I think that "Big dude in the shower" implied man-rape.
And we all know that dudes getting raped in the prison showers is not funny....
Hehehe. But for some reason it still makes me laugh.
Which is like the entire run of HBO's Oz. :P
Dude, you're like my next door neighbor :DThe only problem is finding a face to face group. Scottsdale (AZ) is probably the worst place in the world for a gamer to live.You're like the ultimate DM.
The most fun I ever had gaming was when my best friend was out of work for 6 months and we played Champions almost every night. He would write and prep all day.
Memories.
Alright, problem solved!
Some things don't below in public my son, and other things should be repressed completely.
You do relalize it's your birthday but I get higher billing, right? :/
~Begins playing banjo music.~Well awriiiiiiight.
My, you sure got purty lips.
BTW. How are you tonight Taig?
Does anyone else wonder if we could convince Lisa to send us free swag for our little Mini PaizoCon Myrtle Beach? :P
I'm doing OK. How about yourself?
Somehow, I don't see Lisa doing that. Unless you've got pictures. ;)
Sadly I must now begin work....
<Slinks away.>
Dude, you're like my next door neighbor :D
Shoot me an email.
frukathka [at] yahoo [dot] com
Haste! Haste! Haste!
*flees like heck!!*
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Which is like the entire run of HBO's Oz. :PI think that "Big dude in the shower" implied man-rape.
And we all know that dudes getting raped in the prison showers is not funny....
Hehehe. But for some reason it still makes me laugh.
If you think those are rough, you should've seen the deleted scenes from The Wizard of Oz. Man ,what Tin Woodsman put the Cowardly Lion through in that shower scene was brutal. :/
Some things don't below in public my son, and other things should be repressed completely.You do relalize it's your birthday but I get higher billing, right? :/
Somewhere, Mithras is sobbing. Terribly.
BTW. How are you tonight Taig?
Does anyone else wonder if we could convince Lisa to send us free swag for our little Mini PaizoCon Myrtle Beach? :P
I'm doing OK. How about yourself?
Somehow, I don't see Lisa doing that. Unless you've got pictures. ;)
Well, I've got a digital camera, so that shoudln't be a problem.
Dude, you're like my next door neighbor :DShoot me an email.
frukathka [at] yahoo [dot] com
Will do, eventually, heh.
BTW. How are you tonight Taig?
Does anyone else wonder if we could convince Lisa to send us free swag for our little Mini PaizoCon Myrtle Beach? :P
I'm doing OK. How about yourself?
Somehow, I don't see Lisa doing that. Unless you've got pictures. ;)
Uh....becareful what you ask him to do. Pictures? That's like ... evidence. :P
Sadly I must now begin work....
<Slinks away.>
Bye, Kruelaid. Fight the power! :)
Sadly I must now begin work....
<Slinks away.>
The red commies got him!
Will do, eventually, heh.Dude, you're like my next door neighbor :DShoot me an email.
frukathka [at] yahoo [dot] com
You can also find my email under this alas's profile page under the contact info.
If you think those are rough, you should've seen the deleted scenes from The Wizard of Oz. Man ,what Tin Woodsman put the Cowardly Lion through in that shower scene was brutal. :/
Which is like the entire run of HBO's Oz. :P
One wanted oil and the other wanted courage. Now I know why! Gorram editors!
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Uh....becareful what you ask him to do. Pictures? That's like ... evidence. :PBTW. How are you tonight Taig?
Does anyone else wonder if we could convince Lisa to send us free swag for our little Mini PaizoCon Myrtle Beach? :P
I'm doing OK. How about yourself?
Somehow, I don't see Lisa doing that. Unless you've got pictures. ;)
Yeah asking me to take pics can be dangerous, the ones we took last week were so hot they melted Solnes digital camera. ;)
Yeah asking me to take pics can be dangerous, the ones we took last week were so hot they melted Solnes digital camera. ;)
My camera is made from adamantine. So I don't think I have to worry about mine melting.
campfire post.
The ammount of struggling that a one year old does in the tub is in direct proportion to how dirty they are.
Same goes for a dirty dog that REALLY doesn't want to get clean.
I won't even try bathing a cat...
campfire post.
marshmallow post
Yeah asking me to take pics can be dangerous, the ones we took last week were so hot they melted Solnes digital camera. ;)Uh....becareful what you ask him to do. Pictures? That's like ... evidence. :PBTW. How are you tonight Taig?
Does anyone else wonder if we could convince Lisa to send us free swag for our little Mini PaizoCon Myrtle Beach? :P
I'm doing OK. How about yourself?
Somehow, I don't see Lisa doing that. Unless you've got pictures. ;)
speaking of which, when is she going to put up the pictures of your adventures with the dragon?
I won't even try bathing a cat...
Why is it that cats love tunafish, but hates getting wet?
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speaking of which, when is she going to put up the pictures of your adventures with the dragon?Yeah asking me to take pics can be dangerous, the ones we took last week were so hot they melted Solnes digital camera. ;)Uh....becareful what you ask him to do. Pictures? That's like ... evidence. :PBTW. How are you tonight Taig?
Does anyone else wonder if we could convince Lisa to send us free swag for our little Mini PaizoCon Myrtle Beach? :P
I'm doing OK. How about yourself?
Somehow, I don't see Lisa doing that. Unless you've got pictures. ;)
She should do that soon, I especialy like the one of me demostrating the true power of the dark side to him.
If you're here Taig, you have email.
I won't even try bathing a cat...
Other than a lot of moaning and the occasional attempt to claw, none of the ones I've bathed have been really all that difficult, you just have to devote one hand to keeping them from running away. Declawed cats are even easier, they can't bite you if you hold them in the right spot.
I won't even try bathing a cat...Other than a lot of moaning and the occasional attempt to claw, none of the ones I've bathed have been really all that difficult, you just have to devote one hand to keeping them from running away. Declawed cats are even easier, they can't bite you if you hold them in the right spot.
Front claws declawed, yes. But the back claws? Sometimes they have that great contortion skill that enables them to get in the right position and shear off pieces of your flesh for daring getting them wet in the first place. I still have nightmares and the scars. :P
That and clowns. <shudders>
Front claws declawed, yes. But the back claws? Sometimes they have that great contortion skill that enables them to get in the right position and shear off pieces of your flesh for daring getting them wet in the first place. I still have nightmares and the scars. :P
My cat has her front paws declawed. Once we had her on a leash and the leash was strapped toa coffee table leg.
She actively hated it. I got scratched in the leg trying to help out of the situation. Fortunately she didn't scratch me too deep to leave a lasting scar.
If you're here Taig, you have email.
Thank you! I replied, and I appreciate all the good advice.
On to idea #2. :)
The cat I had that was declawed had all four paws declawed.
That and clowns. <shudders>
Yeah, you definitely want to declaw clowns.
My cat has her front paws declawed. Once we had her on a leash and the leash was strapped toa coffee table leg.
She actively hated it. I got scratched in the leg trying to help out of the situation. Fortunately she didn't scratch me too deep to leave a lasting scar.
I have four. Only one is not declawed.
Which is insane because I'm allergic to most cats and dogs. The suffering I put myself through for my love of animals.
That and clowns. <shudders>Yeah, you definitely want to declaw clowns.
That would be too kind. I have much more deviant methods in mind.
That would be too kind. I have much more deviant methods in mind.That and clowns. <shudders>Yeah, you definitely want to declaw clowns.
"Does this feel funny?"
That and clowns. <shudders>All clowns are evil, and deserving off death. Except Harley Quinn, I have other..... uses.... for her. ;)
...and speaking of deviant methods.... :P
That would be too kind. I have much more deviant methods in mind.That and clowns. <shudders>Yeah, you definitely want to declaw clowns.
"Does this feel funny?"
Need to put a Joe Pesci emphasis on that.
Gonna get caught up on episodes of House. Back later.