Yay!See? She does love us!<much personal whining snipped>Golarion needs OGL/PFRPG versions of the Jacks too, something more defined, something unique... instead of just pulling out a golem from the MM or importing warforged from Eberron.
Maybe in time for next year's PaizoCon Wayfinder?
I knew there was something I liked about that girl! Beside, you know, the obvious.
I knew there was something I liked about that girl! Beside, you know, the obvious.Yay!See? She does love us!<much personal whining snipped>Golarion needs OGL/PFRPG versions of the Jacks too, something more defined, something unique... instead of just pulling out a golem from the MM or importing warforged from Eberron.
Maybe in time for next year's PaizoCon Wayfinder?
"Of course, General - just remember be nice to her, neh?" :)
See? She does love us!
Yay!
I knew there was something I liked about that girl! Beside, you know, the obvious.
It was a passing moment of weakness, brought on sleep deprivation and a severe pancake and bacon deficiency. I certainly don't "love you all."
Ok, one of you.
I certainly don't "love you all."
Ok, one of you.
She's talking about me. ;)
She's talking about me. ;)I certainly don't "love you all."
Ok, one of you.
You blind old tin can. Can't you tell by the way she always looks at me that it's me?
You blind old tin can. Can't you tell by the way she always looks at me that it's me?She's talking about me. ;)I certainly don't "love you all."
Ok, one of you.
Devlyn just shakes his head, a knowing grin on his face. "Here you go guys."
Hands the two a tray of Dark & Stormys to drown their delusions in. ;D
{sits in The Jacks' ice machine behind the bar} Brrrrr... n-n-no, this isn't s-s-so bad {teeth chattering}"....What are you doing? Okay sweets - I think you've cooled down enough. Come here," he says as he picks her up out of the ice machine, and heads over to the hot tub to thaw her out.
Carefully steps into the hot tub, and sets Ambrosia down in it to warm up.
I detect booze and boobs. Surrender now. This sector is ripe for syndication.
I detect booze and boobs. Surrender now. This sector is ripe for syndication.
{sneaks up behind Borg and crams thumbdrive with Rick Astley video loop into vunerable USB slot} Hah-ha-Ha! Assimilate that!
Go asyndicate Garfield for another 20 years! You're mother was a toaster and your father was out-of-warranty! {drops ACME anvil on Borg's head}
I detect booze and boobs. Surrender now. This sector is ripe for syndication.
"Sorry, bub, but this franchise is not on the market. I hear the Celestials are up for that sort of thing, though..." ;)
I detect booze and boobs. Surrender now. This sector is ripe for syndication.{sneaks up behind Borg and crams thumbdrive with Rick Astley video loop into vunerable USB slot} Hah-ha-Ha! Assimilate that!
Go asyndicate Garfield for another 20 years! You're mother was a toaster and your father was out-of-warranty! {drops ACME anvil on Borg's head}
Nicely done. :) You have a real talent for insults. :)
I detect booze and boobs. Surrender now. This sector is ripe for syndication.{sneaks up behind Borg and crams thumbdrive with Rick Astley video loop into vunerable USB slot} Hah-ha-Ha! Assimilate that!
Go asyndicate Garfield for another 20 years! You're mother was a toaster and your father was out-of-warranty! {drops ACME anvil on Borg's head}
*sees crushed borg and goes to get baby rustmonster to clean up*
I detect booze and boobs. Surrender now. This sector is ripe for syndication.{sneaks up behind Borg and crams thumbdrive with Rick Astley video loop into vunerable USB slot} Hah-ha-Ha! Assimilate that!
Subject Rick Astley has already been assimilated. Downloading to video display units now. I designate this sector Sector Playboy.
*sees crushed borg and goes to get baby rustmonster to clean up*
Assimilates Rust Monster This new drone will be useful in accessing sectors that are not currently open to us.
*sees crushed borg and goes to get baby rustmonster to clean up*Assimilates Rust Monster This new drone will be useful in accessing sectors that are not currently open to us.
Hm... it will be interesting to see what happens when the Bio-chip virus is assimilated.
Subject Rick Astley has already been assimilated. Downloading to video display units now. I designate this sector Sector Playboy.
"Hmmm. You might not let Eekster know that. She might go 'smash'..."
Subject Rick Astley has already been assimilated. Downloading to video display units now. I designate this sector Sector Playboy."Hmmm. You might not let Eekster know that. She might go 'smash'..."
"Really? I thought she was nice. Which doesn't necessarily rule out smash..."
Carefully steps into the hot tub, and sets Ambrosia down in it to warm up.
Ooo, toasty... mmmm
Carefully steps into the hot tub, and sets Ambrosia down in it to warm up.
Ooo, toasty... mmmm
Blood Sample enters and finds a place to hide
Hm... it will be interesting to see what happens when the Bio-chip virus is assimilated.*sees crushed borg and goes to get baby rustmonster to clean up*Assimilates Rust Monster This new drone will be useful in accessing sectors that are not currently open to us.
Grrrrr!!
"Really? I thought she was nice. Which doesn't necessarily rule out smash..."
"She is, from the few times I've spoken with her. However, she does have a temper, as some of the other Jacks found out the hard way during that wee invasion into the Slaad thread a few weeks back. She's very protective of her sister - which speaks very well of her character, in my humble opinion."
Braaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnssssss....
So MANY tasty morsels, where ever shall we start?
Braaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnssssss....
So MANY tasty morsels, where ever shall we start?
MEEP!
Spike leaps at the zombie wolf.
Carefully steps into the hot tub, and sets Ambrosia down in it to warm up.Ooo, toasty... mmmm
Devlyn smiles.
"Feeling better now, sweets?"
Assimilates Rust Monster
"Sleep. Sleep Rusty, sleep."
MEEP!
Spike leaps at the zombie wolf.
Isn't Zombie Wolf made of appetizers and aged cheeses?
I think one of the Jacks already wrote up an origin for the Jacks and Jills, but I think they could also tie into the Clockwork Cathedral (and the Assembler) in Absalom.
Sigh, I just got three more Pathfinder books and I'm still jonesing for more. Looks like I better get used to eating beans, rice, lentils, and plain oatmeal... some things are more important than fancy food. ;)
I think one of the Jacks already wrote up an origin for the Jacks and Jills, but I think they could also tie into the Clockwork Cathedral (and the Assembler) in Absalom.
Sigh, I just got three more Pathfinder books and I'm still jonesing for more. Looks like I better get used to eating beans, rice, lentils, and plain oatmeal... some things are more important than fancy food. ;)
Heh heh - don't worry, you're not alone in your cravings. I'm just glad I can afford to subscribe to most of the stuff I want :)
JH walks to the limo in a pair of bermuda shorts and sunglasses.
You know, it's been too long since we've had a party.
Turns on 'Party Mode' and gets into the hot tub in the back of the limo.
Did somebody say party?
Did somebody say party?
Why yes. Yes I did.
Did somebody say party?Why yes. Yes I did.
Molly, Muffy, and Mindy grab some tequila bottles from the bar and climb into the hot tub.
Now this is more like it. Hey, where's LJ? We have to start getting her drunk now if we want her to participate in the wet T-shirt contest later.
Did somebody say party?Why yes. Yes I did.Molly, Muffy, and Mindy grab some tequila bottles from the bar and climb into the hot tub.
Now this is more like it. Hey, where's LJ? We have to start getting her drunk now if we want her to participate in the wet T-shirt contest later.
Probably making jello shots. She sure likes her jello shots. ;)
'Bout time those girls came back.
'Bout time those girls came back.
Sorry, we were busy.....
I mean, they must have been busy.
Molly, Muffy, Mindy! You're back! Does this mean we're having another party? Here, pass the tequila.
Oh, hey, JH. Did you get that picture I left for you? ;)
"We have party-goers again? Yay :)"