Mmmm... Brains....
*eats Mr. Peabody again*
*Slides into thread, does zombie impression*
Mmm...poodle brains....They have brains?
Small ones. They make great snack food.
Or appitizers.
Great idea. I'll take care of Quality Control.
Maybe we could put fortunes in the poodle brains.
Maybe we could put fortunes in the poodle brains.
"You will buy more brains."
Maybe we could put fortunes in the poodle brains.
"That inocuous-looking bite on your neck will lead to big changes in what little remains of your life"
Our company name can be "Mmmmm....brains", but what will our slogan be?
How about "Mmmm....brains"?
Our company name can be "Mmmmm....brains", but what will our slogan be?How about "Mmmm....brains"?
"Brains ... it's the best gray meat."
Brains, it's what's for dinner.
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Good ideas all around. And, I can see our first commercial now:
A fancy Rolls-Royce is stopped at a light, and another Rolls pulls up along side it. The second guy rolls down his window to talk to the first guy. Out of nowhere, a couple of zombies show up and drag both men out of their cars. Right before they start to devour the hapless dudes, one of the zombies politely inquires....
"Pardon me, do you have any grey matter?"
Good ideas all around. And, I can see our first commercial now:
A fancy Rolls-Royce is stopped at a light, and another Rolls pulls up along side it. The second guy rolls down his window to talk to the first guy. Out of nowhere, a couple of zombies show up and drag both men out of their cars. Right before they start to devour the hapless dudes, one of the zombies politely inquires...."Pardon me, do you have any grey matter?"
How about
"Pardon me, do you have any grey dijon?"
Or how about we get Jamie Lee Curtis sitting on a couch talking about her digestive ailments until a zombie bursts in, cracks open her skull like a cantaloupe, and eats her brain.
Do you think we could afford Jamie Lee Curtis?
Or how about we get Jamie Lee Curtis sitting on a couch talking about her digestive ailments until a zombie bursts in, cracks open her skull like a cantaloupe, and eats her brain.
Do you think we could afford Jamie Lee Curtis?
Sure - she won't exactly be able to cash that check once she's food. We only get to crack her skull open once, so make sure that fresher, less DEX damaged zombies are manning the cameras and sound equipment. The Febreeze should work for long enough to mask the stench until it's too late...
Make certain to "retain" her bodyguards, hangers-on, toadies, sycophants, peons, minions, henchpersons, hirelings and the fat guy with the "agent" job title. They need to be ... recruited.
When she reanimates, we can dub over " Wow, now my digestive tract doesn't hurt. All I need ... are brains!!" And we can end the infomercial on the shot of her chowing down on her agent.
Braaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss!!!
So, I was planning on trapping some living folks in a building and laying seige to it this weekend. Anybody want to join me?
I'm up for it... As long as I can sleep in on Sunday.
Mmmm...Bran
......brainnnsss
Should we start another brain drive? The last one was rather successful.
*brings in a big crate on a hand truck*
I found these in an ally behind where they were doing the Academy Awards. It seems like they discarded all of these delicious brains.
*eats a brain*
Mmmmm.... brainnnsss....
*brings in a big crate on a hand truck*
I found these in an ally behind where they were doing the Academy Awards. It seems like they discarded all of these delicious brains.
*eats a brain*
Mmmmm.... brainnnsss....
Academy Awards?
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Check them for flesh-eating bacteria. That stuff will eat the corporeal undead!
I don't think he heard you! Say it a little louder.
Mmmm...Bran
I don't know this Bran fella. Is he a famous zombie?
Bran McChomperface, a little known zombie of great infamy in the tall grasses of the Cereal Plains. It is said that the shambling terror has druid levels ...
Yeah, but you're Mad! How do I know I can trust you?
You don't. Bran however ...
Mmmmmm... Bran... I mean, Brainnnnsssss.......
Dropping off a truck load of brains that my clients no longer need. A word of caution however they are full of anxiety and depression.
Season them with Essence of Gamer and a dash of Stripper, they'll spice right up.
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Dropping off a truck load of brains that my clients no longer need. A word of caution however they are full of anxiety and depression.Season them with Essence of Gamer and a dash of Stripper, they'll spice right up.
I would think the Essence of Gamer and Dash of Stripper flavors would clash or maybe just cancel out.
However that could add a taste of Mountain Dew and Ecstasy I suppose.
Mmmm...Me