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The Thread Celestial


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Come one, come all, to the thread celestial!

We welcome all celestial beings and objects. Heck, we'll even allow things infernal (if they don't mind a cudgel hit or two), neutral (slaads), or neutered (poodles). Jacks can come over too, as long as there is no punting. No dretchings, please.

Plus, FREE TURNIPS.

Now we can just sit back and wait.

Silver Crusade

Where did we get all those turnips, anyway?


Celestial Follower wrote:

Come one, come all, to the thread celestial!

We welcome all celestial beings and objects. Heck, we'll even allow things infernal (if they don't mind a cudgel hit or two), neutral (slaads), or neutered (poodles). Jacks can come over too, as long as there is no punting. No dretchings, please.

Plus, FREE TURNIPS.

Now we can just sit back and wait.

{wanders in, sets up stand to sell bullette brats, kobold ka-bobs, & turnip wine}

Don't be modest... tell us of your first miracle: the Ever-full Bushels of Turnips! {starts carving turnips into likenesses of Celestial Healer}


What about machines?

*ponders joining cult*

Free turnips, well i am hungry.


DSXMachina wrote:

What about machines?

*ponders joining cult*

Free turnips, well i am hungry.

Machines, especially of the Deus Ex variety, are welcome too.

<Tosses a turnip to DSXMachina>

Silver Crusade

Maybe we should hold a barbecue.


Yum, yum.

*Cables disect the turnip and feed it into the boiler*


Celestial Healer wrote:
Maybe we should hold a barbecue.

*poofs into thread*

I've got the music!

*singing*
Its fun to stay stay at the Y-M-C-A!*

*Warning, the above link could be considered blasphemy. In fact, the link even says it is.


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Maybe we should hold a barbecue.

*poofs into thread*

I've got the music!

*singing*
Its fun to stay stay at the Y-M-C-A!*

*Warning, the above link could be considered blasphemy. In fact, the link even says it is.

*ROBOTIC DANCING*

Silver Crusade

Hmm. This Studio 54 vibe might be scaring people away.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Hmm. This Studio 54 vibe might be scaring people away.

{looks up from snorting coke off an anorexic halfling model's belly} Wha- Someone say something?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Hmm. This Studio 54 vibe might be scaring people away.

*slides in*

Then try this!
*gives CD to the thread's DJ*


A car pulls up and a bunch of celestial nymphs and an angel get out.

"Is there a party going on here? Well, if there wasn't there is now. That's dancing music!"


"Yeah, that is definitely dancing music."

Starts dancing. Amazingly her sparse 'dress' manages not to reveal anything even while dancing.


*Glub*
Anybody got a squirrel or something to feed to me?


Angel Fish wrote:

*Glub*

Anybody got a squirrel or something to feed to me?

There's plenty of turnips!

*drops one n Angel Fishs' tank & gets out flame-thrower*

Do you want your turnip boiled?

Silver Crusade

Okay, so party first, internet domination later?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Okay, so party first, internet domination later?

Works for us! You got anything to drink around here?


"Yes, drinking good"

*Swigs from beer bottle*

"Internet dominoes later."

*hands Nymph new bottle of beer*


DSXMachina wrote:

"Yes, drinking good"

*Swigs from beer bottle*

"Internet dominoes later."

*hands Nymph new bottle of beer*

Thanks, hon. I usually prefer hard liquor, but this will do for now. Wanna dance?


Sure, milady.

*escorts to the floor & starts to dance*


Hey! Is this where our dead avatars get to hangout?

If so, pour me a cold one or two! I'm dry as a sand golem!

Silver Crusade

These are not dead avatars! This cult is thriving, I tell you!


cozies up alongside Celestial Healer

"I'm dead. Will that be a problem? I'm so cold. I need someone to warm me up."


cozies up to the other side of Celestial Healer

she purrs "You don't want her. I'm alive. Only my heart is small. I'll be your friend."


"Hey! There be turnips here!"

"I'm not really dead. Just between bodies right now."

starts munching on turnips

Silver Crusade

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

cozies up alongside Celestial Healer

"I'm dead. Will that be a problem? I'm so cold. I need someone to warm me up."

*turns undead*

I tell you, this is a brand new thread and it already has more of the living dead than an episode of Hollywood Squares!


DSXMachina wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:

*Glub*

Anybody got a squirrel or something to feed to me?

There's plenty of turnips!

*drops one n Angel Fishs' tank & gets out flame-thrower*

Do you want your turnip boiled?

*Lighting bolt hits DXSMachina*

Get. The Turnip. Out. Of. My. Fishbowl.

Silver Crusade

Angel Fish wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:

*Glub*

Anybody got a squirrel or something to feed to me?

There's plenty of turnips!

*drops one n Angel Fishs' tank & gets out flame-thrower*

Do you want your turnip boiled?

*Lighting bolt hits DXSMachina*

Get. The Turnip. Out. Of. My. Fishbowl.

I got that for you...

*removes the turnip from the fishbowl. Puts a dazed halfling in its place*

Enjoy.


Celestial Healer wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:

cozies up alongside Celestial Healer

"I'm dead. Will that be a problem? I'm so cold. I need someone to warm me up."

*turns undead*

I tell you, this is a brand new thread and it already has more of the living dead than an episode of Hollywood Squares!

she weeps as she phases out, "I only wanted to be your friend...so cold...so lonely."


*Smoking, goes over to fish bowl*

"Do you want a drink?"

*Pours beer into fish tank*


Celestial Healer wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:

*Glub*

Anybody got a squirrel or something to feed to me?

There's plenty of turnips!

*drops one n Angel Fishs' tank & gets out flame-thrower*

Do you want your turnip boiled?

*Lighting bolt hits DXSMachina*

Get. The Turnip. Out. Of. My. Fishbowl.

I got that for you...

*removes the turnip from the fishbowl. Puts a dazed halfling in its place*

Enjoy.

"Ooh, ooh! Can I play?"

holds dazed halfling by one leg, dipping him in and out of the water. chunks of turnips fly out of his mouth as he laughs.


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:

cozies up alongside Celestial Healer

"I'm dead. Will that be a problem? I'm so cold. I need someone to warm me up."

*turns undead*

I tell you, this is a brand new thread and it already has more of the living dead than an episode of Hollywood Squares!

she weeps as she phases out, "I only wanted to be your friend...so cold...so lonely."

"Come back, want to dance i am smoking hot?"


DSXMachina wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:

cozies up alongside Celestial Healer

"I'm dead. Will that be a problem? I'm so cold. I need someone to warm me up."

*turns undead*

I tell you, this is a brand new thread and it already has more of the living dead than an episode of Hollywood Squares!

she weeps as she phases out, "I only wanted to be your friend...so cold...so lonely."
"Come back, want to dance i am smoking hot?"

The priestesss pouts for a moment as Celestial Healer goes to play at the fish tank, then slithers up to DSXMachina.

"Me too. I prefer the 7th layer. It's the hottest. You should visit sometime."


Shivers

"Is the AC on? So this 7th Level, is it a celestial night-spot like this?"


*glares at Priestess of Discord*

"Hey, he was dancing with me!"

"And you don't belong here anyway. This is the celestial thread. Why don't you just mosey on back to the abyss?"


DSXMachina wrote:

Shivers

"Is the AC on? So this 7th Level, is it a celestial night-spot like this?"

"Err...sure...it's the hottest night-spot around."


celestial nymph wrote:

*glares at Priestess of Discord*

"Hey, he was dancing with me!"

"And you don't belong here anyway. This is the celestial thread. Why don't you just mosey on back to the abyss?"

"Ahhh, sweety. I'll dance with you instead."

"Besides the Abyss is so boring this time of year. Hell. Now those guys know how to heat things up."

Silver Crusade

This is more like the basement.


Priestess of Discord wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:

*glares at Priestess of Discord*

"Hey, he was dancing with me!"

"And you don't belong here anyway. This is the celestial thread. Why don't you just mosey on back to the abyss?"

"Ahhh, sweety. I'll dance with you instead."

"Besides the Abyss is so boring this time of year. Hell. Now those guys know how to heat things up."

*shudders*

Eeewww. No thanks.

*grabs DSX's hand and pulls him back to the dance floor*

Come on, we really, really don't want to spend too much time around her. Chaotic Evil always creeps me out.


Celestial Healer wrote:
This is more like the basement.

*nudges Celestial Healer gestures at Priestess of Discord*

"I think she prefers de-basement."


"Sorry about that, dear Nymph, where were we."

*goes back to dancing*


One of the other nymphs, there are three total, and yes, they all look alike sashays up to Celestial Healer.

"Want to dance?"


celestial nymph wrote:

One of the other nymphs, there are three total, and yes, they all look alike sashays up to Celestial Healer.

"Want to dance?"

now there are four identical nymphs

"Ooh, I would luv a slow dance", the 4th one purrs.


Muffy looks confused. She looks around and tries to count. No, there were definitely three of them a minute ago. Molly was dancing with that Machina fellow. And Mindy was still dancing with Lynora-Jill. She frowns trying desperately to figure it out.
"Who are you?" she asks the newcomer, confused.

They're not exactly the brightest nymphs you'll ever meet. :)


Having heard the music while flying overhead, a red dragon lands and begins to shimmer...


Dragonborn Junior wrote:
Having heard the music while flying overhead, a red dragon lands and begins to shimmer...

Soon where a dragon once stood is now only a man. He notices LJ and walks over to her.

"It's been a while huh? Last time I saw you dance I was otherwise occupied. Perhaps I may have the chance to make up for it?"

He holds out one hand to her while the other gestures to the dance floor.


DbJ's Human Form wrote:
Dragonborn Junior wrote:
Having heard the music while flying overhead, a red dragon lands and begins to shimmer...

Soon where a dragon once stood is now only a man. He notices LJ and walks over to her.

"It's been a while huh? Last time I saw you dance I was otherwise occupied. Perhaps I may have the chance to make up for it?"

He holds out one hand to her while the other gestures to the dance floor.

"Sure. I'd love to dance with you."


Her dance partner now otherwise occupied, Mindy walks up to Celestial Follower.

"Want to dance with me?"

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