You just had to throw this up here.
Speaking of throwing up....Splooorch.
Alas, it's been too long since I knelt before his porcelain throne and made an offering onto him, VomitGuy.
{raises a Dark & Stormy} Here's to you, VG.
Starts picking through the chunks.
UUUURRRPP!
Nope. No chunks.
Just can't match the master.
Forsaking his crown of porcelain,
The mysterious being known only as Vomit Guy,
Wanders the threads of Paizo,
Searching, nay splurching.
But splurching for what?
The ancient tomes tell of this,
If one but learns to read,
Some may call it wisdom,
But only one knows the recipe.
sniff
I promised myself I wouldn't get all emotional, but I just can't help myself. To see such an outpouring of affection just makes me want to....
....
*waits excitedly with bucket, to capture said wisdom*
Yay! This one's still chunky!
Rats! Wisdom is always in some foreign tongue. Maybe we can get Puddle to translate it?
Rats! Wisdom is always in some foreign tongue. Maybe we can get Puddle to translate it?
You need only to let the vomit dry at the bottom of your teacup. Bask in the fumes while it does. Then you shall understand.
An open letter to my fellow Paizonians,
My dear fellows, allow me to express my fondest gratitude at this, your deeply moving expression of affection for my own earnest commentary. I am both humbled and honored by this impassioned support for my dogmatic endeavor to present a somewhat indelicate bodily function in a way that is both humorous and elucidative. Your encouragement, heedless of any resulting social awkwardness or negative judgment, brings no small measure of hope to me. I can only pray that I remain worthy of your sincere approbation, and I remain your most undeserving servant,
Vomit Guy
He hath spoken!
And he can write!
All hail VG!
I do, indeed, strive to be as coherently verbose as is possible in many of my communications. It is an idiosyncracy from which I most gleefully suffer.
I do, indeed, strive to be as coherently verbose as is possible in many of my communications. It is an idiosyncracy from which I most gleefully suffer.
** spoiler omitted **
Are you sure you meant
Oh yes, my good man, quite sure. The subtle nuances of ejecting the contents of ones stomach through involuntary spasmodic movements, are a science to which I have devoted countless hours of study.
Ooh, I'd like to try it:
That was kinda close.
Never surrender your dreams young lad. Continue in your attempts, and you shall succeed.
OOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPH!
Here! I can help!
Now maybe he'll really throw up. Just tryin' to help him bridge the gap. :)
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I think Celestial Healer is watching me.
This morning, about twenty minutes before this thread started, I channeled Vomit Guy in a celebratory outpouring.
Okay, it wasn't so celebratory. It was kinda gross.
I feel better now.
Ah. Nothing like an unexpected visit from Vomit Guy after a night of eating spoiled seafood...
Mmmm....spoiled seafood.
I threw up in my mouth a little...Here! I can help!
** spoiler omitted **
Now maybe he'll really throw up. Just tryin' to help him bridge the gap. :)
We can build on that.
Maybe if we found you some really disgusting pictures on the interweb thing you can achieve a full hurl.