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The Thread Celestial


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I think everyone is worried about Judges showing up.

Silver Crusade

No, no actual judges. Just Judge Reinhold. I invited him.


And it's not even my birthday!

<Goes to find autograph book>

Silver Crusade

He will be disappointed with these hors d'oeuvres.

Are those Combos?

Honestly, CF...


Oh, oh, oh. I need to braise something, stat!

Silver Crusade

Not Combos!


I found some delightful fish I can braise.


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So that's where Angel Fish went.

Silver Crusade

Let's see how well he can cheat at Scrabble now!


Judges? Who needs judges. I'm a paladin-at-law. Justice ain't nothing without a military tribunal I say. Look at work at Gitmo. A proud example of fascism and fanaticism.


{peeks in window looking for vegetable-thieving angels or hobbitses}


*hucks a turnip down the Maggot's gullet*

Silver Crusade

Who would buy produce from a maggot?


<Turns red>

Yeah, heh heh, you'd have to be an idiot to buy produce from a maggot. Yep. Complete idiot. Heh.

Silver Crusade

I want to play poker against CF sometime. He is the worst liar ever.


I keep hoping I'll get five of a kind.


I did that once, yeeessss.


raises his gaze and detects evil across the thread


I'm in f~%+ing hell.


It look like you generate hell itself.


I didn't create this drek.


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Nobody's perfect.


The_Paladin_of_Nevada wrote:
raises his gaze and detects evil across the thread

*blink blink*

*resumes constructing Dagwood Sandwich with extra aboleth*


Hey, boss! I think your second cousin from your dad's side of the family is here!

Fishstick?


*sizzles*

Silver Crusade

El Cid Vicious, AnarkoPaladin wrote:
I'm in f!$*ing hell.

It's not Hell, it's Celestia. Easy mistake, though.


That would make a great slogan, boss. I'll alert the Celestial Tourism Commission.


Celestial Healer wrote:
El Cid Vicious, AnarkoPaladin wrote:
I'm in f!$*ing hell.
It's not Hell, it's Celestia. Easy mistake, though.

To the younger Chaotic types, every Lawful place looks the same, yeeesssss.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

That would make a great slogan, boss. I'll alert the Celestial Tourism Commission.

They'll be coming in droves! Let's start up a cabana restaurant.


Oooh, and I just ordered a pallet of eels!


Palettes our greta.

Silver Crusade

CF! Make me a drink with an umbrella in it!


I never thought of using polymorph any object that way. Which drink did you want to be?


<Looks at rain-barrel filled with Cthulhu and Cream and a patio umbrella sticking out of it>
Awwww, I misunderstood what the boss asked for!

Silver Crusade

Gah! My followers are hopeless.

Do the demons have to deal with this sort of thing?


Yes. At least your minions are trying to be helpful.

Trying to keep Demogorgon's lackeys on any coherent path? They're of two minds about anything, yeeesssss.


Celestial Healer wrote:

Gah! My followers are hopeless.

Do the demons have to deal with this sort of thing?

*sigh* You have no idea....


The Monday Monster wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Gah! My followers are hopeless.

Do the demons have to deal with this sort of thing?

*sigh* You have no idea....

I thought you were busy humping poodles?

Silver Crusade

Yikes. Do we want that sort in our thread?


I'm allergic.


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Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Gah! My followers are hopeless.

Do the demons have to deal with this sort of thing?

*sigh* You have no idea....
I thought you were busy humping poodles?

*From the abyss* ^%&%$%^!!!!! *&^%$!!!!!!


{makes a pitcher of hurricanes for Celestial Healer and present company}


I work as a stripper to pay for my college loans. Anyone paying from the Celestial Tourist Commission?

Silver Crusade

Do you speak 3 languages?


If so, I hope one of them is Olde Abyssalle.


I speak four plus Valley Girl.


There's a certain paladin I may need your help in translating.

Silver Crusade

More turnips!


Someone sacrificed them all to Vecna.


Gentleman Nurn wrote:
There's a certain paladin I may need your help in translating.

I don't do virgins..,

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