celestial nymph wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Sorry, a bit of a tickle in my throat...

"Drink?" Molly says cheerfully, offering a very tall glass of vodka.

Thank you, but I would have to spit it out like in the movie Dogma. It sucks being an angel sometimes.

"Wow, that sucks...or spits as is the case."

We must infiltrate the threads of the other cults and blend in with them as best as possible. Using all of our craft and subtlety, we will turn their conversations into flamewars and got all their threads LOCKED.

When all of their pathetic threads are shut down, ours will be the only one remaining, and I shall reign supreme!

{suddenly struck by a Moment of Clarity} Wait... that almost sounds evil. I thought you were one of the good- hey, is that tequila & more blow? {wanders off following a pair of elven strippers with trays of brainbenders}

I'm lawful snarky. That means we can be dastardly, as long as we do it in an orderly fashion.

<!-- Splendid plan revealed /-->

{Gates in with basket of colored & coloured eggs}

Hmmm... {shotguns a couple flutes of champagne} you're gonna need lots of crafty shock-troops...

{presents egg basket} Viola! Instant troops, just add hosts. They grow faster than Dehydrated Instant Martians.

celestial nymph wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Sorry, a bit of a tickle in my throat...

"Drink?" Molly says cheerfully, offering a very tall glass of vodka.

Thank you, but I would have to spit it out like in the movie Dogma. It sucks being an angel sometimes.

Really? Lynora-Jill doesn't have any trouble at all drinking alcohol. Maybe it's because she's a Jill.

the thread celestial is indeed growing, with that said I present to you a song celestial

The Host of Seraphim

wow, if that doesn't switch your alignment over to lawful good, I don't know what will

Priestess of Discord wrote:

Azhagal wrote:

displeased with the lack of enthusiasm for his free muffins, Azhagal gives up his mission to resurrect Vomit guy, the regurgitated one...for now at least

come ye all who wish to travel on the road to enlightenment on my celestial Nutella wagon!

the smell of roasted hazelnuts bathed in a sea of warm chocolate fills the air, it is very enchanting you almost feel compelled to make a will save, but as quickly as it enters, it departs with Azhagal's sacred wagon of choco-hazelnutty goodness

delicious! I have come bearing untainted goodies and promise of a better life in...wherever I am currently going

I can taint those goodies for you if you wish, tall, bald, and handsome.

sounds....evil

draws religious artifact

The power of Torag compels you!

"You don't have to ask Torag to compel me. Just buy me a couple of drinks."

*wanders of to priestess*

"You'll like this plan of CH's it's very discordant"

*wanders of to priestess*

"You'll like this plan of CH's it's very discordant"

"Oh, we really serve the same master. He the lawful aspect, me the fun side."

"Need more magic markers for the fish tank?"

draws religious artifact

The power of Torag compels you!

"You don't have to ask Torag to compel me. Just buy me a couple of drinks."

Ah... 'The power of tequila compells me! The power of tequila compells me!'

Celestial Healer wrote:

celestial nymph wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Sorry, a bit of a tickle in my throat...

"Drink?" Molly says cheerfully, offering a very tall glass of vodka.

Thank you, but I would have to spit it out like in the movie Dogma. It sucks being an angel sometimes.

Really? Lynora-Jill doesn't have any trouble at all drinking alcohol. Maybe it's because she's a Jill.

Nah, she's part air elemental.

"What's that? I'm Awfully Good, as well."

I was "awfully good" once....at least that's what my girlfriend said.

"What's that? I'm Awfully Good, as well."

"Oh really?" Molly says with a grin.

DSXMachina wrote:

"What's that? I'm Awfully Good, as well."

"Oh really?" Molly says with a grin.

"You should try me sometime." winks

celestial nymph wrote:

DSXMachina wrote:

"What's that? I'm Awfully Good, as well."

"Oh really?" Molly says with a grin.

"You should try me sometime." winks

*giggles*

"Well maybe I will."

Uh, boss? I don't really like this plan...I'm Lawful Good, you know.

That's fine.

Our plan involves using the rules of the messageboards against our enemies. That is lawful.

Shutting down the poodle thread could only be a good thing.

Ergo: Lawful Good.

celestial nymph wrote:

DSXMachina wrote:

"What's that? I'm Awfully Good, as well."

"Oh really?" Molly says with a grin.

"You should try me sometime." winks

arching an eyebrow "How about Bad? Can you be a bad boy too?"

Mindy? Mindy?

Well, heck! (ooh sorry)

Where'd she go?

Mindy? Mindy?

Well, heck! (ooh sorry)

Where'd she go?

Mindy and Muffy are dancing with Evil Monkey.

Angel Fish wrote:

Uh, boss? I don't really like this plan...I'm Lawful Good, you know.

That's fine.

Our plan involves using the rules of the messageboards against our enemies. That is lawful.

Shutting down the poodle thread could only be a good thing.

Ergo: Lawful Good.

I dunno...the poodles aren't actually evil, they're neutral good, and pretty much the only other good guys here. Getting them shut down isn't technically a good thing.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Angel Fish wrote:

Uh, boss? I don't really like this plan...I'm Lawful Good, you know.

That's fine.

Our plan involves using the rules of the messageboards against our enemies. That is lawful.

Shutting down the poodle thread could only be a good thing.

Ergo: Lawful Good.

I dunno...the poodles aren't actually evil, they're neutral good, and pretty much the only other good guys here. Getting them shut down isn't technically a good thing.

And abusing the law in our favor to get power over all would be Lawful Evil. Maybe I should just go join the poodles...

Hmm. Fair enough, angel fish.

We will need a new plan, then.

Angel Fish wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Angel Fish wrote:

Uh, boss? I don't really like this plan...I'm Lawful Good, you know.

That's fine.

Our plan involves using the rules of the messageboards against our enemies. That is lawful.

Shutting down the poodle thread could only be a good thing.

Ergo: Lawful Good.

I dunno...the poodles aren't actually evil, they're neutral good, and pretty much the only other good guys here. Getting them shut down isn't technically a good thing.

And abusing the law in our favor to get power over all would be Lawful Evil. Maybe I should just go join the poodles...

Hmm. Fair enough, angel fish.

We will need a new plan, then.

Well, all the fiendish creatures are kinda...well, they don't have their own thread, so we can't go on a crusade...the Jacks have proven to be unharmed by my smiting, so they clearly aren't evil, the Poodles are insane, but they're pacifists, so it would be evil to attack them...dammit, there's nobody to smite!

Well, all the fiendish creatures are kinda...well, they don't have their own thread, so we can't go on a crusade...the Jacks have proven to be unharmed by my smiting, so they clearly aren't evil, the Poodles are insane, but they're pacifists, so it would be evil to attack them...dammit, there's nobody to smite!

Maybe we can just throw a Dictum at the slaadi?

Maybe we can just throw a Dictum at the slaadi?

Won't work on all of us.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Maybe we can just throw a Dictum at the slaadi?

Won't work on all of us.

Really? "Team Chaos" isn't as chaotic as they claim to be?

"I'm blowing this pop stand."

"I ordered a Fuzzy Navel, then a Bloody Brain, then Sex on the Beach, and they brought me drinks!"

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Maybe we can just throw a Dictum at the slaadi?

Won't work on all of us.

Really? "Team Chaos" isn't as chaotic as they claim to be?

No. We are actually much more chaotic, we just down play our craziness.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Maybe we can just throw a Dictum at the slaadi?

Won't work on all of us.

Really? "Team Chaos" isn't as chaotic as they claim to be?

No. We are actually much more chaotic, we just down play our craziness.

And you are forgetting that from the Primordial Chaos sprang Order, so the spell will have little or no effect on us because it to was born from Chaos... just like the slaadi.

And yet the SRD says it will work. I suppose the only way to settle this is to give it a try ;)

Flame wars, thread domination, celestial nymphs and tequila. I could get to like it here!

Flame wars, thread domination, celestial nymphs and tequila. I could get to like it here!

Mindy and Muffy giggle.

Oh, hey Mindy! It took forever to find you. Uh, so, uh, do you want to continue our dance. I like how you said I danced like a Celestial Water Buffalo.

Oh, hey Mindy! It took forever to find you. Uh, so, uh, do you want to continue our dance. I like how you said I danced like a Celestial Water Buffalo.

Mindy tries to think up a tactful way to turn him down as she rather likes her feet in the shape they're currently in, but her thought processes move slowly.

Ummmm....

Celestial Follower wrote:

Oh, hey Mindy! It took forever to find you. Uh, so, uh, do you want to continue our dance. I like how you said I danced like a Celestial Water Buffalo.

Mindy tries to think up a tactful way to turn him down as she rather likes her feet in the shape they're currently in, but her thought processes move slowly.

Ummmm....

*walks over with a large armful of drinks*

"Hey, i have got some drinks. If i remember Molly said you like the hard stuff and i got Mr. Follower a good strong stout."

*hopefully stopping any foot stomping with alcohol.*

*walks over with a large armful of drinks*

"Hey, i have got some drinks. If i remember Molly said you like the hard stuff and i got Mr. Follower a good strong stout."

*hopefully stopping any foot stomping with alcohol.*

*smiles gratefully at DSX*

"That's just so thoughtful of you. Isn't it, Mr. Follower? And I was getting so thirsty too. Mmmm, tequila."

Oh, yeah. I am thirsty, what with getting snacks and "fixing" the sign out front.

Thanks, DSX!

<Totally forgets about dancing>

Really? "Team Chaos" isn't as chaotic as they claim to be?

Oh yeah they are. Heck, I was only created via Create SimulaPuppet for sh*ts & giggles. And PuddleJackSlaad only exists because of twisted Wishing.

I wonder why we haven't gotten more angels on this thread... Celestia is a big place.

I wonder why we haven't gotten more angels on this thread... Celestia is a big place.

That's because we're in...uh...uh...Elysium, boss.

I wonder why we haven't gotten more angels on this thread... Celestia is a big place.

Doesn't a mortal haveta die before they can become an angel? {too coked up to follow this line of thought all the way through}

I wonder why we haven't gotten more angels on this thread... Celestia is a big place.

'cause some of you guys have a problem with 'fallen' angels?

I was maybe expecting more lawyers.

<Nervous laugh>

I was maybe expecting more lawyers.

<Nervous laugh>

Maybe if we moved this thread to the Nine Hells...

Celestial Follower wrote:

I was maybe expecting more lawyers.

<Nervous laugh>

Maybe if we moved this thread to the Nine Hells...

That's a, heh, funny one, boss.

Nine Hells, heh heh.

I've got to, uh, find some more, uh, snacks.

Celestial Follower wrote:

I was maybe expecting more lawyers.

<Nervous laugh>

Maybe if we moved this thread to the Nine Hells...

Yes, ha-ha. I'm going to go and, uh, replenish my spells. And practice with my sword. And start blessing more water. *cough*

Yes, ha-ha. I'm going to go and, uh, replenish my spells. And practice with my sword. And start blessing more water. *cough*

And practice with my sword.

And start blessing more water. *cough*

Blessing won't matter. Holy Water can't be that holy if it started out with fish f$**ing in it.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

I was maybe expecting more lawyers.

<Nervous laugh>

Maybe if we moved this thread to the Nine Hells...

Yes, ha-ha. I'm going to go and, uh, replenish my spells. And practice with my sword. And start blessing more water. *cough*

How do you use a sword if you have no hands?

Angel Fish wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

I was maybe expecting more lawyers.

<Nervous laugh>

Maybe if we moved this thread to the Nine Hells...

Yes, ha-ha. I'm going to go and, uh, replenish my spells. And practice with my sword. And start blessing more water. *cough*

How do you use a sword if you have no hands?

You should see what he can do with those fins.

Anyway, just kidding about the Nine Hells. If I ever got back there, all those parking tickets would catch up with me, anyway.

Celestial Follower wrote:

I was maybe expecting more lawyers.

<Nervous laugh>

Maybe if we moved this thread to the Nine Hells...

But I only just set down this friggin ton of pizza rolls!

And they get mean if you slid around the Hells...

Mmm, pizza rolls!

All in favor of abandoning my plans for internet domination in exchange for a plan involving comsuming delicious finger foods?