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Chaos Is Currently Ruling. Please Stand By.


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Andoran

CHOAAS ROOLZ!!! CHOAS RULZ! CHOAS RULES! CHOSA ROOLS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!! CHOAS ROOLZ! COME, MY FELLOW CHOAS-LOVVERS, AND REJOICE IN TEH ROOLZ OF CHOAS!!!!


Era puddles alloted? Hime ham quit choatik.

Andoran

Puddle wrote:
Era puddles alloted? Hime ham quit choatik.

FOR JUST THIS ONCE, ALL KAORTIC ENTITIES WILL BE ALLOWED BY THE SLAADIE! WE MUST REJOISE IN OUR NEWFOUND ERA! AND EMBRACE IT AND HOPE IT DOESN'T GO AWAY VERY SOON! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!


You really shouldn't take advantage of Mr. Tweeter's absence.
Ah, what the heck...
CHOAS ROOLZ!!!

Qadira

The wild magic of the boards has returned me to life! Yay!

Andoran

CHOAS ROOLZ!!!


Chaos != Rules.

So, Chaos cannot rule... by definition.

Ouch, my head hurtz.


Hlblblbglglblhl!!!


Little Caesar Dretching wrote:
The wild magic of the boards has returned me to life! Yay!

Zap!

It looks lahk the "wild magic" of the boards has also killed you again.


taig wrote:
Hlblblbglglblhl!!!

That is obscene!

Andoran

Tensor wrote:

Chaos != Rules.

So, Chaos cannot rule... by definition.

Ouch, my head hurtz.

IT APPEARS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF CHAOS. LET ME ENLIGHTEN YOU. CASTS TRUE STRIKE, THEN DISINTEGRATE WITH A WAND.

FEEL ENLIGHTENED YET?


taig wrote:
Hlblblbglglblhl!!!

JKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKLJKL!WO JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJMKLFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMQJIOWNFIO QASIOJAIOHDL;;,LZKL;JIOWHDHIO28IKJH8OLKHSDA;LHIOEHLHFH!!!!

Andoran

Hmm. This isn't very chaotic. Time for...
A DIRE SEAL!!!


Which is stronger, Chaos or Law?

Andoran

QUARKS!!!


Fruit Slaad wrote:
QUARKS!!!

there you go again. Quarks are servants of Law.

Andoran

Tensor wrote:

Which is stronger, Chaos or Law?

CHAOS IS ULTIMATELY SUPERIOR TO LAW. THE VERY BASIS OF THE MULTIVERSE IS, BY DEFINITION, UNDEFINABLE AND RANDOM. LAW WILL ALWAYS EVENTUALLY REVERT TO CHAOS, WHILE CHAOS TAKES EFFORT TO FORM INTO LAW. PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE LAZY AND UNWILLING TO EXPEND AT LEAST SOME EFFORT, SO THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONQUER CHAOS. THE PRIMAL MAELSTROM, THE BASIS OF REALITY, WILL EVENTUALLY REIGN AGAIN.

Andoran

Tensor wrote:
Fruit Slaad wrote:
QUARKS!!!

there you go again. Quarks are servants of Law.

ARE NOT!!!

Andoran

Brétigny-sur-Orge!!!

Andoran

GORDON V. GOERTZ!!!

Andoran

BRAZILWOOD!!!

Andoran

FLAG!!!

Andoran

HELLO? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER SLAADI?

Shadow Lodge

Tensor wrote:

Which is stronger, Chaos or Law?

Chaos is life as well as death. Chaos is existence as well as destruction. It is all that is and has been and will be and all they are not. So long as there is, there will be those that break from the pattern. Even in Nirvana, the Plane of Order, are there not those that go rogue and sever themselves from the hierarchy? In Limbo there are those that bring order from within chaos, but such is the nature of chaos - to be at all times opposed to even itself. Such is not the nature of Order - Order demands organization, structure, limits; such things any form of existence will break in time. The only true Order, the only absolute and complete Order, is Oblivion.

Andoran

Orthos wrote:
Tensor wrote:
Which is stronger, Chaos or Law?
Chaos is life as well as death. Chaos is existence as well as destruction. It is all that is and has been and will be and all they are not. So long as there is, there will be those that break from the pattern. Even in Nirvana, the Plane of Order, are there not those that go rogue and sever themselves from the hierarchy? In Limbo there are those that bring order from within chaos, but such is the nature of chaos - to be at all times opposed to even itself. Such is not the nature of Order - Order demands organization, structure, limits; such things any form of existence will break in time. The only true Order, the only absolute and complete Order, is Oblivion.

ELOQUENTLY PUT.

Andoran

I think I need to restate this:
CHOAS ROOLZ!!!


Tensor wrote:
taig wrote:
Hlblblbglglblhl!!!

That is obscene!

<Extrudes a pseudopod>


taig wrote:
Tensor wrote:
taig wrote:
Hlblblbglglblhl!!!

That is obscene!

<Extrudes a pseudopod>

Iss itt teh thrid won inn uh secwens off fife?

Shadow Lodge

WE wiLl reJeCt yOur REaLiTY and INserT oUr OWN

Andoran

Orthos wrote:
WE wiLl reJeCt yOur REaLiTY and INserT oUr OWN

Will your and our we reject own reality.


YEEEESSSSSSSSS.


Puddle wrote:
taig wrote:
Tensor wrote:
taig wrote:
Hlblblbglglblhl!!!

That is obscene!

<Extrudes a pseudopod>

Iss itt teh thrid won inn uh secwens off fife?

Hlrph?

<Touches Puddle with another pseudopod>


Maelstrom Taig wrote:
Puddle wrote:
taig wrote:
Tensor wrote:
taig wrote:
Hlblblbglglblhl!!!

That is obscene!

<Extrudes a pseudopod>

Iss itt teh thrid won inn uh secwens off fife?

Hlrph?

<Touches Puddle with another pseudopod>

Phums teh gabbling muffler.


I AM CAESAR!


I AM CAESAR!


CAESAR I AM!


Make sure to pillage before you burn.


edlknjdav;d; bLK aiysahxu vaCFZU OEIVWEIHRQ83409HYQWJASLD;N FAO;SE IR Ojnk>n>??J ?lk<<k pmi!u@ )!!!!


Free User 9-12-17-088 wrote:
edlknjdav;d; bLK aiysahxu vaCFZU OEIVWEIHRQ83409HYQWJASLD;N FAO;SE IR Ojnk>n>??J ?lk<<k pmi!u@ )!!!!

If you like to gamble, I tell you I have a plan. The only card I need is the Ace of Spades... the Ace of Spades.

Pushing up the ante, I know you have got to see me. Read 'em and weap the dead man's hand.
and, don't forget the Joker!

The only thing you see, you know its going to be, the Ace of Spades... the Ace of Spades.
Gambling is my booze, but that is the way I like it. I don't want to live forever.


Puddle wrote:
Phums teh gabbling muffler.

SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!

<Impregnates Puddle with raw stuff of chaos>


Orthos wrote:
Tensor wrote:

Which is stronger, Chaos or Law?

Chaos is life as well as death. Chaos is existence as well as destruction. It is all that is and has been and will be and all they are not. So long as there is, there will be those that break from the pattern. Even in Nirvana, the Plane of Order, are there not those that go rogue and sever themselves from the hierarchy? In Limbo there are those that bring order from within chaos, but such is the nature of chaos - to be at all times opposed to even itself. Such is not the nature of Order - Order demands organization, structure, limits; such things any form of existence will break in time. The only true Order, the only absolute and complete Order, is Oblivion.

You forgot to mention that law, the order we think we see in the universe, is merely our personal lens for viewing the chaos that is life and existence. We're unable to actually comprehend and pay attention to everything, and to make it easier, we sort things mentally, associating things together based on things they happen to have in common. Law and order are merely social and cultural constructs.


This seems like the right thread for psycho murderer on the loose in Washington state.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/19/washington.escaped.killer/index.html


My nemi nemi, oh my nemi nemi nemi, my nemi nemi, oh my meni nemi nemi...


Fruit Slaad wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Tensor wrote:
Which is stronger, Chaos or Law?
Chaos is life as well as death. Chaos is existence as well as destruction. It is all that is and has been and will be and all they are not. So long as there is, there will be those that break from the pattern. Even in Nirvana, the Plane of Order, are there not those that go rogue and sever themselves from the hierarchy? In Limbo there are those that bring order from within chaos, but such is the nature of chaos - to be at all times opposed to even itself. Such is not the nature of Order - Order demands organization, structure, limits; such things any form of existence will break in time. The only true Order, the only absolute and complete Order, is Oblivion.
ELOQUENTLY PUT.

Nothingness, void - is pure law. And, it will last forever.

Chaos exists inside the bounds of Law. It can be no other way.


Tensor wrote:

Nothingness, void - is pure law. And, it will last forever.

Chaos exists inside the bounds of Law. It can be no other way.

Of course, but why do cats roll watermelons out of lakes?


Free User 9-12-17-088 wrote:
Of course, but why do cats roll watermelons out of lakes?

to decrease Entropy.


Tensor wrote:

Nothingness, void - is pure law. And, it will last forever.

Chaos exists inside the bounds of Law. It can be no other way.

A paradox! A paradox! A most ingenious paradox!

AHA-aha-AHA-aha-AHA! A MOST IN-GEN-IOUS PAR-AR-A-DOX!!!

Andoran

ALL HAIL OUR UNEMPYRE!!!


Tensor wrote:

Nothingness, void - is pure law. And, it will last forever.

Chaos exists inside the bounds of Law. It can be no other way.

Allow me to explain it this way...

*implants slaad spawn in Tensor*

You might also want to see this.


Tensor wrote:
Fruit Slaad wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Tensor wrote:
Which is stronger, Chaos or Law?
Chaos is life as well as death. Chaos is existence as well as destruction. It is all that is and has been and will be and all they are not. So long as there is, there will be those that break from the pattern. Even in Nirvana, the Plane of Order, are there not those that go rogue and sever themselves from the hierarchy? In Limbo there are those that bring order from within chaos, but such is the nature of chaos - to be at all times opposed to even itself. Such is not the nature of Order - Order demands organization, structure, limits; such things any form of existence will break in time. The only true Order, the only absolute and complete Order, is Oblivion.
ELOQUENTLY PUT.

Nothingness, void - is pure law. And, it will last forever.

Chaos exists inside the bounds of Law. It can be no other way.

Actually, the moment that anything is created in that void, it is no longer a void, and thus your little idea that pure law will last forever, and that chaos exists within the bounds of law, is at least by my reasoning, flawed. Chaos outright destroys order by its very existence.

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