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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLPH!


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!


BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPH!


GAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH...


Soooo many troll threads.....

....HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRK!!


Vomit Guy wrote:

Soooo many troll threads.....

....HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRK!!

Stay away from them and you won't rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllffffffffff!


Why would I want to not.....

.....BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!


Ah, I understand now. Puking on Trolls.

Gggggguuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggglllleeeeeee


bump

Excuse me.

BBBBBbbbbbbbbblllllllllloooooooooorrrrrrrrrffffffffffff


It rings true as much today as ever.

BLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPH!


HOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRK!!!


Damn, have I been busy......

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

Dark Archive

...

You appear to be ill. Your stomach is not in Order. Seek a physician and cease this public disorderliness. It smells like AM BARBARIAN in here.


Pukes on Hellknight

BBBBBBOOOOOOORRRRRRCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!

Sorry about that, do you need a moist towel?

Dark Archive

Hurm. No, citizen, the armor is treated to resist acids. Thank you.

If your stomach remains in turmoil, I could Smite the Chaos from you if you wish.


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Ah piss off. We all...

SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTCH!!

...around here. It's what we do.

Dark Archive

Your permits appear to be in order. However, I cannot join you. The armor does not permit vomiting.


Permits? We don't need no stinking permits......

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!!

Dark Archive

...

And the permits do, now, in fact, stink.

I'm going to leave now.


AM HELLKNIGHT wrote:
Your permits appear to be in order. However, I cannot join you. The armor does not permit vomiting.

What would happen? Would it get trapped in there like if you threw up in an astronaut helmet? Would you drown?

That would be dying in the name of Vomit Guy, and your soul would know eternal regurgitative bliss.

We should all be so lucky.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!!


Just because this week really deserves it.....

.....SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


I know, It's been a while. And we are slipping to the bottom of the list. Time to fix that.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFF FF!!!!!!!


Merry SPLOOOORRRTCH! and Happy New YAAAK!


Eight days without puke? That's gotta change. Happy New Year!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooolllllllllllllfffffffffffffff!!!!!


What can I say? I've been very...

....BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFF!!!


I think Skyrim has cured me of my projectile vomiting. I can go on dates again.


Duke of Disgorge wrote:
......cured me of my projectile vomiting.

You poor bastard.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!


Vomit Guy wrote:
Duke of Disgorge wrote:
......cured me of my projectile vomiting.

You poor bastard.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

I was wrong.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!


Too chunky didn't read.

Wouldn't vomit guy have be a hurler /invomitable rager barbarian with the raging vitality feat to get the save dc against his vomit higher when raging a giant maggots is constitution based.


The answer is....

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


Since it seems to be going around.....

....SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!


Spread the Churning, O Vomitous One!

BLAAAAAAARRRRFFFFF!


Because someone, somewhere actually asked for it....

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


BARG!

What the f---! I can spew harder than that...


Three weeks without a fresh pile of puke? That's gotta change.


SSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRrrrRROOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hmmmm....agreed. Things were way too quiet.....

.....SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!


BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!


Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Campaign Setting, Roleplaying Game, Tales Subscriber

what's all this then?


This, my good man, is a celebration of all things SPLOORTCHity.

SPLOOOOORRRRTCH!


SSSSSPPLLLLLLLAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRR-GHH!

I'm in bed sick with the B-B-B-BBBLLLLAAAAAAAAARRRFF-F-S.


I'm beginning to suspect I'll be much needed in not-too-distant future....

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!


Oooo, I just found my new PrC!

BLOOOOOOOOORF!


Seriously, I'd appreciate a warning before reading posts threads like that...

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


Ooooooo......I don't think lunch agreed with me.

SPLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!


Bacon?


Again, no puke for ten days. I will correct this now!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHO DARES AWAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER???? WHO DARES INVOKE THE WRATH OF....

...Oh! It's you. Howdy. Nice weather we're having.

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLL!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPH!

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!

Sczarni

*mop mop mop*


BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF

You missed a spot, Janitor.


*is the only clean thing in the thread*

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