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The_Paladin_of_Nevada

Wed, Apr 24, 2013, 12:43 PM

Exactly.

Celestial Follower

Tue, May 7, 2013, 03:45 PM

I'm back from the Turnip Connoisseur Conference!

Celestial Argos

Tue, May 7, 2013, 08:14 PM

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Did you turnip any good recipes there?

Celestial Healer

Wed, May 8, 2013, 07:12 AM

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Good recipe, bad recipe... It doesn't matter once CF attempts it.

Celestial Follower

Wed, May 8, 2013, 07:26 AM

Yeah, boss, I remember you saying something about never eating anything I cooked again after the third use of the +5 stomach pump.

Celestial Thaumoctopus

Wed, May 8, 2013, 08:05 AM

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{rushes in excitedly with laptop} Good news, CF! I was just checking the sales figures: your brand new Celestial Follower's Sustaining Spoontm is selling through the roof! It's a little odd that nearly all off them are being bought and shipped to only two buyers: 1) someplace called "The Reno Buffet of Dis," and b) someone named "Ramsay Bolton" though... Still, a sale is a sale!

Celestial Follower

Wed, May 8, 2013, 09:14 AM

Yay! And to think the spoons were almost recalled due to all the zombies they created...

Gentleman Nurn

Wed, May 8, 2013, 09:20 AM

I thought the new models were supposed to be upgraded to wights?

The_Paladin_of_Nevada

Wed, May 8, 2013, 10:05 AM

I'll hack up any zombies you want. My paladins are immune to disease, any disease.

Celestial Follower

Thu, May 9, 2013, 09:22 AM

I must have missed the wight memo.

Back to the drawing board...

Celestial Healer

Thu, May 9, 2013, 09:40 AM

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What should we do with these extra mohrgs?

Gentleman Nurn

Thu, May 9, 2013, 09:47 AM

Bake sale.

The_Paladin_of_Nevada

Thu, May 9, 2013, 11:50 PM

No, no, no. I can't Mohrgs dishing out cupcakes and girl scout cookies. I wonder if they would like working at a car wash. I heard the tips are pretty good.

Celestial Healer

Mon, May 13, 2013, 07:13 AM

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What do we need to run a car wash? Water elementals?

We have to do it right. Last time we ran a car wash, the kraken down the block totally showed us up. He could scrub 8 cars at once.

The_Paladin_of_Nevada

Tue, May 14, 2013, 10:36 AM

F-cking Krakens! How did they get out of the water and cross the border without their visa permit and green card?

I've told people a hundred times before car washes plus nereids equalsa big profits. Butnobodylistens...

Celestial Healer

Wed, May 15, 2013, 08:17 AM

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Those krakens are very good at forging documents. I heard one of them entered the country by pretending to be Katie Couric.

The_Paladin_of_Nevada

Wed, May 15, 2013, 09:38 AM

Katie Couric's a kracken. Gentlemen, prepare your trusty mounts and weapons. We ride forth to slay the beast.

Gentleman Nurn

Wed, May 15, 2013, 09:44 AM

*rides up in a chariot made of stripped Inevitable gears, pulled by a pair of Imentesh Proteans*

Let's roll, yeeesssss.

Celestial Follower

Thu, May 16, 2013, 08:06 AM

I always thought Matt Lauer was the secret kraken.

Celestial Healer

Thu, May 16, 2013, 08:37 AM

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And that's why you're a terrible bouncer.

Celestial Follower

Thu, May 16, 2013, 08:45 AM

You never let me get a trampoline!

Fireman Gob Montag

Friday, 06:43 AM

{sets fire to Matt Lauer just to be sure}

Celestial Follower

Friday, 06:46 AM

Hooray!!

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