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The Thread Celestial


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Did you know that a lion's roar can be heard from five miles away?

Weird...I don't usually dispense useless facts, unless it's about turnips.


{braincells begin hibernating} Wow, that's something, Mr. Clavin. How far away can you hear a turnip?

Clavin?

Cheliax

It's not catching, is it?

*looks into beer mug* And there's no turnip in here, I hope?

Silver Crusade

I only get to drink pickle juice.


Pickle juice is pretty good.

By the way, I only use turnips in cider.


Vodka and orange juice are my brands, especially when mixed together.

Silver Crusade

I like anything mixed with carbonated holy water.


{wanders in from garage} Well, I've got good news and bad news. Good news is that the nice Mr. Efreeti down at the Monkeypaw Pawn Shop & Loan agreed to accept my rare Carrot Top rookie card as payment for a wish... so I wished away all our turnips.

The bad news is, we now have zucchini-sign the likes of which even Gilbert Gottfried has never seen.


{picks up "Crafting Gollums for Dummies" book, sits in front of 2,000 lb. of zucchinis, and begins making Craft checks} At least a zucchini golem will be handy for housework.


The turnips are in the attic!


*Walks into the Thread*

"This is your funny Sunny Godhead and I want to know who put all the these turnips in my resort. My night club and swimmming pool are over-flowing this red vegtables. Have you ever seen anyone swim in a wave pool filled bottom to top with radishes? HAve you?!"

*taps his foot impatiently*

"Who's going to clean up this mess?"

Shadow Lodge

*pfffft* this is Agent 56 reporting a turnip incident at the godhead resort, requesting backup from LV metro *pffft*

Andoran

Message received, over. Echo tango bravo.

Silver Crusade

Sunny Godhead wrote:

*Walks into the Thread*

"This is your funny Sunny Godhead and I want to know who put all the these turnips in my resort. My night club and swimmming pool are over-flowing this red vegtables. Have you ever seen anyone swim in a wave pool filled bottom to top with radishes? HAve you?!"

*taps his foot impatiently*

"Who's going to clean up this mess?"

Are they turnips or radishes? Those are two different vegetables. If they are turnips, that would be us. If they are radishes... I don't know... try the poodles.

Shadow Lodge

Agent Superball wrote:
Message received, over. Echo tango bravo.

I copy echo tango bravo, requesting backup zulu whiskey mariachi


Celestial Healer wrote:
Are they turnips or radishes? Those are two different vegetables. If they are turnips, that would be us. If they are radishes... I don't know... try the poodles.

{hides Celestial Follower's research on radnip and turnish hybrids under the sofa, whistles innocently}

Andoran

AM Government Official wrote:
Agent Superball wrote:
Message received, over. Echo tango bravo.
I copy echo tango bravo, requesting backup zulu whiskey mariachi

Affirmative. Suits en route whiskey mark seven golf mike tango.


Has anyone seen my recipe folder? I wanted to make a nice rutaturradden.


I just saw a triple rainbow.

Cheliax

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Celestial Follower wrote:
I just saw a triple rainbow.

"A triple rainbow rises. Troll blood has been spilled this night." - JRR Sebastian, The Lord of the Snark

Cheliax

<DING!> I made a fresh batch of poutine with turnip gravy and zucchini fries!


Yay! My fourteenth favorite!


Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:
<DING!> I made a fresh batch of poutine with turnip gravy and zucchini fries!

Impressive. Ever do weddings?

Cheliax

Wedding? Who's getting hitched? Do you need a fresh best man? Or a bouncer?


I married once then I "egged" her.

Silver Crusade

Jeez, CF. Do we let in just anybody these days? You're supposed to be checking the slaadi at the door.


<Brandishing axomiatic turnip>

Out damned slaad! Out, I say!

Shadow Lodge

Psshht..Agent Superball we have a 10/200 in progress SWARM SWARM the intruder slaadi...Psssht


Alright! I get the message! You don't need to wave vegetables at me. I'm leaving.


axomiatic? I was drunk when I posted that?

Yay!

You're my favorite turnip, Axomi.

Silver Crusade

You are the lamest bouncer ever.


Thanks, boss! I like it when my hard work gets recognized.

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