I think everyone is worried about Judges showing up.
And it's not even my birthday!
<Goes to find autograph book>
Oh, oh, oh. I need to braise something, stat!
I found some delightful fish I can braise.
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So that's where Angel Fish went.
Judges? Who needs judges. I'm a paladin-at-law. Justice ain't nothing without a military tribunal I say. Look at work at Gitmo. A proud example of fascism and fanaticism.
{peeks in window looking for vegetable-thieving angels or hobbitses}
*hucks a turnip down the Maggot's gullet*
<Turns red>
Yeah, heh heh, you'd have to be an idiot to buy produce from a maggot. Yep. Complete idiot. Heh.
I keep hoping I'll get five of a kind.
I did that once, yeeessss.
raises his gaze and detects evil across the thread
I'm in f@#~ing hell.
It look like you generate hell itself.
I didn't create this drek.
Nobody's perfect.
raises his gaze and detects evil across the thread
*blink blink*
*resumes constructing Dagwood Sandwich with extra aboleth*
Hey, boss! I think your second cousin from your dad's side of the family is here!
Fishstick?
*sizzles*
That would make a great slogan, boss. I'll alert the Celestial Tourism Commission.
I'm in f!$*ing hell.It's not Hell, it's Celestia. Easy mistake, though.
To the younger Chaotic types, every Lawful place looks the same, yeeesssss.
Oooh, and I just ordered a pallet of eels!
Palettes our greta.
I never thought of using polymorph any object that way. Which drink did you want to be?
<Looks at rain-barrel filled with Cthulhu and Cream and a patio umbrella sticking out of it>
Awwww, I misunderstood what the boss asked for!
Yes. At least your minions are trying to be helpful.
Trying to keep Demogorgon's lackeys on any coherent path? They're of two minds about anything, yeeesssss.
Gah! My followers are hopeless.
Do the demons have to deal with this sort of thing?
*sigh* You have no idea....
*sigh* You have no idea....Gah! My followers are hopeless.
Do the demons have to deal with this sort of thing?
I thought you were busy humping poodles?
I'm allergic.
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I thought you were busy humping poodles?*sigh* You have no idea....Gah! My followers are hopeless.
Do the demons have to deal with this sort of thing?
*From the abyss* ^%&%$%^!!!!! *&^%$!!!!!!
{makes a pitcher of hurricanes for Celestial Healer and present company}
I work as a stripper to pay for my college loans. Anyone paying from the Celestial Tourist Commission?
If so, I hope one of them is Olde Abyssalle.
I speak four plus Valley Girl.
There's a certain paladin I may need your help in translating.
Someone sacrificed them all to Vecna.
There's a certain paladin I may need your help in translating.
I don't do virgins..,