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The Thread Celestial


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D'you know that the vegepygmy head weighs 8 pounds?


D'you know that bees and turnips can smell fear?


D'you know that our next door neighbor has three poodles?

Silver Crusade

There goes the neighborhood.

Silver Crusade

Anyway, I'm sure rutabagas are not what Asmodeus was looking for.

I feel a rash coming on.


Can I borrow a cup of filings?


The rutabagas screamed. That should count for something.


Oh, you know what? Those might have been those smurfnibblers that got turned into rutabagas. You promised to reverse the transformation, boss, like a couple of centuries ago.


AIEEEEEEE!!!!

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

Oh, you know what? Those might have been those s****nibblers that got turned into rutabagas. You promised to reverse the transformation, boss, like a couple of centuries ago.

Well, it's late for that now. Since the rutabagas were actually little blue men polymorphed into tubers, perhaps Asmodeus will be pleased after all.

At any rate, if they screamed, I know one celestial who is certainly pleased.


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Hey, we got a flyer in today's mail. Zon-Kuthon's Krazy Footwear Emporium is having a sale. And there's coupons!

{looks confused} What is "footwear"? Heck, what's a "foot"? Hmmm, time to look up humanoid anatomy in the handy Rob Liefeld's Guide to Human Anatomy.


It's like a tentacle, except short and stumpy and with little tentacles on the ends. Also it can't really grab anything.


I don't trust any business that misspells crazzy.

Silver Crusade

It's Crazy Crazy *Tries to emulate monster truck announcer guy...voice cracks*

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

I don't trust any business that misspells crazzy.

Hey CF, you misspelled crayzie.


Oh no, the smurfnibblers took away my abillitie to spell!


What the...I'm not even carrying a present!


{digs in to a second bowl of 20yro Smurfberry Crunch cereal previously forgotten in the pantry} I didn't realize the natural progression of stale eventually leads to petrified. I think the artifici͇͈a̴͇̯͈̝͍̦̝l̖͇̯̠ ̛̮̼̩͈c̖̜̘̣o̧̙̣͓l̟͚̝̯or̠s̪͡ h̡̜͎̹̠̘͕ͅạ̝͕̞̞ͅv̠̯̻̼̝̣̬ȩ̷̻͍̫̼͓͞ ̡̪͙̘̦̥͈o̗̲͕͚̦͈̮̭ṉ͓̦̥̣l̦̼͓͕͙̕y̶̲̞̩͖̞̜ ̠͙̙̩͇͘͡i̢̳̦͈͟n͘͡͏̝t̶̯͓̼̜̣̱̙͍̲e҉̙̬͕͉n͎̯͈̦͈̪͝s̸͏̞̼̲̝͚ͅi̛̭̼͖̫͇f̸̦͇̣̩ì̻͡ͅe̢̯͝ͅ ͈d͘͜҉̞͙͉̲ w̴̛͡͏̡̝̱̗͍̟̖̝̖̟͈̪̹̪̙͕i̷̗̝̰̰̼͈̜͈͔̹͉͕̳̥̻̖ͅt̸̷͎͍̼̠̘͙̟̘̻̳ͅh̴̵̘̮͍̪͙̪̲̳̙̞̫̘͜͞ ̵̟̟͍̲̙̜̦͖à̵͇̥̘̰͎͚̹͎̣͉͍̥̼̣͠͡g̷̼̙̭͎̹̜̻̹͠e̶͘҉͕̪̝̩͎̭̼͈̟̻̪̟̲̙̩͕̙͕̖.̡̧̩̹̜̦͓̱̙̻̕ͅ ̳͔̟̙ͅ.̶̰͖̖͕̘͜͡͞.́͏̻͉̥̮͉͈̻̦͎͕̗̼͟ ̨̫̣̫̥͎̯̹̼̺̰̮̟͙͟W̙̫̠͇͢͞͝͝ͅh̸͙͚̖̰̫͕̯́͟͠o҉̸̀҉͈̜̤͚̤̪̪̼̹͕̟̝͙̱̰͉̻̠̜a̶̷̧̫̦̬̪̼̙̜͖͘. ̷̢̕͏͈̫͚̤̫̯͇̟̳̻͏̷̡̦̣̗̻̬̀͠


Wally Cleaver wrote:
It's Crazy Crazy *Tries to emulate monster truck announcer guy...voice cracks*

Aww. My little Wally is growing up. Before you know it, he will be having his first lady-bleeds.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:
What the...I'm not even carrying a present!

Why not?

Somehow you have managed to disappoint me again.


I'll go back to the flaying box.


Mmmm, Flays(tm)... can't stop at one!

Wait, we're talking about parsnip chips, right?


Kinda more like petrified parsnip chips.

Silver Crusade

I told you not to employ a medusa in the kitchen.


She was the only one who interviewed for the job, though. And you said I needed help in the kitchen.


Could be worse, could be Guy Fieri.

{begins renewing anti-Fieri wards and runes}

Silver Crusade

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

Could be worse, could be Guy Fieri.

{begins renewing anti-Fieri wards and runes}

Watch it! If you say his name 2 more times, you might complete the summoning.

Silver Crusade

On second thought, this menu is better than anything CF ever came up with.


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I really should have taken the Paula Deen correspondence Cooking and Racism course.


3 times to summon? You only need 1 for TOZ.


I think the slaads got into the power converters again.


<_<

Lantern Lodge

But...they were so much better than the medusas menu

Silver Crusade

No wonder my cult is so small. Our food is lame and people are reduced to eating the hardware.

I'm ordering a pizza.


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What a coincidence! I just got a job delivering pizzas at Daemono's. I tried to apply at Baba Yaga's Pizza Hut, but the manager seemed really cranky. I'm hoping I can get in the kitchen, but my trainer, The Fleshless One, I mean, Mr. The Fleshless One says that I'm much more suitable as a driver. Anyway, I recommend that you try the Die-Whyin', which has generous portions of Sacrificial Ham and Painapple.

Oh, oh, oh, and I met this girl who might be "the one". She seems to really get me. Her name is Braaaaaiiiinnnnnssssss, or something like that. I think she's from one of those exotic Outer Planes like Mechanus. The Fleshless...Mr. The Fleshless One pointed out in the employee manual, entitled Employee Suffering, wow they have a sense of humor at Daemono's, I mean who really enjoys their job, right, he pointed out that employee relationships are only permissible if one of the employees is syphilitic, whatever that means.


Oh I know that place. The Die-Whyin' isn't too bad, but I'm much more partial to the Heat-n-Loather's myself. The spice they put on the pepperaughni is to die for, yeeeessss.

Silver Crusade

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CF's post made me hungry.


I believe that's the point.

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