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The Thread Celestial


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Celestial Healer wrote:

Mmm, pizza rolls!

All in favor of abandoning my plans for internet domination in exchange for a plan involving comsuming delicious finger foods?

Yep, I'm pretty sure everybody's in favor of that. Especially when you add alcoholic beverages to the menu. *giggle*

Molly appears to be nearly finished drinking a bottle of tequila.

Silver Crusade

This is going to be the best cult ever.


Celestial Healer wrote:

Mmm, pizza rolls!

All in favor of abandoning my plans for internet domination in exchange for a plan involving comsuming delicious finger foods?

Let's eat! You too!

*Drops pizza rolls in fishbowl*


celestial nymph wrote:
How do you use a sword if you have no hands?

{ponders this inadvertant koan} "How do you use a sword if you have no hands?" Whoa babe, that's deep.

{glances up and down, pondering Celestial Nymph} Double-whoa!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Anyway, just kidding about the Nine Hells. If I ever got back there, all those parking tickets would catch up with me, anyway.

*Gulp*

<Watches nervously for infernal cops bearing warrants>

Silver Crusade

Gah! If they ask, I'm not here!

Damn Lawful Evil plane... The Abyss lets you park wherever you want.

*hides*


Celestial Healer wrote:

Gah! If they ask, I'm not here!

Damn Lawful Evil plane... The Abyss lets you park wherever you want.

*hides*

You don't have anything to worry about, boss, as we're definitely not on any layer of hell whatsoever.

I really need to talk to the guy who sold me this thread.


Celestial Follower wrote:
<Watches nervously for infernal cops bearing warrants>

{nudges Celestial Follower} If any Infernal cops show up, let's steal their horseless carriage. {nods head toward Celestial Healer} The boss would love it.

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Celestialmobile or what?


Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
<Watches nervously for infernal cops bearing warrants>

{nudges Celestial Follower} If any Infernal cops show up, let's steal their horseless carriage. {nods head toward Celestial Healer} The boss would love it.

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Celestialmobile or what?

I like the way you think!


"Infernal cops, i wonder what sort of confiscated contraband they would be carrying? It could pep up even this glorious party, eh doc?"


DSXMachina wrote:
"Infernal cops, i wonder what sort of confiscated contraband they would be carrying? It could pep up even this glorious party, eh doc?"

Oh! Pick me! I can slip and slaad through the bars and into the evidence room!

Silver Crusade

Sweet.

Stealing from evil infernal police is a good act, right?


Celestial Follower wrote:
I like the way you think!

I'm impressionable. My Granpappy, Jan Jansen I, invented his improved scrying device: the Inter-Dimensional Invisible Observation Transceiver Box. I spent hours in front of it every day watching "moo-vees".

Fortunately, Mom was wrong and I suffered no ill effects from it.


stupid germanic accent
"Ah zo, doktor you enjoy watching ze people, how you say, doing things, while you are unobserved?"


DSXMachina wrote:
"Infernal cops, i wonder what sort of confiscated contraband they would be carrying? It could pep up even this glorious party, eh doc?"

"Ooh! Oh. But we really shouldn't. That's how Missy ended up in rehab. But maybe just once..."


DSXMachina wrote:

stupid germanic accent

"Ah zo, doktor you enjoy watching ze people, how you say, doing things, while you are unobserved?"

{looks around, sees no couch} "I'm not much on rear window ethics."

Silver Crusade

DSXMachina wrote:

stupid germanic accent

"Ah zo, doktor you enjoy watching ze people, how you say, doing things, while you are unobserved?"

It's one of the wonders of technology. Voyeurism via electronic media is acceptable. Doing it in person is creepy.


Jack Hammer strolls in, carrying a bottle and a small keg.

"I heard there's some pizza rolls here?!"


Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer strolls in, carrying a bottle and a small keg.

"I heard there's some pizza rolls here?!"

*Slides over with tray of pizza rolls*

Here ya go.
*slides off in search of a certain picture...*


Slip and Slaad wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer strolls in, carrying a bottle and a small keg.

"I heard there's some pizza rolls here?!"

*Slides over with tray of pizza rolls*

Here ya go.
*slides off in search of a certain picture...*

Thanks!

Setting down his booze for a moment, JH munches pizza rolls while looking for any poodles to slide along the slaad's slippery slide. And maybe some bowling pins. More fun than the bumper bowling these holy rollers usually do on a Friday night.

Silver Crusade

Jack Hammer wrote:
Slip and Slaad wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer strolls in, carrying a bottle and a small keg.

"I heard there's some pizza rolls here?!"

*Slides over with tray of pizza rolls*

Here ya go.
*slides off in search of a certain picture...*

Thanks!

Setting down his booze for a moment, JH munches pizza rolls while looking for any poodles to slide along the slaad's slippery slide. And maybe some bowling pins. More fun than the bumper bowling these holy rollers usually do on a Friday night.

Bumper bowling was last Friday. This Friday it's Russian Roulette.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Slip and Slaad wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer strolls in, carrying a bottle and a small keg.

"I heard there's some pizza rolls here?!"

*Slides over with tray of pizza rolls*

Here ya go.
*slides off in search of a certain picture...*

Thanks!

Setting down his booze for a moment, JH munches pizza rolls while looking for any poodles to slide along the slaad's slippery slide. And maybe some bowling pins. More fun than the bumper bowling these holy rollers usually do on a Friday night.

Bumper bowling was last Friday. This Friday it's Russian Roulette.

Sweet. Who's the Russian? Where's the big wheel we strap him to?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Bumper bowling was last Friday. This Friday it's Russian Roulette.

The Rus used to live in present day Rashemon I think. I've heard vague tales of this Rus-ian Roulette, from this old Rashemi ranger and his hamster... it sounded like fun! Let me go get my repeating crossbow... {runs gleefully to valet parking to get pack mule}


Spin the Wheel! Hear him squeal! Peel his flesh, to get at his soul so fresh!

*oops, sorry. I get excited at Carnivals*


Jack Hammer wrote:
Setting down his booze for a moment, JH munches pizza rolls while looking for any poodles to slide along the slaad's slippery slide. And maybe some bowling pins. More fun than the bumper bowling these holy rollers usually do on a Friday night.

{drops dried, ground, psychodelic mushrooms in the Jack's beer when he is busy snarfing pizza rolls}


Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Setting down his booze for a moment, JH munches pizza rolls while looking for any poodles to slide along the slaad's slippery slide. And maybe some bowling pins. More fun than the bumper bowling these holy rollers usually do on a Friday night.
{drops dried, ground, psychodelic mushrooms in the Jack's beer when he is busy snarfing pizza rolls}

Silly. He hasn't tapped the keg or cracked the bottle yet. ...but he will eventually


Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:
{drops dried, ground, psychodelic mushrooms in the Jack's beer when he is busy snarfing pizza rolls}
Jack Hammer wrote:
Silly. He hasn't tapped the keg or cracked the bottle yet. ...but he will eventually

sigh Well, I tried. Poor golem... with his autocompensating mechanical eyes and ears, he's never going to enjoy the strobe lights, lasers, or pulsing music in here.

{poors rest of mushroom dust into his own beer} Waste not, want not. {toasts} Here's to you Gonzo, wherever you are. {slams it down}


Jack Hammer wrote:


Setting down his booze for a moment, JH munches pizza rolls while looking for any poodles to slide along the slaad's slippery slide. And maybe some bowling pins. More fun than the bumper bowling these holy rollers usually do on a Friday night.

"Hey! You came. These guys definitely know how to throw a party. Whew. All that dancing is thirsty work. You got any mojitos around here? Or margaritas?"

Silver Crusade

Follower! Get the margaritas!


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


Setting down his booze for a moment, JH munches pizza rolls while looking for any poodles to slide along the slaad's slippery slide. And maybe some bowling pins. More fun than the bumper bowling these holy rollers usually do on a Friday night.

"Hey! You came. These guys definitely know how to throw a party. Whew. All that dancing is thirsty work. You got any mojitos around here? Or margaritas?"

I've got the fixins *munch* for Dark & Stormies *munch* since some angels get rattled 'bout *munch* the dark part. Want some pizza rolls?


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


Setting down his booze for a moment, JH munches pizza rolls while looking for any poodles to slide along the slaad's slippery slide. And maybe some bowling pins. More fun than the bumper bowling these holy rollers usually do on a Friday night.

"Hey! You came. These guys definitely know how to throw a party. Whew. All that dancing is thirsty work. You got any mojitos around here? Or margaritas?"
I've got the fixins *munch* for Dark & Stormies *munch* since some angels get rattled 'bout *munch* the dark part. Want some pizza rolls?

"Mmmm. Dark & Stormies. My favorite. And thanks. I think I will have some pizza rolls."


Which of these robots mixes the drinks?


Jack Hammer wrote:
Which of these robots mixes the drinks?

I don't think they have anyone to mix the drinks. Well, there's Celestial Follower, but he's better with the intentions than the execution.

Shrugs and pulls her cell phone out of the extradimensional pocket sewed into the inside of her dress and calls a number. She pushes some buttons and puts the phone away.

Rosie should be here soon.


*whirrr.*

You called mistress?


Celestial Healer wrote:

Sweet.

Stealing from evil infernal police is a good act, right?

Chaotic Good, but justifiable.


Keeping the imps away from this thread is hard work.

I'm mixing the margaritas, right now.

<Grabs tequila, triple sec, lime juice, mixes them>

Huh, where'd this "mushroom paste" come from? Must be something new I wanted to try.

<Pours paste into margarita, then wanders the thread>

Here you go. And you. And you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I see a carriage I have to take care of.


Celestial Follower wrote:
Now, if you'll excuse me, I see a carriage I have to take care of.

Why step on the side of angels when you can raise a little (9) Hell(s)?

I'm in. Lets go get a demon cop carriage! Wait, that is what you were talking about right?


*slides over*
Lets go!


Hmm, this one belongs to Lt. Bill Z. Bubba.

<Fires up the siren>

Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!

Does that sound like shrieking souls to anyone else? Nah. It's just me.

Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!


*Slides around the backseat*
What radio stations does a hell car get?


*Looks in the rearview mirror*
You know we're being followed, right?


<Busy trying to find something on the radio other than Rick Astley and Celine Dion>

Time to get away!

<Mashes down on the accelerator>

Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!


*slides around some more*
Hey, press the big red button. Hope it's like the Men in Black movie, or we could blow up...


{Teleports in, lands on hood} wHoA! i ShOuLdN't'Ve DoNe ThAt LaSt BaTcH oF 'sHrOoMs

{decides to remain on the hood, TJ Hooker style}


Downs a margarita.

I...don't feel so good. I don't suppose anyone prepared neutralize poison today? Oh dear. Colors are definitely not supposed to do that.


the worm......neutralizes......the poison.....


I can't shake whoever's (or whatever's) following us!

<Slams fist on the red button. A spiral forms in front of the infernal carriage, and the carriage disappears>

I don't think we're in Erebus, I mean Elysium, anymore.

Oh well, at least I got those margaritas made.

And now to watch the RiffTrax version of "The Happening" with my son.


lynora-Jill wrote:

Downs a margarita.

I...don't feel so good. I don't suppose anyone prepared neutralize poison today? Oh dear. Colors are definitely not supposed to do that.

*Scoops glass of holy water from Angel Fishes tank*

"Here this might help."

Silver Crusade

Where did they go with that infernal cop car?


"I have no idea sir, i turn my back and the place goes to hell, with Jacks and people feeling off colour, it's shocking. Can i refresh your glass."

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