Mmmm... Pony brains...
Braaaiiiinnnsss???
Hmm, all the zombie movies I can think of are horrible undead-genocide pictures. Especially that Sean of the Dead movie, where they expect you to laugh about the plight of our heartbeat-challenged brethren.
What movie did you see?
.....brainnnnnnssss.
The original Night of the Living Dead. In my humble opinion, the first film to show the true potential of an onslaught of the heartbeat challenged against our living oppressors.
"They're coming to get you, Barbara!!" Good times ... good times ...
Why don't they show any nice movies about the undead? Maybe a chick flick, where the zombie guy takes the zombie girl out for a nice dinner?
The Bold and the Festering?
General Hospital doesn't need any change - it's a buffet-themed sitcom...
Passions (for brainnnnnssss)
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And let's not forget prime-time shows. My suggestion....
Ten years ago, a crack undead unit was sent to prison by a vampire court for a crime they didn't commit. These zombies promptly escaped from a maximum security graveyard to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the vampire hierarchy, they survive as zombies of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, if you can find them, and if they don't eat you first, maybe you can hire... The Z-Team.
John "Cannibal" Smith
Templeton "I'll Gnaw Your Face Off" Peck
B(rainnnssss) A. Baracus
H.M. Murder
Mmmmmm.....brainnnnssss!
Is anybody else hungry?
Did any one make it to the premiere and score some pre-emptive revenge?
Let's all go to the lobby,
Let's all go to the lobby,
Let's all go to the lobby,
To get ourselves brainnnnssss
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Did any one make it to the premiere and score some pre-emptive revenge?
I was protesting outside the theater, and some folks must have thought I was part of some kind of promotional stunt. They actually tried to take pictures with me! Needless to say, I grabbed a bite to eat, and recruited a few more members to the horde.
Did any one make it to the premiere and score some pre-emptive revenge?I was protesting outside the theater, and some folks must have thought I was part of some kind of promotional stunt. They actually tried to take pictures with me! Needless to say, I grabbed a bite to eat, and recruited a few more members to the horde.
Well done, fearless leader.
Let us be sure to remember my fellows of the heartbeat-challenged, that in four weeks' time our one free day to roam the U.S. and chow-pounce mightily is near.
All-Hallow's Eve: might as well be a nation-sized dinner bell for the zombie horde. Deliciously ironic, methinks.
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I bought a new book today:
Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead, by David P. Murphy. Some of the interesting looking highlights.....
- Chapter 2: The 14 Habits of Highly Effective Zombies: Etiquette and Behavior
- Chapter 4: You Are Who You Eat
- Chapter 11: The Road Less Shambled: Get on with the Future
- An entire appendix of recipes!
I'll let you folks know more after I've read the book.
- An entire appendix of recipes!
I'll let you folks know more after I've read the book.
Brainnnnsss......
Brainnnnsss......
Yes please!
Brainnnnnsssss.......
Look what I found in the Kobold thread, guys!
<Rolls June Cleaver's head into the thread>
Freshly decapitated...
Look what I found in the Kobold thread, guys!
<Rolls June Cleaver's head into the thread>
Freshly decapitated...
BRAAAAIIIINNNSSSSS!
BRAAAAIIIINNNSSSSS!Look what I found in the Kobold thread, guys!
<Rolls June Cleaver's head into the thread>
Freshly decapitated...
BRAAAAIIIINNNSSSSS!
Mmmmm............
Brainnnnnnssss......
I believe the horde might be watching football my liege. We zombies love our football.
I like snacking on talent scouts.
Nothing like recruiting the recruiters.
You guys would get more vic-, er, recruits with sexy lady zombies. She'd just BttH, and the guy (or lesbian) would stand there with a silly smile while you chomped the noggin. You wouldn't even have to chase them any more.
Mmmmm....
Brains.....