAH OKAY I'M DONE SPAMMING.

Andoran

THAT WAS A LIE.

A GOOD WORD FOR MY CURRENT STATE OF MIND WOULD BE "FANATIC." ACTUALLY, "FRENETIC" SORT OF ALSO FITS.

I HAVE FINISHED MY RE-READ. NOW COMES THE ACTUAL NEW CONTENT. PLEASE FORGIVE ME IN ADVANCE AND IN RETROSPECT FOR FLIPPING THE F~$% OUT SO MUCH.

Andoran

WAIT NO THIS MUSIC IS NO GOOD. I THINK I WILL JUST TURN IT OFF.

Andoran

HERE

Spoiler:
GOES.

Andoran

OH MY HOLUY F!@#ING MOTHER OF MEETBAL.

THE "[S] CASCADE" RUSE WAS A

DISTACTION

Andoran

OR WAIT WAS IT I DUNNO.

ONLY THREE COMICS IN.

Andoran

0_0

Andoran

0_0

Andoran

0_0

Andoran

I'm done.


And then Bob was a zombie.

Andoran

doctor_wu wrote:
And then Bob was a zombie.

Is that referring to this or this? I am sadly lacking in knowledge of zombie lore. Edit: Wait dammit I meant


???

Andoran

Got some zombies runnin around campus. Also crazy vigilantes who say there's no place in our society for brain-eaters.

Andoran

Sorry everyone for subjecting you to all this hype and sith s$~#!! I guess I am a fanboy.

Spoiler:
Which means I can choose to either be a hypocrite or hate myself. Wait. Those aren't mutually exclusive!

Andoran

In other news, I AM BACK.

Andoran

in bl-

wait no THIS IS STUPID>

Andoran

I hereby take leave of this thread. I guess I'll go see what's up with the true FaWTL!!!


Doodlebug Anklebiter's Movie/TV Roundup

Please, gelfling, please! The best fantasy movie ever? Well, definitely the best all-puppet fantasy movie ever! Plus: Kira is a high-level druid. A+

Reds Okay, first off, I'm a red; second off, I have a deep and abiding crush on Diane Keaton from roughly '75-'80; third off, even Ronald Reagan liked this movie! A+

Two movies featuring Nazi scientists:

The Boys from Brazil, which wasn't very good (C), although the scene where Gregory Peck as Dr. Mengele

Spoiler:
gets his throat ripped out by a Rottweiller
was pretty cool.

and

Captain America: The First Avenger, which also wasn't very good. I'm going to give it an F, but that takes into consideration my very disappointed Cap-lovin' fanboy self. Take that away, and it probably deserves a C-. I was all on board for the beginning, but didn't much care for it once

Spoiler:
Cap started swimming faster than a Nazi submarine.
From there, it just went downhill, fast. Also, too many montages.

And finally, "Is he in Heaven, is he in Hell, that demmed elusive Pimpernel?" I saw there was an A&E miniseries of this starring Richard E. Grant, and I was all excited to watch it and root for Chauvelin and the Committee of Public Safety, but the first hour and a half was pretty boring, so I gave up.


Just discovered that over the course of the night (a) coyote(s) took out one of our chickens and denuded another of her tail feathers!

You know, of course, THIS MEANS WAR!!!!

Andoran

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Just discovered that over the course of the night (a) coyote(s) took out one of our chickens and denuded another of her tail feathers!

You know, of course, THIS MEANS WAR!!!!

Which of course means a lame crossover of that little chick and the rooster and Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner. I say lame because you just pictured it and it was pretty bad.

Also, how do you know it wasn't raccoons? Raccoons are responsible for most of the world's ills.

Wow this Chrome spellcheck sucks.* I think I will get some Firefox all up ins tonight.

*"Raccoon" is a word but "raccoons" isn't? Is it like "sheep" and "sheeps?"

Andoran

Spoiler:
Andrew 'Veracious Dude (VD)' Hussie wrote:

Act 6: THE PLAN

You are now probably wondering when I’m going to start updating regularly again. Here is my projected date for the first page of Act 6.
11/11/11
I know, you are probably tired of waiting around for content by now, and probably aren’t too psyched for another two weeks of downtime. But, there is seriously no way I can dive right back into production at the moment. I have to prepare some stuff. The rapid pace of updates in the past has always only been possible due to a continuously mounting stream of preparation and forethought, and I have had time for neither over the past two months while dealing with this animation.
I WILL however plan to post a short intermission between now and then. I will let you know when this date approaches.
Then, when the 11th hits, we will be ready to rock again without looking back.
F*#*>

>Resist urge to rerereread MSPA? Y/N

Andoran

>Y

Andoran

Screw that noise. You resist the urge.

TEMPRORARILY (until School is out)

Andoran

>N

You fail to resist the urge. Begin.


So, my declarations of war against cartoon characters was premature.

Our missing chicken wandered out of the woods this morning.

The other hen, however, is still missing her tailfeathers.

The Epic Story of the Poultry in Our Yard

So we started with 6 chickens. They were so cute when they were chicks but then they grew up and they became haughty b!tches.

Then we got 4 guinea fowls, which are very pretty birds, and 4 turkeys, who were absolutely adorable.

So, then they all grew up, but they maintained two separate flocks. The flock of chickens were bullies and would beat up the smaller turkeys and guinea fowl.

Until the Night of the Coyote. S/he got 2 chickens, 1 fowl and then, and here's the real kicker, s/he WAITED AROUND WHILE S/HE DIGESTED THEM AND POOPED THEM OUT! What chutzpah!

After that, the two flocks merged and the guinea fowls' watchdog-like qualities became pronounced (too little! too late!) and they would run around like crazy, making a god-awful racket everytime you pulled into the driveway.

Skip ahead a few months, and two of the guinea fowl have disappeared. It's two weeks before Thanksgiving when, one night, ALL the turkeys and the remaining guinea fowl (who, poor thing, thought she was a turkey) disappeared! When questioned about their whereabouts, the chickens just played dumb.

But, and I shiznit you not, the day before Thanksgiving, two of the turkeys came back! Their loyalty and faithfulness was repaid by being turned into makhni. Yum yum yum.

And then, this spring, like a woodland spirit, a red rooster came out of the woods. He startled my friend who pulled his gun on it, which my other friend said was the funniest thing he's ever seen. Anyway, my OTHER friend came home and locked up the coop without realizing there was a rooster in there, one lone cock with four, nubile hens who had never known...well, let's just say he never left.

He was really nice for a couple of days, but then he became a raving, diabolic terror. He attacks anyone who comes near him and he pecks on the womanfolk mighty bad. But they love him, the dumb hens.

Anyway, there's been the occasional hawk attack, but we haven't suffered another casualty since last Thanksgiving. Yet.


It's snowing. :(

It seems like just yesterday everybody was complaining about how hot it was.

Andoran

I've been around poultry my whole life.

18 years of farmin' all these g~~*##n birds.

I used to beat up roosters/

Andoran

This one poll on this one home page of this one game I occasionally play wrote:

How are you going to celebrate Halloween?

a Going to or having a party!
b I'll be at RuneFest
c Playing the Halloween update
d Trick or Treating
e Watching scary movies

f. Taking a midterm

I CHOSE F FOR "F+*#IN CARE ABOUT EDUCATION"

Andoran

>Read Problem Sleuth.

(Edit: This is still just a command to me. Please disregard.)

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