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It's weird, the pit *cough* balors really liked the turnips, so we're all out."Just realised it's been awhile since i've had any fruit or veg., is there any here? well apart from this pommie/limey/old fruit"
"Oh yes the turnips. Any still about?"
"Cool, whatever. I'll just get a cocktail ith a cherry in."
*walks over to bar, gets a poncy cocktail with a cherry, mini-umbrella in a glass with salt around the edges. downs the flourescent liquid.*
"Whoooo, i don't think that mixed well with the pill the doctor gave me."
*smokes comes out his nostrils and twinkly stars surround his head*
*moves to the dance floor and starts to do the St. Vitus Dance*
"Yeah, Bauhaus roxx!!"
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Man, when will this dumb party end?!
For us, at least right about now. We've heard about a really cool new party bus so we're off to check that out. We may be back later.
Molly gives DSX a kiss. "You were awfully good," she says with a wink. "Hope I see you again soon."
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Follower! How about a veggie tray with an assortment of fatty dips?
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Follower! How about a veggie tray with an assortment of fatty dips?
As a Lawful Good angel, it is my duty to eat a healthy, balanced diet.
...which means I'm stealing from the poodles. Don't we have anything other than imported beer and turnips?| Priestess of Discord |
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Follower! How about a veggie tray with an assortment of fatty dips?As a Lawful Good angel, it is my duty to eat a healthy, balanced diet.
...which means I'm stealing from the poodles. Don't we have anything other than imported beer and turnips?
Someone, not me, left you a Baby Ruth floating on top of your tank. Not a real baby, silly. Maybe not a real candy bar either. Ewww!
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<Runs back with vegetable tray>
OK. We've got Ranch, High-Fat Italian, All-Fat Vinaigrette...not sure about that one. Someone tried to sell me Dretchings, though. No thanks!
Say, where'd everyone go?
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<Infernal cop car pops in>
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
<Tentacles grab random patrons>
Hooray! We're back! That side trip to Ry'leh, North Carolina was pretty rough.
*Finally recovers from (planar)road enough to get out of car*
Jack's, I have good news!| Dragonborn Junior |
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*Finally recovers from (planar)road enough to get out of car*
Jack's, I have good news!
*turns back into a dragon*
I need a drink and I'm willing to turn it into a drinking game! Who knows how to play "I've never?"| Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King |
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Shoo! If chaos is so good, what are you doing in a place of law and order?
I thought Good welcomed all non-evil sentients who were open to goodness?
Poor fishy- {reaches in and lays a big wet kiss on him} being so Lawful all the time must make it hard to relax and unwind. Do you need any help? {offers handfull a assorted pills}
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I thought Good welcomed all non-evil sentients who were open to goodness?
That would be "nice", but wouldn't be necessary to be "good". Plus, the slaadi kind of stink up the place.
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That would be "nice", but wouldn't be necessary to be "good". Plus, the slaadi kind of stink up the place.
{gates in, looks around, and wrinkles nose in disgust} Now now, CB, sometimes being Good does mean being Nice too. You wouldn't want the Slaadi to file a class-discrimination Lawsuit against you and your "enterprise" here, would you?
Besides, I'm certain you could have gotten one or two of those "nymphets" to scrub down any Slaad that popped in.
{starts wandering around, making note of fire exits, maximum occupancy, and equal access for physically-challenged patrons}
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*shoots the hippeh in the face*
Erm.
That was justified!
Celestial = outsider
hippeh = chaotic
lawyer = evil
Ergo, he's a demon and was planning an invasion.
Someone hide the body.
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I'll take it dearie, I can always use a new butler at my lair ..
drags hippeh corpse away
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*shoots the hippeh in the face*
Erm.
That was justified!
Celestial = outsider
hippeh = chaotic
lawyer = evil
Ergo, he's a demon and was planning an invasion.Someone hide the body.
Hippehs are chaotic GOOD, you fool!
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Hey, what's going on? Why was there just a succubus in there? Isn't this place supposed to kill demons and stuff? Hint, hint.
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Hippehs are chaotic GOOD, you fool!*shoots the hippeh in the face*
Erm.
That was justified!
Celestial = outsider
hippeh = chaotic
lawyer = evil
Ergo, he's a demon and was planning an invasion.Someone hide the body.
No, lawyer trumps hippeh every time.
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Hey, what's going on? Why was there just a succubus in there? Isn't this place supposed to kill demons and stuff? Hint, hint.
I've never seen such an old succubus. Who is she supposed to be seducing, looking like that? She doesn't seem like much of a threat.
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Hippehs are chaotic GOOD, you fool!
No, lawyer trumps hippeh every time.
{Gate's in, brushes off jacket} Ah, meeting adjourned 45 minutes for lunch. Hello again, CB. Barkeep, might I get a double martini? Thanks, my good Jack.
Don't get your scales ruffled, Mr. Fish. CB had some sort of childhood trauma, something about being trapped in a 60's flower-power legal commune. He can't help shooting hippeys or lawyers, especially if they pop in unannounced and catch him by surprise.
And no, lawyers aren't automatically evil. Just nearly all of the better ones.
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I've never seen such an old succubus. Who is she supposed to be seducing, looking like that? She doesn't seem like much of a threat.
Appears in a puff of unfiltered Pall Mall cigarette smoke
I work the Sunbelt sonny, you should look so good after three centuries in Arizona!
| Dragonborn Junior |
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*Flies into thread*
Hey everybody I'm ba-
*sees old succubus and flies off. Could be Laughing, could be vomiting*
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Anyway, just kidding about the Nine Hells. If I ever got back there, all those parking tickets would catch up with me, anyway.*Gulp*
<Watches nervously for infernal cops bearing warrants>
Pops in from the Astral Plane.
Remain in teh vee-hick-ull!
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*Slides around the backseat*
What radio stations does a hell car get?
Well, probably ones that play Hell's Devils.
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It's weird, the pit *cough* balors really liked the turnips, so we're all out."Just realised it's been awhile since i've had any fruit or veg., is there any here? well apart from this pommie/limey/old fruit"
"Oh yes the turnips. Any still about?"
I thought we had an infinite stock?
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That would be "nice", but wouldn't be necessary to be "good". Plus, the slaadi kind of stink up the place.{gates in, looks around, and wrinkles nose in disgust} Now now, CB, sometimes being Good does mean being Nice too. You wouldn't want the Slaadi to file a class-discrimination Lawsuit against you and your "enterprise" here, would you?
Besides, I'm certain you could have gotten one or two of those "nymphets" to scrub down any Slaad that popped in.
{starts wandering around, making note of fire exits, maximum occupancy, and equal access for physically-challenged patrons}
Hmmm... would implanting an egg in a nymphet give it the celestial template?
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I thought we had an infinite stock?It's weird, the pit *cough* balors really liked the turnips, so we're all out."Just realised it's been awhile since i've had any fruit or veg., is there any here? well apart from this pommie/limey/old fruit"
"Oh yes the turnips. Any still about?"
Er, well, see, those pi...balors are really hungry.
It's really quiet here now.
ECHO
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Hmmm... would implanting an egg in a nymphet give it the celestial template?That would be "nice", but wouldn't be necessary to be "good". Plus, the slaadi kind of stink up the place.{gates in, looks around, and wrinkles nose in disgust} Now now, CB, sometimes being Good does mean being Nice too. You wouldn't want the Slaadi to file a class-discrimination Lawsuit against you and your "enterprise" here, would you?
Besides, I'm certain you could have gotten one or two of those "nymphets" to scrub down any Slaad that popped in.
{starts wandering around, making note of fire exits, maximum occupancy, and equal access for physically-challenged patrons}
*Hits Fruit Slaad with moral dilemma, then blasts him out of the thread with axiomatic energy*
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*Flies back over thread*
Hey, there is a volleyball game going on in the Jack thread. Between Lynora-Jill, Ambrosia Slaad, Alaina, and 3 celestial nymphs!
*Flies to Jack thread*
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What are those Celestial Nymphs doing on the Jacks thread? I thought they were part of my cult...
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What are those Celestial Nymphs doing on the Jacks thread? I thought they were part of my cult...
No, they just come for the parties. They are chaotic, after all.
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What are those Celestial Nymphs doing on the Jacks thread? I thought they were part of my cult...No, they just come for the parties. They are chaotic, after all.
I don't know why they would leave our thread. We're fun.
Maybe a game of Scrabble would give this party a boost.
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What are those Celestial Nymphs doing on the Jacks thread? I thought they were part of my cult...No, they just come for the parties. They are chaotic, after all.I don't know why they would leave our thread. We're fun.
Maybe a game of Scrabble would give this party a boost.
Sure. I'll go first. *puts down letters* [url=http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0031.htmlZyqxuwy.[/url]
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Sure. I'll go first. *puts down letters* Zyqxuwy.What are those Celestial Nymphs doing on the Jacks thread? I thought they were part of my cult...No, they just come for the parties. They are chaotic, after all.I don't know why they would leave our thread. We're fun.
Maybe a game of Scrabble would give this party a boost.
Ok! I can build off your U, I think... T-R-U-E. 4 points. So far you are up by about 150. I hope I get some better letters.
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...I hope I get some better letters.
{sends telepathic message to CH} Lynora-Jill and I are playing volleyball in the Jack thread. Wanna come over and cheer for her? ? I think she's part Celestial if that matters.
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...I hope I get some better letters.{sends telepathic message to CH} Lynora-Jill and I are playing volleyball in the Jack thread. Wanna come over and cheer for her? ? I think she's part Celestial if that matters.
Who are you kidding? The party's here! I'm about to put this W on a triple letter score, baby!
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Who are you kidding? The party's here! I'm about to put this W on a triple letter score, baby!
{sends telepathic image of Lynora in bikini jumping up and down in slow motion} The party's where?
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*a tiny see-through dragon appears next to Angel Fish*
Okay, if you take this letters and play of his W in 'Wayfinder',
you can spell out worcestershire. It's a sauce.
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Who are you kidding? The party's here! I'm about to put this W on a triple letter score, baby!{sends telepathic image of Lynora in bikini jumping up and down in slow motion} The party's where?
You forgot that I like guys.
Hmm. "WALLABY" would use all 7 of my letters...
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You forgot that I like guys.
{telepathically:} Oops, I didn't know. I'm very, very sorry for sending those images. {feels horrible, breaks link}
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Well, this party's been real, but when the bikini team is volleyballing over at the Jack's clubhouse, I gotta give the Scrabble a pass. Laters!
Collects up his fiendish dryads and nymphs and gates out
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I've brought the Chardonnay and the Rice Chex. Enjoy!
By the way, CH, flumph isn't a legal word.
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I've brought the Chardonnay and the Rice Chex. Enjoy!
By the way, CH, flumph isn't a legal word.
Well, we don't have a dictionary for challenges, so we've been using Monster Manuals instead.
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You forgot that I like guys.{telepathically:} Oops, I didn't know. I'm very, very sorry for sending those images. {feels horrible, breaks link}
No worries. We can go shopping sometime.
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Well, we don't have a dictionary for challenges, so we've been using Monster Manuals instead.I've brought the Chardonnay and the Rice Chex. Enjoy!
By the way, CH, flumph isn't a legal word.
"Yrthak". And on a double word score...