The Vicar of Vomit wrote: BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF
You missed a spot, Janitor.
*turn mop mop mop*
Mornin' fellahs. 'Nother rough night eh?
Almighty Janitor wrote: The Vicar of Vomit wrote: BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF
You missed a spot, Janitor.
*turn mop mop mop*
Mornin' fellahs. 'Nother rough night eh? Troll threads tend to do that to one's stomach.
BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!!!
RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!!!
Ayup.
*mop mop mop*
*teleports bucket for a fresh bucket*
*mop mop mop*
Looks like you're gonna need a bigger bucket.....
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HOOOOOORRRRRK!
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'ey there big guy.
*mop mop mop*
*pushes button on wall, floor drains activate*
VWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORP
*mop mop mop*
Ours is a symbiotic relationship, my friend.
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
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Vomit Guy wrote: Ours is a symbiotic relationship, my friend. Ayup.
Lift yer feet, bringin' in th' hose.
Again two weeks without vomit.
Who cleaned the f-ckin' floors?!!!!
I fix this right now!
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*wipes chin*
Duke of Disgorge wrote: Who cleaned the f-ckin' floors?!!!! That'd be me. *lifts nametag badge saying "Jake"* Mornin' folks.
*mop mop mop*
Wow, there sure is some nasty spewage out there. Who'd have thought that a couple of states could draw the hate of such a%&@~#@s.....
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
That's politics for ya, big guy. Th' devil's business. Y'know what they say. "Poli" from th' Latin fer "many"; "tics" as in "blood-suckin' vermin".
*mop mop mop*
Those threads are good for business!
BLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!
It's too clean.....
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
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HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
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YAAAAAAAAAAAK!
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HOOOOOORRRRRK!
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Damn, I feel a little woozy....
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*mop mop mop*
Mornin' big guy. Summer pollen gettin' to yer gut?
Where is my gut, anyway?
BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!!!
Oh there it is. Janitor, don't throw that away. I could need it.
*fetches the object with a hooked pole* Here ya go faddah.
I sense a great disturbance in the SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
As if thousands of voices were about to cry out in joy, but were suddenly....
....BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
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HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
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ORRRRRRRFFFF!
*adjusts waders and boots, trudges over to the wall, pulls lever to open floor drains*
I think I found your Theme Song.
I drank too much of the water in Wyoming.
FFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Welcome home yer grace. *mop mop mop*
Almighty Janitor wrote: *adjusts waders and boots, trudges over to the wall, pulls lever to open floor drains* Well, that just defeats the purpose of this thread.
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Gotter keep 'er empty else yer fellahs'll run outta floor space.
BBBBBLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF
THIS HAS BEEN AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
That's the kind of announcement that leaves you wanting more!
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SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!!
I'll match ya..,
1,
2,
3,
BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
It's almost like people don't need us anymore. All they have to do is flip on the TV this time of year and see all the vomit they can handle. Frickin' political ads.
Here's for old times.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!!!!
Eeeeeeeeyup.
*mop mop mop*
Election Day makes me vomit.
RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH!
...with corn and peas.
And Lo, Let there be Vomit!
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YAAAAAAAAAAAK!
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HOOOOOORRRRRK!
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Ugh! And I just got finished cleaning these shoes.
Oof! I'm so full I could....
.....SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
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Well done, O Vomitorious One! You have made room for more feasting!
Let us follow in your footsteps...
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Duke of Disgorge wrote: .... You took the words right out of my m--
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
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WTF? Where did the month go?
SPLOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
Right down th' drain, Boss.
*mop mop mop*
*FLUSSSSSSSSHH*
Such a shame for it to go down the drain. Better to go all over the floor. And the walls, ceiling, furniture...
I feel more needed than ever.....
BLAAAAARRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUUURRRRLLLL!!
CHUUUUUUFFF!
GLUUUUUUUURRRRRG!!!
There is just some b@~~!*$% that can't be unseen....
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YAAAAAAAAAAAK!
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Eloquently stated!
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I HAVE AWOKEN!!!
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YAAAAAAAAAAAK!
One time I ate a cup of pears and B-B-B-BLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRFED out peaches.
It's been a while since I barfed on this thread.
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Today, I'm feeling a bit more stylish....
YOOOOORRRRRPPPPHHH!!
Job interviews....
HHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLL
I hope it flies well.
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