I like Stabby and Whippy. Best friends I ever had.

This thread needs more bacon.

Um, someone asked me to come by?

*springs trap*

Hey, watch it! That costs money!

*springs second trap*

Mmmmmm.

Bacon.

Reflex: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (19) + 18 = 37
*Evades trap*

All I wanted was some truffles!

SMITE!
SMITE!
SMITE!

Bacon is on the menu!!!

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 20 + 10 = 49

I see my insurance modifier pull me through.

Power Word: Blind.

<POOF!> Baa-ram-ewe... wait, how did I get here?

So are we just porting them in wholesale now?

*Bamf*

<Drops off a few more pigs>

*Bamf*

{looks around at porcine abundance} Has anyone seen Wilbur? He borrowed $50 for "child support for a hundred baby spiders", or so he claims... Personally, I think he dug up some magic "truffles" again.

You're stealing June Cleaver's pigs. better put them back where you found them before she shows up for a visit and who-knows-what-else.

You fool! You spoke the name of the beast! That'll summon her!

*retreats to his desk in the pit*

<Gets out mop and Xtra-Dooty™ sanitizer>

Poof!

I told you Ward, a real man would let me put it in his...

*looks around*

Oh... Where is this place that I find myself?

Hey! What are you doing with those pigs?! I need them for... pig purposes...

LoL! I'm such a snitch.

I always thought you were more of a bludger.

Poof!

I told you Ward, a real man would let me put it in his...

OH SWEET UNMERCIFUL DEMOGORGON MY EYES WILL NEVER HEAL

I'M A GODS-DAMNED SLAAD FROM THE ABYSS AND I'VE STILL NOT SEEN SUCH HORRORS

She's kinda cute...

She's kinda cute...

I like you. Let's do something kinky like change each other's colostomy bags.

What the f$&&...

Didn't we used to have a bouncer?

Celestial Follower wrote:

She's kinda cute...

I like you. Let's do something kinky like change each other's colostomy bags.

I don't have a colostomy bag, but I'd be willing to get one.

What the f+$!...

Didn't we used to have a bouncer?

Give me some beer and I'm all yours. That didn't come out quite right, did it?

What the f&+#...

Didn't we used to have a bouncer?

The demon we invited over for wine and cheese ate him. If I remember correctly, he complimented us on our "unusual blood cheese".

*raises his gaze and use his detect evil paladin ability on June Cleaver. He flinches and staggers back...*

Lords of Justice! You're aura! Jeezus! The pain in my head..., Where's that flask of 90 proof vodka..?"

*raises his gaze and use his detect evil paladin ability on June Cleaver. He flinches and staggers back...*

Lords of Justice! You're aura! Jeezus! The pain in my head..., Where's that flask of 90 proof vodka..?"

I have some Lemorian Rotgut in my desk, best I can offer. It even really rots your gut. Though being a paladin that won't be as much an issue for you, what with the disease immunity and all...

I'll get the shot glasses, yeeesssss.

Celestial Healer wrote:

What the f+$!...

Didn't we used to have a bouncer?

Give me some beer and I'm all yours. That didn't come out quite right, did it?

Sounded all right to me...

The_Paladin_of_Nevada wrote:

*raises his gaze and use his detect evil paladin ability on June Cleaver. He flinches and staggers back...*

Lords of Justice! You're aura! Jeezus! The pain in my head..., Where's that flask of 90 proof vodka..?"

I have some Lemorian Rotgut in my desk, best I can offer. It even really rots your gut. Though being a paladin that won't be as much an issue for you, what with the disease immunity and all...

I'll get the shot glasses, yeeesssss.

I hope so. I'd hate to see how this stuff comes the proverbial back door.

*swallows a shot*

Bran muffin?

Now it's a party!

*dances convulsively on top of a piano*

Wooooo! Shake it, baby!

*shakes her proboscis*

Are you sure this is a celestial thread? Something seems...off...here.

*plucks out his eyeballs*

*drops them in the shotglass*

*fills shotglass*

*drinks*

*shakes head vigorously*

*eyes pop back into place*

That's a little better. Amazing what a good shot will do for scarred vision, yeeessss.

Now I just have to make sure not to turn around and look toward the piano, nnnooooo.

Now I know why!!!!

Wow, haven't seen a St. Vitas Dance like that since Kevin Bacon got into the moonshine Microwave brewed in the radiator on the back porch.

Now I know why!!!!

*fades in silently*

For red eyes, try Clear Eyes. It removes redness and has ingredients that moisturize. Wooooooow.

*fades out*

Anyone else want a bran muffin?

Anyone else want a bran muffin?

Last time I had one, it didn't turn out well.

It's not like you started Armageddon or anything.

*follows another shot of Vodka-mixed Holy Water*

I'm gonna call that the Holy Moses.

*swallows another shot*

Hmm, I'll take a shot of that.

*Makes Gentlemen Nurn a Holy Moses and slides the shot glass across thetable. Makes one for June Cleaver too*

Won't that burn you, Gentleman Nurn?

*takes a shot of holy water*

*vomits a slain mohrg*

Mmm. Spicy.