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I can't help but wonder if Heathansson is the son of a heathan, or if Heathanss is On, if he is Heathan's son ?

I guess I'll just have to keep on wondering.

Andoran

In this case, the riddle is infinitely more interesting than the truth.

Andoran

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Indeed, I doubt he'll ever tell. The same as I like to watch people guess where I got my tag from.


I reckin'


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Indeed, I doubt he'll ever tell. The same as I like to watch people guess where I got my tag from.

Something to do with three guy monogamous relationship?

Andoran

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

That...was an....interesting interpretation. Also wrong.


My other guess was a diet supplement but that didn't seem to fit.

Reason for last guess.

Paizo Employee Developer

I think I know! But I also know Heathy's real name. Ah, the wonders of Facebook.

Paizo Employee Developer

TriOmegaZero wrote:
Indeed, I doubt he'll ever tell. The same as I like to watch people guess where I got my tag from.

Because TriOmegaClassic has too many calories?

Andoran

YES but, that's not my Elfquest Soulname.

Paizo Employee Developer

A'yup.

Andoran

Daigle wrote:
A'yup.

Boy howdy.


Actually, the answer was posted some time back.

Someone's a n00b!

Silver Crusade

CourtFool wrote:

Actually, the answer was posted some time back.

Someone's a n00b!

Mmmhmmm. I know, and I don't even have Heathy on Facebook.


That's because I chew on books! And EAT faces!


Heathanssson wrote:
That's because I chew on books! And EAT faces!

Lighten up, Francis.


Francis -- there's another fine fellow who should join our sett.


CourtFool wrote:
Lighten up, Francis.

"I'm not 'Francis' -- call me Chainsaw!" --Summer School

"The name is Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill ya." --Stripes

Andoran

My good friend was bummed out when he came to the realization that "facebook" had absolutly nothing to do with the Niecrownomicon from Evil Dead.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Heathansson is clearly an anagram for:

A hash sonnet.

Didn't I actually create a sonnet about hash last time this occured to me? I do hope that's buried away forever in archives.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Heathanssson wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Lighten up, Francis.

"I'm not 'Francis' -- call me Chainsaw!" --Summer School

"The name is Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill ya." --Stripes

I wonder who will finish this filmic triumvirate? We need another touchy guy named Francis.


Heathansson wrote:
In this case, the riddle is infinitely more interesting than the truth.

Your pappy was Icelandic? {eyes widen in childlike wonderment} Are you part winter wolf? That'd be so k3wl!!11!

Andoran Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

The Jade wrote:
Heathanssson wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Lighten up, Francis.

"I'm not 'Francis' -- call me Chainsaw!" --Summer School

"The name is Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill ya." --Stripes
I wonder who will finish this filmic triumvirate? We need another touchy guy named Francis.

I work with one. I'll try to remember to bring my video camera.

Edit: So what is the story with Heathansson's name?

Silver Crusade

Ha! I just remembered the last time this came up, a couple of years ago, my first guess was that Heathy's real name was Heat Hansson and he's a porn star.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
taig wrote:
The Jade wrote:
We need another touchy guy named Francis.

I work with one. I'll try to remember to bring my video camera.

Edit: So what is the story with Heathansson's name?

Really?! Tape him! :)

I am a sect member of the arcane order of He Who Must Be Shaggy. We know the secret of the name but will *die befoe we tell!

*But please don't torture me to test that last statement's veracity.

RPG Superstar 2012

The Jade wrote:
taig wrote:
The Jade wrote:
We need another touchy guy named Francis.

I work with one. I'll try to remember to bring my video camera.

Edit: So what is the story with Heathansson's name?

Really?! Tape him! :)

I am a sect member of the arcane order of He Who Must Be Shaggy. We know the secret of the name but will *die befoe we tell!

*But please don't torture me to test that last statement's veracity.

I guess I'll never find out. <Kicks dirt>

By the way, Dick Cheney is trying to kill you. -->Link


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taig wrote:

By the way, Dick Cheney is trying to kill you. -->Link

Ah, I missed that. Thanks, taig.

Sad report. :(

Silver Crusade

The Jade wrote:
taig wrote:

By the way, Dick Cheney is trying to kill you. -->Link

Ah, I missed that. Thanks, taig.

Sad report. :(

Fortunately for your sake he's a terrible shot.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:
Fortunately for your sake he's a terrible shot.

Tell that to Harry Whittington's birdshot face! ;)

Silver Crusade

The Jade wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Fortunately for your sake he's a terrible shot.
Tell that to Harry Whittington's birdshot face! ;)

Exactly! The pheasants themselves were never in any danger.

Silver Crusade

I've been searching the archives for that old thread where the explanation of Heathansson's tag was discussed, and I can't find it. I did find some hilarious Heathy moments in my search, though. I also found a post from early in 2007 where I insinuated I would sleep with the 9th president of the United States.

There's some crazy s+%% in those archives...


Celestial Healer wrote:
There's some crazy s~%# in those archives...

When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow.


CourtFool wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
There's some crazy s~%# in those archives...
When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow.

Make what? O.o


I dedicate

this song

to Heathansson:

Heathy, O Heathy! All hail the hairy beast!
Heathy, Our Heathy! His postings are a feast!
Boldest and mangiest, forth-giving every quip!
O Poster old and prodig'ous, you need a new flea dip!


clears throat loudly

Qadira

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
The Jade wrote:
Heathanssson wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Lighten up, Francis.

"I'm not 'Francis' -- call me Chainsaw!" --Summer School

"The name is Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill ya." --Stripes
I wonder who will finish this filmic triumvirate? We need another touchy guy named Francis.

How about this one?

"Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you."

-Frank Sinatra


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Patrick Curtin wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Heathanssson wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Lighten up, Francis.

"I'm not 'Francis' -- call me Chainsaw!" --Summer School

"The name is Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill ya." --Stripes
I wonder who will finish this filmic triumvirate? We need another touchy guy named Francis.

How about this one?

"Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you."

-Frank Sinatra

Close enough!


Pathfinder Tales Subscriber

Wow. Such a Texican tribute, and nothing...nada.

Andoran

Huh? Oh, thanks dude!
I'm kinda dain bramaged from being on call all week and having this cold.


Heathansson wrote:

Huh? Oh, thanks dude!

I'm kinda dain bramaged from being on call all week and having this cold.

Are you a Call Boy?

Andoran

I'm a Super Hero. I'm Stat Man.
I get the Stat Signal on my phone or my beeper and go do lung scans at 2 a.m.
(edit)
I'd be useless for the Mandingo thing. Too tired. Total waste of money.


Ok, so it is nothing like being a gigolo..


I'd get less calls than an accordian player.


Heathansson wrote:

Huh? Oh, thanks dude!

I'm dain bramaged.

Fixed now


Bill Lumberg wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Huh? Oh, thanks dude!

I'm dain bramaged.
Fixed now

I'm not working Saturday! Youkin kiss mah greeyits!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Campaign Setting, Cards, Companion, Maps, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Xabulba wrote:

My other guess was a diet supplement but that didn't seem to fit.

Reason for last guess.

Ha Ha!

And it's got were-woofs in it!

You sure you ain't been sending your true-life confessions to the editor of Saddle Sores and Cow-pokes magazine, Heathy?

Cheliax Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I have it on good authority that he's actually Vin Diesel, who everyone knows plays D&D, but wanted to come up with a clever message board name to hide his identity.

Unfortunately, he's as bad at coming up with clever message board names as he is at acting, and Heathansson was the result.

Sad, really.


Pathfinder Tales Subscriber

Where does Van Diesel live?

Chuck Norris lives in Dallas...

Andoran

Heh heh....I just picked up Dogg'n'Pony Show....
it would seem that Seb's onscreen name is

Spoiler:
Johann Sebastian Batch

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