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Here's a thread for those of without the PF RPG to b@@$* and moan until we get it. Sort of a negative support group.
Rulez.
1) Only people without the book can post
2) Tell us your name and story
3) Once you have the book, GET OUT!
I'll start:
Hi, My name is Reckless (HI RECKLESS!) and I've been without the PFRPG for -2 days.
It all started when I ordered a bunch of stuff on sale back in July. This stuff was added to my July shipment per my request, taking advantage of Paizo's great combined shipping options (THANKS PAIZO).
What I didn't know is that some of the stuff I ordered from Paizo's distributor clearance sale would become a gigantic trap. That's right, CR 12 deadly acidic pit trap.
My July shipment fell into the trap and failed its reflex save. I got the "shipping soon" email and that's the last I heard from it until the August shipment found its remains in the trap and emailed me to say it was going to pull it out and that from there they would journey together and meet me soon.
August's decription of July showed that the acid had eaten away the sale prices on some of July's armor. I contacted the mighty Customer Service gods and they rebuffed the armor back to saley goodness.
Unfortunately, while August was pulling July out of the pit, July, pulled down by the weight of the missing item from the distributor, yanked August into the same pit.
Not having heard from the JulyAugust group that they were definitely on their way, and hearing from fellow Venture Captains that their girl Augusts had made it in alive, I decided to query the CS Gods again, and received a quickened message letting me know about the trap and offering various different godly options for removing the travellers from the trap. I opted to cut the rope tieing the pair to the distributor, allowing them the ability to climb out of the pit.
Unfortunately, while stewing in the pit, July's armor has once again rusted and the sale prices have fallen once more. I know I can count on the mighty CS gods to fix the problem, but meanwhile, I'm taking a trip and will probably not be here when my travellers arrive at HQ. I can imagine their confusion, locked outside the doors after such a long, harsh journey. I've hired a page to keep an eye out for them and unlock the door so they can wait in the shelter of the HQ until my return journey.
A harrowing tale I know. My only consolation is that by day 0, I will have the shiney PFRPG in my hand, and will no longer be able to post in this thread. My journey takes me to the fabled In'diana-polis, where treasures await.