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The Thread Celestial


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Oh wow, I hope I didn't cause that...

Cheliax

Yeeeesssss.

Silver Crusade

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CF, I gave you the credit card info to contact a guru. So what is this charge from 1-900-TURNIPTITS?


Well, that's an interesting acronym. I never paid attention to that.

It stands for Turnip Terrier Indigenous Transplantation System.

You see, I wanted to get Planting Dogs for my turnips.


{launches Oregon Trail Maps website on Banana Jr. 6000} Hmmm, still no local BonChon... {excitedly} but there is a new UpChuck(tm) franchise that just opened a couple blocks away!

And they're running a special: order two pieces of ICan'tBelieveIt'sAFewChromosomesAwayFromChicken(tm) and a 16oz crab juice, and get free sides of mashed turnips, turnip slaw, and an extra-strength xantac!

Cheliax

So that's what CF put in my drink.

Silver Crusade

I didn't know CF did cocktails. I am not optimistic about them.

Cheliax

Neither did I.


As long as he doesn't skimp on the blessed alcohol, I'm sure it'll be fine. {levitates unsteadily into the kitchen for another mimosa}


My Harmy Bangwallers are planar famous.

Silver Crusade

Dare I ask what is in them?


Pinrut juice is the main ingredient.

Cheliax

*suspicious eyebrow raise*


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CF, your Pikmin Sangria is also quite refreshing!

Silver Crusade

I'm pretty sure CF read the label on the "pinrut juice" in a mirror.


I can't see anything in a mirror, boss. Remember that gypsy curse?

I really shouldn't have hit her with my celestial shopping cart...

Silver Crusade

It didn't help that when she called you out on it, you called her a skank and hit her with a sack of turnips.


Well, it was her own fault being a skank. Probably wasn't the best timing, but CF isn't a liar.

Thankfully, she didn't manage to get off a curse of lyskankthropy hex.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

Well, it was her own fault being a skank. Probably wasn't the best timing, but CF isn't a liar.

Thankfully, she didn't manage to get off a curse of lyskankthropy hex.

I'm not so sure about that. Did you get a look at that tube top CF is wearing?


You allow Infernal here, how about abyssal?

Cheliax

We can be flexible, yeeeessss.


Sweet!


I can't help it if I'm going through my tube top-juggalo phase.


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Plus I was really sad that I bruised all those turnips.


F#$&ing turnips, how do they work?


*Skips through juggling turnips*

!!!!!!!POODLES!!!!!


{shrieks in terror, squeezes under couch to hide}

Silver Crusade

Cr500cricket wrote:
You allow Infernal here, how about abyssal?

We allow what? Wait, since when?

Would everybody who is not Lawful Good please raise your hand?

Cheliax

*does not raise hand*

Bluff: 1d20 + 38 ⇒ (18) + 38 = 56


I'm only a little bit not lawful good but I make good cookies =D


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{from under couch:} I don't have hands.

Silver Crusade

Those answers are good enough for me!

I'm pretty sure I'm still Lawful Good myself, although I seem to have lost my knack for converting prepared spells into Cures...

Cheliax

It happens, yeeesssss.


I'm Lawful Tur...Good.


Spontaneous cures?! That's real? Huh. The best I've been able to do is convert spells into create alcoholic beverages.

{sips Midnight Isles Iced Tea} Mind you, I'm not complaining.


*raises hand*


I'm illegal in 37 states

Silver Crusade

Cr500cricket wrote:
*raises hand*

Ha! That's a good one. I love a paladin with a sense of humor.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

Spontaneous cures?! That's real? Huh. The best I've been able to do is convert spells into create alcoholic beverages.

{sips Midnight Isles Iced Tea} Mind you, I'm not complaining.

Yes, well, we won't talk about what you did to Mary Tyler Moore the last time I asked for a "Bloody Mary".


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

Spontaneous cures?! That's real? Huh. The best I've been able to do is convert spells into create alcoholic beverages.

{sips Midnight Isles Iced Tea} Mind you, I'm not complaining.

Yes, well, we won't talk about what you did to Mary Tyler Moore the last time I asked for a "Bloody Mary".

It was her fault for picking a safeword in Dark Speech. The ottoman and stuffed peacock had both been scotchguarded, so the stains all came out. And the polymorph wore off after a week.

Silver Crusade

It's all bloody water under the bridge at this point. Now who are we sacrificing this week?

Cheliax

It's the new guy's turn, yeeesssss.


Looks like Crom got upset for us wanting to sacrifice Conan, so the Nirvana Beadledom Cabal canceled it... but I bet we could get Leno to fill in if we asked.


Gentleman Nurn wrote:
It's the new guy's turn, yeeesssss.

Watch it bud.

Cheliax

Cr500cricket wrote:
Gentleman Nurn wrote:
It's the new guy's turn, yeeesssss.
Watch it bud.

I am, yeeesssss. With all five eyes, even.


Gentleman Nurn wrote:
Cr500cricket wrote:
Gentleman Nurn wrote:
It's the new guy's turn, yeeesssss.
Watch it bud.
I am, yeeesssss. With all five eyes, even.

I'm not a red shirt I don't have to die.

Silver Crusade

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That's what all the sacrifices say.

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