Gark the Goblin |
Gark the Goblin wrote:How's everyone lately?** spoiler omitted **Well, Gark since you ask:
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I am doing fine, writing and riding. Reading. Rating?
Apparently my great-uncle and great-aunt aren't letting my great-grandma spend her money. So that's not so good.
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Doodlebug Anklebiter |
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I am saddened to have to report the death of Tramora III Peasantsbane.
We should have noticed the change, but we didn't. After getting geas-ed into not being able to kill peasants anymore, Tramora had lost the will to live.
After a particularly bad patch of adventuring in which he contracted mummy rot and had his Strength and Con seriously depeleted by a leech swarm (at least he didn't get kissed by a vargouille, like Dok!), Tramora decided to snuff it and committed suicide-by-girallon flesh golem.
Lodi Carene's player hilariously improv'd Tramora in the afterlife:
He awoke surrounded by polite, overall-wearing yokels who talked of nothing but the weather and the price of wheat. Every time Tramora tried to hit one, his hand would pass through the grinning, toothless farmer.
He screamed while, on high, Asmodeus smiled.
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
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In other news, I haven't been fired yet, so I suppose it's safe:
So I went over. It was a big box, one of many that some rich kid was using to ship his stuff to (or from) college. It had obviously been used before, and there was a large split down one of the seams. I got closer and one of my guys is pointing inside the hole, saying, "Doodlebug, look in there!"
So, I look. And inside I see a tupperware container with...rolling papers...and glass pipes...and...yup, a 1/2 oz. of primo headies!!!
"You know" says the first guy, "We could..."
"No," I said.
"What if we just..." starts the second guy.
"No, I said," I said.
"But what could he possibly do? Call up and complain?" asks the third guy.
"I said No! How would you like it if you shipped your weed through UPS and somebody stole it?"
"I wouldn't be stupid enough to ship my weed through UPS," he answers. Smart-ass.
"Shut up and get back to work!" Maybe I should consider a position in management?
Anyway, it turned out the box was headed to my truck, so I took the box and taped it up and sent it on its way. But not before slipping in a note that read:
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
Nooooooooooo, not Tramora!
Is the Black Goblin gonna create a new character, or are we looking at Tramora IV: Die Hard 3?
I'm sure there will be another Tramora some day, but next up he's making an elven magus. I have no idea what a magus does.
I'm going to try to convince him to make Tramora as a PFS character.
Orthos |
I have no idea what a magus does.
Casts arcane spells and swings swords. Kind of like an EK, but only gets 6th level spells and doesn't have the full utility of a wizard. If he's an elf he might use the spell dancer archetype which gets a mini-haste ability he can use pretty frequently, so there's that.
Celestial Healer |
In other news, I haven't been fired yet, so I suppose it's safe:
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Adorable Fuzzball |
Things go well enough. I've not contemplated a ritual sacrifice to the Great Old Ones in ... days!! Although my mind seems to be slipping a bit, so perhaps an overconfident burglar will break in, succumb to the feline-induced "circle of awwww" ... and wind up in the stew pot. ^__^
Mew! *rolls and bats at string*
Gark the Goblin |
Turin the Mad wrote:Things go well enough. I've not contemplated a ritual sacrifice to the Great Old Ones in ... days!! Although my mind seems to be slipping a bit, so perhaps an overconfident burglar will break in, succumb to the feline-induced "circle of awwww" ... and wind up in the stew pot. ^__^Mew! *rolls and bats at string*
This reminds me: We have a new cat, it is white, sometimes it meows.
Also:
Scintillae |
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Adorable Fuzzball wrote:Turin the Mad wrote:Things go well enough. I've not contemplated a ritual sacrifice to the Great Old Ones in ... days!! Although my mind seems to be slipping a bit, so perhaps an overconfident burglar will break in, succumb to the feline-induced "circle of awwww" ... and wind up in the stew pot. ^__^Mew! *rolls and bats at string*This reminds me: We have a new cat, it is white, sometimes it meows.
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...You made me go and check the site.
Freehold DM |
Adorable Fuzzball wrote:Turin the Mad wrote:Things go well enough. I've not contemplated a ritual sacrifice to the Great Old Ones in ... days!! Although my mind seems to be slipping a bit, so perhaps an overconfident burglar will break in, succumb to the feline-induced "circle of awwww" ... and wind up in the stew pot. ^__^Mew! *rolls and bats at string*This reminds me: We have a new cat, it is white, sometimes it meows.
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That webcomic makes no sense to me whatsoever. Everyone was cosplaying it at Otakon, I felt so confused..I guess it's how everyone else feels when I geek out over Gundam cosplayers.
Scintillae |
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Gark the Goblin wrote:That webcomic makes no sense to me whatsoever. Everyone was cosplaying it at Otakon, I felt so confused..I guess it's how everyone else feels when I geek out over Gundam cosplayers.Adorable Fuzzball wrote:Turin the Mad wrote:Things go well enough. I've not contemplated a ritual sacrifice to the Great Old Ones in ... days!! Although my mind seems to be slipping a bit, so perhaps an overconfident burglar will break in, succumb to the feline-induced "circle of awwww" ... and wind up in the stew pot. ^__^Mew! *rolls and bats at string*This reminds me: We have a new cat, it is white, sometimes it meows.
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No, it's how everyone else feels when you say you hate anything by Whedon. =)
Freehold DM |
Freehold DM wrote:No, it's how everyone else feels when you say you hate anything by Whedon. =)Gark the Goblin wrote:That webcomic makes no sense to me whatsoever. Everyone was cosplaying it at Otakon, I felt so confused..I guess it's how everyone else feels when I geek out over Gundam cosplayers.Adorable Fuzzball wrote:Turin the Mad wrote:Things go well enough. I've not contemplated a ritual sacrifice to the Great Old Ones in ... days!! Although my mind seems to be slipping a bit, so perhaps an overconfident burglar will break in, succumb to the feline-induced "circle of awwww" ... and wind up in the stew pot. ^__^Mew! *rolls and bats at string*This reminds me: We have a new cat, it is white, sometimes it meows.
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:-P
Mecharagezilla |
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:catches thrown objects these should go a long way towards funding my Haterade (tm) factories. Thanks for supporting the cause, doodlebug!Get out of here, Whedon-hater!
[Throws things at FHDM]
*opens docking bay*
COORDINATES PREPARED. RETURNING TO PRODUCTION FACILITY EPSILON? Y/N
Freehold DM |
Y. Also, see about building a thank you statue for that lovely goblin fellow.
Freehold DM wrote:Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:catches thrown objects these should go a long way towards funding my Haterade (tm) factories. Thanks for supporting the cause, doodlebug!Get out of here, Whedon-hater!
[Throws things at FHDM]
*opens docking bay*
COORDINATES PREPARED. RETURNING TO PRODUCTION FACILITY EPSILON? Y/N
Mecharagezilla |
Mecharagezilla wrote:Y. Also, see about building a thank you statue for that lovely goblin fellow.Freehold DM wrote:Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:catches thrown objects these should go a long way towards funding my Haterade (tm) factories. Thanks for supporting the cause, doodlebug!Get out of here, Whedon-hater!
[Throws things at FHDM]
*opens docking bay*
COORDINATES PREPARED. RETURNING TO PRODUCTION FACILITY EPSILON? Y/N
AFFIRMATIVE.
*Blastoff!*
psionichamster |
psionichamster wrote:Kickstarter is the devil, mostly because awesome things I want to see happen (Shadowrun Returns, PF Online, Reaper Bones, Nuka Break, etc) keep getting added and deserving my money.Have you seen this one?
You are a bad person.
:)
Had to back it.
Orthos |
Plagiarism? Like people removing the link to the original post, or posting art without attribution/permission? Yeah, that's kinda s~$~ty. Everyone always yells at the person who did it. From what I've seen.
I've seen the opposite, anyone who points out "this is stolen" gets drowned in the cacophony of voices saying "wow that's really good work".
Gark the Goblin |
You are "obviously" hnging around the wrong sections of tumblr.
I dunno, I haven't been on in a while, but the people I followed were generally pretty cool people. Tumblr is making a s#+%load of Teens (TM) get into art and comedy and writing, and I think that is a good thing. Even if some of them are shallow or ungrammatical.