"uh....wuh....wuziz this place?"
Look at the fine mess you got us into.
And that undead sorceror is really pissed.
Said you promised it a refund.
Who the hell still gives refunds?!
"Hurm. The buttsniff weirdo grinny guy is still alive, right? This must not be hell, ergo and therfore."
You're on your meds right?
wuz medz?
wuz medz?
Oh for crying out loud!
Here. Take one of these and call me in the morning.
"Hurrrrb.....dow wubt?"
<Slaps forehead>
Ayahh!!!
Where's Aso when there's a disgusting job to do?
"Maybe he's still actual alivelike. In the old place."
No, no. Aso is a zombie. Ever wonder why he keeps scartching his 'nads... think about it.
"hurrrm."
I....don't itch here. In this new place.
Not thirsty.
So you say.
<Produces a flask>
Fine, fine whiskey. Want some?
"hurrm.....porr it in here....you'll not drink atter me that way then. Smartly....hurrrrm."
You now a guy named Greenhilt?
"Nu uh. is he amongst us depairted?"
"hurrrrrrm."
prob'ly.
Hey, what are you two doing lurking around my thread?
Hey, what are you two doing lurking around my thread?
Your thread? I don't see your name tattooed on it if that is what you're saying.
"Why is wrong with him? He's swollen all about his person."
You mean he's sick? Ew!
"Do any of you eat kobold?"