This thread needs more brains.
Bitey reluctant due to vague nature of definition of body part share allocation in proposal. Does funny facemonster care to elaborate?
I just hope the latest batch is fresh...
*Blink blink*
*sign* "When did we get a smart goblin?"
*sign flip: pictogram: axe chops dead body in half, 50/50*
Bitey agree.
Half bodiiiiiieeeeessss......
Do goblins have brains? Are they any good?
*sign* "Yes they have them, no they're not any good."
*sign flip* "They're excellent waste disposal though. Probably not a bad idea to leave him around. It's not like he can hurt us. What's he going to do, eat a zombie?"
Bitey currently on strict only-things-that-not-explicitly-disagree diet.
Have to disagree while bitey eat to count.
*smacks* *sign* "No. Bad."
*steals skull and takes up into attic*
*sign* "You do realize that I'm a native outsider healed by negative energy and not an undead, right?"
But as a lich, I no longer have brains. Therefore, *channels Command Undead* I AM YOUR MASTER NOW!!!
YES MASTER...., I OBEY.
*distracts EDJZ with a thrown brain*
Snaps out of it
What was that!
Do I obey the skull, or the headless body?
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Obey astonishingly eloquent baby goblin.
*sign* "Someone stop the body before it kicks a hole in the pantry floor. Again."
Luckily human skeleton weigh only fraction of complete body. Otherwise might really hurt now.
Did I save?
Can I manifest in a lich?
Use me. Use me.
Really?
Yes.
Will they recycle plotlines like zombie movies do zombie-extras?
But..., but..., there's not enough food in Hawaii unless you like pineapples and sugar cane. I mean expecting a zombie to turn vegetarian then sail back to the mainland is insulting to say the least.
Anyhow I was hoping for someplace scenic like London or Paris, maybe a side step into the North Africa and the Middle East before Brad Pitt screws it up the his next sequel.
What happens in a few more days?
A new line of employment maybe...
Oh nothing of importance for me, since I already have a job.
Now where did I put that... *looks around himself and starts digging a whole*
Wouldn't you like to know. *keeps digging*
Are we still waiting for tomorrow boss? I thought when I woke up this morning, it would be tomorrow, but it turns out it is only today. Maybe tomorrow will come tomorrow.
Are we still waiting for tomorrow boss? I thought when I woke up this morning, it would be tomorrow, but it turns out it is only today. Maybe tomorrow will come tomorrow.
*digs up a fairly fresh looking casket, reaches inside and retrieves a well-preserved severed head*
Here, crack this one open, you seem to be running low.
I have a brother?