*tries to turn Puddle*
Hime cahotik neuter!
vs SR 24
*seizes*
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*casts Dictum*
{rolls for Will save: } Must... make... Rule 34...
{casts } Hush, you.
...
[dice=SR Check]1d20+20 vs SR 24
*seizes*
The Power of Bacon {headbutts Nurn, infusing him with the power of deus ex baconma}
Why did my Manilow record stop playing?
<Hums "Looks Like We Made It" while walking over to the record player>
The Power of Bacon {headbutts Nurn, infusing him with the power of deus ex baconma}1d20+20 vs SR 24
*seizes*
*recovers*
*reverts to Slaad form*
*Claw Claw Bite*
*returns to humanoid form*
It does, yeeesssss. Delicious.
<Casts pig to bacon>
Wait!- {: fails save, into an abbondanza of smoked bacon, ribs, and sausages}
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That'll do pig, that'll do. {noms on fresh bacon}
I've a few to spare, save yourself the trip *toss*
I wonder how delicious a pig and butterfrog mix would be? {noms a forkful of fried calamari
Bacon is an unclean meat.
Pull out his flaming sword of Law +05 and cooks some bacon
Here we are. It's clean now.
They might still be a little wriggly but should be, yeeessss.
No! Go scrambled.
That's a property of Hot Pockets, it doesn't matter who makes them....
{peeks out from behind couch} Is that creepy guy still hanging around outside? He must be a friend or relative of our creepy neighbor.
*peeks in the window*
Hey, it's my cousin (non-celestial side)! Come on in, Ferd!
Oils and buffs his armor, repeats when needed...
I'm not wearing any pants. Is that a problem?
Here, I'll get you one of the boss's robes.
I'm not wearing any pants. Is that a problem?
{rummages through drawer for a grapefruit spoon} Yep, don't want eyes anymore...
I'm not wearing any pants. Is that a problem?
Buffon! Put some trousers on before I sever your wobblies!
Here's the robe! Don't mind the bloodstains, they're murder to get out.
Heh...heh...heh?
Here's the robe! Don't mind the bloodstains, they're murder to get out.
Heh...heh...heh?
If you think that's bad you should see mine.
The suit however is magically tailored to prestidigitate itself any time I'm splattered, yeeessss.
when it comes to stain cleaning, paladins do it better.
SAY I WRONG! I DARE YOU!
Thanks! This is comfy!
*strides in with robe untied*
It's like you always say, boss: when you start letting paladins in, you might as well let all the riffraff in.
It's like you always say, boss: when you start letting paladins in, you might as well let all the riffraff in.
Wait, they're cloning Riff Raff?! When did this start?
It was a side project of mine. I started with squirrels.
{ponders mashup of Squirrel Girl and Riff Raff} OK, I know it's not noon yet, but I need a drink... my brain cells must be punished!
*starts licking the Doritos*
*starts drinking the sacramental whine*
Where did that alter boy go..?
Cousin Ferd, why are you licking the tridrones?!
I'm sorry about that, guys, he's not from around here.
The question you should be asking is whether they like it.
They're machines, they don't like anything, nnnooooo.
I think all the slobber will make them malfunction.
Unit D0R1T0 preparing to fire flavor lasers...
*readies laser reflecting body shield in case of accidental misfire*
Firing flavor lasers...