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FAWTL refugee thread


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Andoran

I know they let people play video games on their computers (for an hour, like everyone else).

Andoran

Naked video games. What was it, Automobile Theft Reno, Nevada II?

Andoran

That was me being technologically illiterate.

Andoran

NO ONE STEAL THIS:

You know how in Buffy there's Olaf the Troll God (Trolls for the Troll God!)?

Well, he shares several DISTICNT SIMILARITYES with Alternian trolls. Horns, gray skin, says "puny receptacle" instead of "dumpster," is violent, and has special powers. Also, an ancient uber-powerful weapon.

EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO MSPA>

Andoran

Anyway, I've got a screencap of Olaf saying "Puny receptacle!" on my computer.

Andoran

I'm going to use it as my avatar on the MSPA forums if all goes according to plan. I'll have to alter something about it, though.

Andoran

I'll probably simply make his horns candy-corn coloured.

Andoran

Wow I really f~&#ed up those dashes in that last post.

Andoran

Sorry for the pause in blitzing.

Andoran

There was a guy getting stuff from the hold shelf next to me.

Andoran

I could totally see the media being all like, "Kids these days are actually ENCOURAGED to talk about inanities for as long as possible, as seen on several VIOLENT ROLE-PLAYING GAME 4UMS."

Andoran

(Swidt? I switched out "for" with "4" in "forums" to connote 4CHAN. I am a stealth ninja.)

Andoran

(Swidt with the stealth ninja?)

Andoran

(Swidt with the continued use of an acronym of my own creation, for something people don't say on account of not wanting to look like they're flaunting their cleverness?)

Andoran

(Swidt with not actually explaining what the acronym means? SO HILARIOUS>)

Andoran

(Okay, since the guy at the market said I seemed like a nice guy, I'll tell you all. But REMEMBER IT THIS TIME>)

Andoran

So when I was riding home a few days ago (a week?) I stopped at the market (it's actually a convenience store, but WHATEVS).

Andoran

There's this old Jew with dark skin. I ask him for a monthly bus pass. He asks if I can pay cash. I say no. He asks how much cash I have. I tell him I have thirteen bucks. He says no, keep your money.

Andoran

(Wait see what I did there with the racist terms? SO RACIST> I"M A CRAZY RACIST NOW>)

Andoran

So I get out my Visa, but I say I can come back later. So he's like, no, you can have it now. The problem, he says, is that he doesn't get any money from the transaction - it goes straight to the county - but he still has to pay for the Visa use. (Actually he says this part earlier.)

Andoran

But he says that since he knows I'm a nice guy ("But I can tell you're a nice guy."), I can pay with the Visa. So I do so, and thank him, and go on my merry way.

Andoran

So if someone ever asks me about myself, I'll tell them I'm a nice guy.

Andoran

By the way: I don't actually think he is a Jew. I'm horrible at differentiating "races" (WOW JUST GOT EMVEN MORE RACIST YOU RACIST PASTERD).

Andoran

By the way: I've been stopping there every other day or so since then and buying something. I'll probably stop when this ten dollar bill runs out?

Andoran

He's a good salesman, using GUILD to make me buy more. And also calling me a nice guy, and then me knowing that if I skip town without calling in my debts (wow these idioms are f#**ing my s%+* up) I will have proven him wrong.

Andoran

My posts are getting too long and thought-out.

Andoran

It's time for it to end!

Andoran

Back to my original point:

Andoran

I am blitzing on a defunct-necro-necro-necroed FaWTLspawn thread. I HAVE JUST TURNED IT up tto ELEVEN AND DAM I STOP KEEP HITTING THE CAPS LOC) OR MAYBE JUST JUMPED THE CHARK BUT WHATEVS>

Andoran

I got up at five this morning.

Andoran

Actually, wait no.

Andoran

Restart.

Andoran

Wait I'm losing my writing style.

Andoran

DEM U PIAZO!

Andoran

^Shut up. Just - just shut up.

Andoran

Restart again:

Andoran

So last night I went to sleep around 22:30.

Andoran

I got up at five.

Andoran

For breakfast I had a slice of applesauce cake and a bit of coffee.

Andoran

Then I realised I was late and ponderously began the half-mile ride to the bus stop.

Andoran

I preceded the bus by about thirty seconds.

Andoran

When I got off at 7:49, I had to hurry and lock up my bike and get to my first class at 8:00.

Andoran

During my 11:00 and 12:00 classes, I ate my lunch: first a sandwich and then another piece of applesauce cake (It's healthy! I'm young! Shut up!)

Andoran

After my last class had finished at 1:50, I went to the university library and drank a root beer.

Andoran

Around five (+/- 30 minutes) I rode my bike here, to the county library, where I could watch stuff on the internet with privacy (guttermind) and see if they had Nic Cage movies.

Andoran

I get to eat at 19:00 (American Dream pizza), but not before another bike ride back to campus (it's a quarter mile or two?).

Andoran

I've been craving food pretty much all day.

Andoran

Currently listening to this.

Andoran

Probably the best album, even if it doesn't have MeGaLoVaNiA on it.

Andoran

It probably only seems good to me, however, because I associate the music with different comics in MSPA.

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